Now it's time to find an escort who will dress like Emma Raducanu... actually I did once get a girl to dress like a tennis player (before Raducanu was born!) but to kick me back in the days I didn't meet them for actual sex.
Memorable punt though, if only for the exchange where I was sitting on the floor with my legs open and she was kicking randomly but not hitting the prime target. "You don't even know where my balls are!" I said.. Calmly she said "there..." striking the target perfectly. Not even that hard, but just a perfect kick on target. I wasn't expecting it, my defences were down and I rolled around a bit.
