Urban Geisha - Finchley

[dobob]

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Having had two really bad experiences with Spanish MILFs a while back, I was a bit reticent about having another go, but decided to try this lady when I needed a plan B.

Her English is good and comms by a mixture of phone and text was fine. I wasn't too surprised to be asked my age but was surprised to be asked my profession, but she was happy with my answers to the questions. She did say in a text that she would greet me like an old friend because of the neighbours.

She, Mercedes, is now located near Finchley Road. It's one of those suburban streets where most of the house numbers are really inconspicuous and half of the houses have names not numbers. If you're coming from Finchley Road, it's one of the first few houses on the right. Once I found it, I called as requested and was buzzed in. She did indeed greet me at her door like a long lost brother, but as her door is right next to the second floor neighbour, I understood why she likes to make pretend.

Up one more flight of stairs when we were properly in her flat, she greeted me again with a very promising snog. Mercedes is a good looking woman in her late 40s or early 50s. She's around 5'6" with a very good figure. She has a lot more laughter lines than the face photo on her AW profile, but I found that make her more attractive facially (I'm old too!). Apparently, she is a portrait painter in civvy street.

Then it was into the bedroom with a little bit of chat, paperwork done at £180 for an hour and invited to take a shower, which I did. On my return (with trousers and shirt back on, because I do like to be undressed), Mercedes had flamenco music playing and was singing and dancing along. She was just throwing her knickers off when I came in. We bopped a bit (which really isn't my thing) and then my clothes fell off and we were both on the bed.

What followed was a GFE that was initially a bit rushed with me not properly erect and her asking too much too soon. I asked her to let us both take a break and start again, which we did, with me trying to take a bit more control and getting a satisfactory result. After that, although we had 25 minutes of my 1 hour left to go, I opted to take a shower and get ready to leave. As promised earlier, she showed me some of her portrait work around her flat.

My verdict about this is mixed. This lady is someone I'd really fancy if she was in my sphere of acquaintances. However, I am not sure she is really cut out to be a WG. I think I will visit again and see if things go better second time round.

For now, I am going to vote positive.

Cheers!

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the review 

Any inklings as to what makes her worth 180 ph?

[MajorPayne]

Thanks for the review 

Any inklings as to what makes her worth 180 ph?

Nothing obvious, for sure.

[dobob]

The price is around par for the course in London apart from East Europeans.

Cheers!

[dobob]

Nothing obvious, for sure.

Do you punt in London? How does your comment add anything to the discussion?

[LLPunting]

The price is around par for the course in London apart from East Europeans.

Cheers!

If that were the case I wouldn't have asked.  180 is (considerably) above what one would expect to pay for a 50-something woman (especially non-English) who doesn't appear to have any exceptional looks or figure and delivers services and performance that you can barely bring yourself to mention.  Your own review history bears this out.

If you are now accustomed to spending 180 ph pls do tell whom have you been seeing and what did they do to offer VFM at that price?

[Kamilondon]

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Having had two really bad experiences with Spanish MILFs a while back, I was a bit reticent about having another go, but decided to try this lady when I needed a plan B.

Her English is good and comms by a mixture of phone and text was fine. I wasn't too surprised to be asked my age but was surprised to be asked my profession, but she was happy with my answers to the questions. She did say in a text that she would greet me like an old friend because of the neighbours.

She, Mercedes, is now located near Finchley Road. It's one of those suburban streets where most of the house numbers are really inconspicuous and half of the houses have names not numbers. If you're coming from Finchley Road, it's one of the first few houses on the right. Once I found it, I called as requested and was buzzed in. She did indeed greet me at her door like a long lost brother, but as her door is right next to the second floor neighbour, I understood why she likes to make pretend.

Up one more flight of stairs when we were properly in her flat, she greeted me again with a very promising snog. Mercedes is a good looking woman in her late 40s or early 50s. She's around 5'6" with a very good figure. She has a lot more laughter lines than the face photo on her AW profile, but I found that make her more attractive facially (I'm old too!). Apparently, she is a portrait painter in civvy street.

Then it was into the bedroom with a little bit of chat, paperwork done at £180 for an hour and invited to take a shower, which I did. On my return (with trousers and shirt back on, because I do like to be undressed), Mercedes had flamenco music playing and was singing and dancing along. She was just throwing her knickers off when I came in. We bopped a bit (which really isn't my thing) and then my clothes fell off and we were both on the bed.

What followed was a GFE that was initially a bit rushed with me not properly erect and her asking too much too soon. I asked her to let us both take a break and start again, which we did, with me trying to take a bit more control and getting a satisfactory result. After that, although we had 25 minutes of my 1 hour left to go, I opted to take a shower and get ready to leave. As promised earlier, she showed me some of her portrait work around her flat.

