Bunny (Oxford) not so Rosey..... should have walked

[willabe]

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Everyone makes mistakes in punting and this was my biggest.

Bunny Rose was on my HL for a while. Pics were ok, write up good and previous contacts via text have always been prompt, polite and friendly.

Text to see if she was still in Oxford and she was. She also said, was I up for a threesome with her and a mate; full on girl on girl. I said I wanted 2 hours and as I knew her rates were £150 and hour I said I could manage £400 for 2 hours for both girls which she agreed too. In hindsight I should have stuck with her own rate of £300 for 2 hours as they were sharing a room and I am pretty sure she would have gone for it........actually scrap that I wish I'd said forget it and spent 30 minutes watching porn instead. 

I checked out the girl she was doing with duo with - Bobbi. She had mixed feedback on UKP, but most said she was good looking. On AW she looked thin (which is not really my thing) but ok and her likes were pretty varied so I thought fuck it, you only live once!

Anyway, got to the usual Oxford suburbs escort lodgings. Parked up and she text me the room number.
Arrived at the room. Bunny opened it and I entered in the usual punters haze, which is a mixture of, don't trip, is she a fucking munter, where's the money and do I get a kiss or a handshake..... always leave if its the later.
Bunny shit the door and walked in from behind me and Bobbi was at the mirror in the bedroom.
This is when I should have just walked but for some really stupid reason didn't.
Bobbi was a hell of a lot thinner that the pics shown. If she was still the same size she probably would have been pretty but she looked kind of ill (as mentioned in a previous review I think). She was so thin. Her C-cup breasts had long gone and was completely flat, which for a boob man is depressing. In fairness to her she was really friendly and she probably activated most of what happened while I was there.
Bunny Rose on the other hand - christ, she had one of the weirdest figures going. Her legs from the hips down may have been a 10/12 shape but she had what looked like a cross between a beer belly and being pregnant with twins. She had lingerie on but this is the first time in my life that sexy underwear did nothing for me.
Facially, neither would get above a 4 out of 10, and probably less for bodies but for different reasons.
As far as I was aware they hadn't been drinking but very quickly hit open the wine and Bunny finished at least a bottle while I was there.
In terms of the sex, they were both up for what ever I wanted to do but I just couldn't get past the physical side of things and the constant weird conversations and accents that they kept putting on.
They both gave me a blow job to start and then Bobbi sat on my face while Bunny sat on my cock. It took all my imagination to get to a stage where I could cum but luckily as it had been a while it didn't take that long.
After a while we did try to shag again but after about 10 minutes I gave up and made excuses about my age when I just knew that it wouldn't happen in a million years.
I chatted a bit, took a shower and left.
Neither girl was rude and I am sure if I had said every 20 minutes right suck my cock or fuck me now they probably would have. They didn't take the session very seriously with lots of in jokes, plenty of drinking and meaningless conversations.

I know it is my fault that I didn't walk. My money to waste I guess! but it does piss me off that someone can keep a picture at the front of a profile that is obviously her but is so out of date and that when you look at the description in terms of size etc is completely untrue.

For me this is the smack in the face that we all need sometimes to say, if you doubt the pictures or the feedback don't book.

[MrMatrix]

Bloody hell OP what a shit punt that turned out to be. Even though I have walked many times but theres a point you think should I stay. Rarely will it get better if you are thinking that already and you just have to make the most of it if you stay.
Yes you should have walked....if it happens again I know you will walk. Best of luck next time and thanks for the review

[DildoMeLee]

Wow what a roller coaster of emotions.
I'm in Newbury for work next week so looking for something good in that area, I'll avoid this, thanks (Not that I have that sort of cash for punting mind :/).

[DildoMeLee]

Turns out Newbury is a 40min drive from Oxford, In my mind it was just up the road.
Should of been paying attention in geography rather than trying to finger the girls haha, Still thanks for the heads up.

