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Roland D Hay

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I'd been intrigued by this profile for a while but just put off by the claim that she does bareback, anyway, fuck it I thought, I'll wear a condom, which I did.

I already had a fair idea that this lady was very market savvy and very adept at marketing herself. She had about 3 profiles last time I checked and markets tries to be all things to all men but with a general principle that she is a slut, a whore or a tramp. Surely with that sort of marketing dirty filthy sex beckons, err, well actually no...

I did toy with the idea of a negative but thought she did just enough to get a neutral but this was based purely on three things.
1. She didn't fuck me around with the booking and had good comms.
2. She was well turned out and looked sexy on arrival.
3. She gives amazing owo. This lady really knows how to suck cock.

So why a neutral then? Primarily because it was one of those punting by numbers experiences, she wasn't actually filthy or dirty and beyond the owo I actually felt like she was completely disengaged from the process and it was all very business like and ultimately boring. At times I felt like I was fucking a slab of meat.

The other problem I have is that this lady claims to be 41, well maybe 14 years ago but she is around 55 years of age. Don't get me wrong she's got a great figure, nice tits and arse etc but the face is definitely 55. Again, one of the most attractive 55 year olds you will see and I'm sure if she advertised as such she would not be short of business. This little lie underpins her whole marketing ethos... She knows what to say to get punters through the door and she will use every marketing trick or lie possible to keep them queuing at the door. None of it stands up to any sort of scrutiny though! If you like vanilla sex with an attractive 55 year old with a great figure then you might be very happy with the experience but the key message here has to be don't believe the hype.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2014, 09:16:29 am by Roland D Hay »

vorian

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Like the review, very well put and honest,  as you said a big market out there for her if she was honest about her age. Shame she feels the need to lie,  but a poor disinterested service is the main problem for her a lot of guys go for the older was as the service is expected to be better than an inexperienced younger girls.

Roland D Hay

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She was almost anaesthetised to the experience and whilst she tries to present a very business like approach to providing a service it just doesn't work.
Her claim at being 41 is almost laughable though but ultimately I didn't really mind this as I'd have punted with her at 55 given her figure etc. I also notice she has just increased her prices to £120 an hour but she will have to significantly up her game to keep punters happy at that price.

Roland D Hay

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I'm fairly sure this is her too though on this profile she claims to be 39 :wackogirl:

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Roland D Hay

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The price increase must have had a notable impact because she has immediately put her price back down to what it was previously.

vorian

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Hopefully she read your comments and saw the error she made. :unknown:

Roland D Hay

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I wonder if she'll put her age back up?

Offline Northerndave666

She used to be based in Nottingham, never got to see her, but maybe another who flits around the country....leading me to believe she's not really a 'housewife' ?

Roland D Hay

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She used to be based in Nottingham, never got to see her, but maybe another who flits around the country....leading me to believe she's not really a 'housewife' ?

Yes she does flit around the country but I think she only works two days a week. My opinion is that her whole profile is an exercise in creative marketing; Saatchi & Saatchi would be hard pushed in being more creative.

Offline CoolTiger

Unless I am mistaken, she was a member on here and was later banned.

If it is the same one, she is also on SAAFE.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2014, 05:51:17 pm by CoolTiger »


Roland D Hay

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Another reason to avoid her guys... once she has your number she will continue to send you unsolicited text messages to say she is working in a particular area. She did it to me once and I asked her not to do it and fuck me, two weeks later she did the same thing again. I told her that it was the second time I had asked her not send me unsolicited text messages. This kind of stuff really fucks me off ever since I left my phone on my desk at work and had a message from a prossie saying she was available. I have a punting phone now but nevertheless its a complete cunts trick!

broksonic

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Would never see a wg that has so many profiles .   

renton69

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Thought she looked like a tranny.....

Roland D Hay

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Would never see a wg that has so many profiles .

As I said, It's all about the marketing.

Offline CoolTiger

Would never see a wg that has so many profiles .   


As I said, It's all about the marketing.

Some girls who regularly tour end up having 2 profiles, so that she a one showing current city, the other for her next stop.

See the following thread and my reply there, re Kim of Hull:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12480.msg189131;topicseen#msg189131