My verdict about this is mixed. This lady is someone I'd really fancy if she was in my sphere of acquaintances. However, I am not sure she is really cut out to be a WG. I think I will visit again and see if things go better second time round.

For now, I am going to vote positive.

Cheers!

So you went for a shower and cane back out in your shirt and trousers ? 😂 hilarious mate

[dobob]

What do you find so funny? I like to be undressed as part of the foreplay. What's your problem with that?

[dobob]

If that were the case I wouldn't have asked.  180 is (considerably) above what one would expect to pay for...

As it is you that started the criticism, I think it's down to you to tell me where I am going to get better value for money for the services I want.

Cheers!

[LLPunting]

As it is you that started the criticism, I think it's down to you to tell me where I am going to get better value for money for the services I want.

Cheers!

My "criticism" was justified since your lengthy review describes almost nothing of what she did to earn her fee.  If you wish your effort to be considered valuable to others and worth spending your time on (presuming you're not just throwing words out here to wank after the fact) then substantiating why this apparently expensive SP is in fact worth what you paid and others parting with likewise of their hard earned.
It's not up to me to tell you who else to see, your own review history tells yourself that you can pay (much) less for similar or better services, looks and or performance.  Plenty of recent reviews and comments point to women younger, older, prettier, fitter, fatter, raunchier, dirtier for less or conversely ones to avoid.

[g284]

My "criticism" was justified since your lengthy review describes almost nothing of what she did to earn her fee.

He can pay what he wants

If you wish your effort to be considered valuable to others and worth spending your time on (presuming you're not just throwing words out here to wank after the fact)

YMMV

It's not up to me to tell you who else to see, your own review history tells yourself that you can pay (much) less for similar or better services, looks and or performance.

YMMV

Plenty of recent reviews and comments point to women younger, older, prettier, fitter, fatter, raunchier, dirtier for less or conversely ones to avoid.

That's your/their own opinion

[Kamilondon]

My "criticism" was justified since your lengthy review describes almost nothing of what she did to earn her fee.  If you wish your effort to be considered valuable to others and worth spending your time on (presuming you're not just throwing words out here to wank after the fact) then substantiating why this apparently expensive SP is in fact worth what you paid and others parting with likewise of their hard earned.
It's not up to me to tell you who else to see, your own review history tells yourself that you can pay (much) less for similar or better services, looks and or performance.  Plenty of recent reviews and comments point to women younger, older, prettier, fitter, fatter, raunchier, dirtier for less or conversely ones to avoid.

+1
Def cannot see what makes her worth £180 ph 🤨

[Hobbit]

This review is almost useless because it doesn't describe what services were provided with no details given on her enthusiasm during the session. When writing reviews, you need to provide information on things like kissing, oral, technique, etc.

[pepsicolaboy]

Thanks for the review 

Any inklings as to what makes her worth 180 ph?

+1

He can pay what he wantsYMMVYMMVThat's your/their own opinion

Yes he can, but when someone is paying over the odds, for a SP at the low end of the market in terms of age/looks, members are entitled to point out if they feel a punter has been over charged IMO or gained poor value.

IMO £180.00 is a silly price for her to be charging

Also to add, there is a lot of exploitative pricing happening in London, where SP are taking advantage of a poor punting market in terms of what is available out their and charging higher than normal prices but it is not presenting good value - this SP may very well think she is the same value as sexually peaking 24 year old SP, she is not IMO

 

[sparkus]

There's a lengthy spiel on her profile about how she's doing sex work to support her arts career and, if you've not noticed, "London is so expensive".

Anyone got Louis Theroux's number for her?

[cunningman]

Any inklings as to what makes her worth 180 ph?

If you are a one-pop guy and shag and leave, that would be a tough ask.  I'm not going back at her current rates.

As OP observed though, she's good company, so it would very much depend on circumstances and how much non-shagging time it is necessary to spend with the SP, and how realistic she is about pricing for that time if its very long.  And on whether you actually want to interact.

OP seems prepared to go back, maybe if he can manage a second go but needs a decent refractory then he could try asking to split the hour around dinner, and making it more like a SA or WYP date.

It does seem that some ladies do get taken away on long breaks - bonniebooo told me she'd been taken abroad.  She and Geisha are the only two I've met over the years that I would even fantasize about doing that with though.  Apart from being expensive, it seems like a direct EAS opportunity.  But if you have the time and the money ... and they could both do a decent portrait of you.  Geisha a better one, I suspect, and probably with no more than an ipad.

[sparkus]

Strewth, heard it all now.  First paid-for cuddling, now optional portraits.

[shagbambi]

The SP was on SA a few months back.  I approached her but got nowhere.  Will not be visiting at 180 an hour.

[cunningman]

Strewth, heard it all now.  First paid-for cuddling, now optional portraits.

I've no idea what guys talk to SPs about, while they get ready for round 2.  It takes me long enough that 60 minutes wouldn't do, maybe 90 at a pinch or 120 - I'd rather scoot and book another later and keep on with 30 minute punts.

The bollocks that a lot of them spout is about enough, sometimes, to cover my getting dressed.  At least we can moan about b*exit or Johnson or Trump these days, but that only works if they have a decent brain and life experience and good English.

There's a lot to be said for P&D but there are plenty of reviews on here for punts that are so long that I really don't understand what goes on.  Maybe I just cum too quickly and even thinking of Dianne Abbot doesn't work.

Anyone tried playing cards with an SP?  Probably won't lose as fast as you would in a casino. 

[dobob]

This review is almost useless because it doesn't describe what services were provided with no details given on her enthusiasm during the session. When writing reviews, you need to provide information on things like kissing, oral, technique, etc.

Those are your opinions about what a review should provide. Please don't claim to speak for UKP without pointing to specific rules. I actually gave lots of detail about the points that were important to me on this punt and about the points that I think were important to share on UKP.

Please give up on your arrogant assertions about what is or isn't useful on this site.

Cheers.

[dobob]

+1
Also to add, there is a lot of exploitative pricing happening in London, where SP are taking advantage of a poor punting market in terms of what is available out their and charging higher than normal prices but it is not presenting good value - this SP may very well think she is the same value as sexually peaking 24 year old SP, she is not IMO

I don't punt with 24 year olds. If you punt with women who have arrived at their sexual peak at the age of 24, then I despair for you and them. To talk about exploitative pricing is absurd: if you don't want to pay the price, don't make the booking and look elsewhere.

Please get a sense of proportion about what UKP is for and about the diversity of punters who use it.

Cheers!

[LLPunting]

Dobob, the majority view about review content and what most often warrants above average pricing, especially in the absence of substantive evidence of looks or attitude or skills, is what has been expressed by your critics on this review and supported by the guides often and repeatedly given as reference by all moderators and helpful contributors.  I asked initially in a civil tone but your unhelpful, resentful replies to all your challengers trying to opine that you have done us all a favour merely confirms the only one behaving like a twat is you.  A real shame because your previous reviews, many conforming to the views you've been challenged with, made you out to be reasonable.
I have no idea why you're so sensitive about this SP and being asked to give more detail to allow us to understand your sense of value, especially as you stopped 25 mins early.
Despite all your alienation it's nice of you to inclusively choose a gay icon of an underage homosexual and use a turn of phrase from a dead, gay, cross-dressing, radio DJ.  Perhaps you're in a crisis of why you're paying so much money for so little varied or adventurous sex with a woman in 30 mins?

[LLPunting]

Furthermore being Bi is not an expression of one's sexuality that is prohibited or discouraged by this site nor indeed is any confusion or frustration from paying women for sex;  you're free to raise such topics seeking advice from fellows with opinion and experience that may be of help.

[sparkus]

I've no idea what guys talk to SPs about, while they get ready for round 2.  It takes me long enough that 60 minutes wouldn't do, maybe 90 at a pinch or 120 - I'd rather scoot and book another later and keep on with 30 minute punts.

The bollocks that a lot of them spout is about enough, sometimes, to cover my getting dressed.  At least we can moan about b*exit or Johnson or Trump these days, but that only works if they have a decent brain and life experience and good English.

There's a lot to be said for P&D but there are plenty of reviews on here for punts that are so long that I really don't understand what goes on.  Maybe I just cum too quickly and even thinking of Dianne Abbot doesn't work.

Anyone tried playing cards with an SP?  Probably won't lose as fast as you would in a casino. 

I don't go for long punts, so it's not been an issue for me.  On the relatively few occasions a WG has asked me to stick around to chat for a while after the punt the talk is invariably about a) punting (clients, experiences) b) home country vs. UK and c) what work done outside of sex work.  Only once did I get to pig out down below while a very bored massage shop worker droned on and on about her likes and dislikes of that particular establishment.

[SamLP]

She's upped it to £200ph now, although it looks like she prefers longer bookings with her 3 hours priced at £300.

Having said that the review wasn't very helpful. A description of what services were on offer and how she delivered them would give us an idea if she's that good or not.

[LLPunting]

I don't go for long punts, so it's not been an issue for me.  On the relatively few occasions a WG has asked me to stick around to chat for a while after the punt the talk is invariably about a) punting (clients, experiences) b) home country vs. UK and c) what work done outside of sex work.  Only once did I get to pig out down below while a very bored massage shop worker droned on and on about her likes and dislikes of that particular establishment.

I learnt my lesson way back about getting chat time from SPs, I blew most of an hour @ 150 in entertaining chat with some young lovely from one of the "good" EE states back in the day of their prime and I could only afford to punt once a month.  Subsequently took to only getting into chat after happy times were had and no chance of another round.  E.g. Got 3 hours of free chat (after an average experience hour) with a young lovely from the Thai crew getting the goss on which girls were being nasty to others, her life plans, her family, blah, blah, blah.   You only have to tease how lovely, charming and personable (possibly read as loaded and wanting) you are during the paid time, if you've sussed the (indie) girl correctly and made the effort then in your cooling down you can amp up the charm and see how much she plays along.  Just another WSWS thrill.

Granted if you're lonely and must have a particular girl then all power to you if you've got the cash to torch.

[BillGoldberg]

Sounds like a ludicrous experience at £180/hr 
Would be a definite NEGATIVE from me 

[sparkus]

I once had a chat only punt with a Rom, when I was drunk. Kept me talking and didn't undress and before I knew it 30 mins had indeed passed.

[dobob]

She's upped it to £200ph now, although it looks like she prefers longer bookings with her 3 hours priced at £300.

Having said that the review wasn't very helpful. A description of what services were on offer and how she delivered them would give us an idea if she's that good or not.

You can read what services were on offer on her AW profile. I described how the GFE that I asked for panned out and made it clear that it wasn't my ideal, but that I might be prepared to give her a second try. If it matters, the sex was cowgirl and mish and she did FK but not DFK. I didn't ask for oral.

[dobob]

I once had a chat only punt with a Rom, when I was drunk. Kept me talking and didn't undress and before I knew it 30 mins had indeed passed.

I think this comment (and several others above) belong with the other review, not mine.

Cheers!

[pepsicolaboy]

Dobob, the majority view about review content and what most often warrants above average pricing, especially in the absence of substantive evidence of looks or attitude or skills, is what has been expressed by your critics on this review and supported by the guides often and repeatedly given as reference by all moderators and helpful contributors.  I asked initially in a civil tone but your unhelpful, resentful replies to all your challengers trying to opine that you have done us all a favour merely confirms the only one behaving like a twat is you.  A real shame because your previous reviews, many conforming to the views you've been challenged with, made you out to be reasonable.
I have no idea why you're so sensitive about this SP and being asked to give more detail to allow us to understand your sense of value, especially as you stopped 25 mins early.
Despite all your alienation it's nice of you to inclusively choose a gay icon of an underage homosexual and use a turn of phrase from a dead, gay, cross-dressing, radio DJ.  Perhaps you're in a crisis of why you're paying so much money for so little varied or adventurous sex with a woman in 30 mins?

  brilliant

[dobob]

Dobob, the majority view about review content and what most often warrants above average pricing, especially in the absence of substantive evidence of looks or attitude or skills, is what has been expressed by your critics on this review and supported by the guides often and repeatedly given as reference by all moderators and helpful contributors.  I asked initially in a civil tone but your unhelpful, resentful replies to all your challengers trying to opine that you have done us all a favour merely confirms the only one behaving like a twat is you.  A real shame because your previous reviews, many conforming to the views you've been challenged with, made you out to be reasonable.
I have no idea why you're so sensitive about this SP and being asked to give more detail to allow us to understand your sense of value, especially as you stopped 25 mins early.
Despite all your alienation it's nice of you to inclusively choose a gay icon of an underage homosexual and use a turn of phrase from a dead, gay, cross-dressing, radio DJ.  Perhaps you're in a crisis of why you're paying so much money for so little varied or adventurous sex with a woman in 30 mins?

I am in no state of crisis and I am not particularly sensitive about this SP. The fact that this review resulted in what I view as rather stupid  challenges is a bit of a pain, but I can live with that. The rest of the value judgments you are making about me, you can stuff up your backside, pal!

Arsehole!

[LLPunting]

I am in no state of crisis and I am not particularly sensitive about this SP. The fact that this review resulted in what I view as rather stupid  challenges is a bit of a pain, but I can live with that. The rest of the value judgments you are making about me, you can stuff up your backside, pal!

Arsehole!

The pain was of your own making, none of us would be ragging on you if you'd simply added some details in your responses.  You chose to rail against the comments and argue instead.  Good to hear this SP isn't a soft spot for you, means you're one step closer to figuring out where your sensitivity stems from.  GL with that.

[dobob]

The pain was of your own making, none of us would be ragging on you if you'd simply added some details in your responses.  You chose to rail against the comments and argue instead.  Good to hear this SP isn't a soft spot for you, means you're one step closer to figuring out where your sensitivity stems from.  GL with that.

I am quite happy to receive adverse commentary on UKP, but I resent being patronised. Your nonsense about the pain being of my own making is rubbish. If you feel a strong need to give advice, please give it to someone who requests it.

Cheers!