[willabe]

Bloody hell OP what a shit punt that turned out to be. Even though I have walked many times but theres a point you think should I stay. Rarely will it get better if you are thinking that already and you just have to make the most of it if you stay.
Yes you should have walked....if it happens again I know you will walk. Best of luck next time and thanks for the review

Hell yeah!
Cheers

[willabe]

Wow what a roller coaster of emotions.
I'm in Newbury for work next week so looking for something good in that area, I'll avoid this, thanks (Not that I have that sort of cash for punting mind :/).

Seen Kate in Newbury.www.adultwork.com/1345326 she was pretty good I think.

[Lewis]

Seen Kate in Newbury.www.adultwork.com/1345326 she was pretty good I think.

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[Vice Admiral]

Bunny shit the door and walked in from behind me and Bobbi was at the mirror in the bedroom.

At that point I definitely would have walked.

[willabe]

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Good work! apologies.

[willabe]

At that point I definitely would have walked.

Brilliant something funny finally came out of an awful punt!!!

[Steely Dan]

Lewis, you indexed this as a negative for kate.  Why?  She was not even part of this punt, just mentioned as a good alternative.  How did she earn a negative do you think? Indexing is to count positive and negative reviews, not to track all mentions. 

[Lewis]

Lewis, you indexed this as a negative for kate.  Why?  She was not even part of this punt, just mentioned as a good alternative.  How did she earn a negative do you think? Indexing is to count positive and negative reviews, not to track all mentions.

Apologies if I've fucked up.

But, does it not mention at the start of this thread

"5 review(s) for x x Kate x x (5 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)"

There are NO negatives in that statement, but it does gives 5 positives.

Where is the negative that you mention?

[Steely Dan]

Apologies if I've fucked up.

But, does it not mention at the start of this thread

"5 review(s) for x x Kate x x (5 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)"

There are NO negatives in that statement, but it does gives 5 positives.

Where is the negative that you mention?

Apology accepted. But not to me, I just serve the greater good of all of us fuckers.  Flaw: If you clicked on her, it showed the negative before.  In the headline, the neg had not caught up. But a kind mod has now removed it, all good.
(note bunny still shows 0 0 0   but if you click on her you see the neg. It will catch up)

But - to all - the point of indexing is to count reviews, only index if it is their review. And once. Normal features capture comments and track multiple profiles.  One review = 1 index.    Of course, if it is a duo, it needs 2 indexes, one for each.

There are some glitches with the indexing feature - I am sure admin is working on it - but meanwhile we should do our part.

[Lewis]

But - to all - the point of indexing is to count reviews, only index if it is their review. And once. Normal features capture comments and track multiple profiles.  One review = 1 index.    Of course, if it is a duo, it needs 2 indexes, one for each..

Noted. We could do with a Haynes Manual sort of thing for all this stuff.

[willabe]

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Everyone makes mistakes in punting and this was my biggest.

Bunny Rose was on my HL for a while. Pics were ok, write up good and previous contacts via text have always been prompt, polite and friendly.

Text to see if she was still in Oxford and she was. She also said, was I up for a threesome with her and a mate; full on girl on girl. I said I wanted 2 hours and as I knew her rates were £150 and hour I said I could manage £400 for 2 hours for both girls which she agreed too. In hindsight I should have stuck with her own rate of £300 for 2 hours as they were sharing a room and I am pretty sure she would have gone for it........actually scrap that I wish I'd said forget it and spent 30 minutes watching porn instead. 

I checked out the girl she was doing with duo with - Bobbi. She had mixed feedback on UKP, but most said she was good looking. On AW she looked thin (which is not really my thing) but ok and her likes were pretty varied so I thought fuck it, you only live once!

Anyway, got to the usual Oxford suburbs escort lodgings. Parked up and she text me the room number.
Arrived at the room. Bunny opened it and I entered in the usual punters haze, which is a mixture of, don't trip, is she a fucking munter, where's the money and do I get a kiss or a handshake..... always leave if its the later.
Bunny shit the door and walked in from behind me and Bobbi was at the mirror in the bedroom.
This is when I should have just walked but for some really stupid reason didn't.
Bobbi was a hell of a lot thinner that the pics shown. If she was still the same size she probably would have been pretty but she looked kind of ill (as mentioned in a previous review I think). She was so thin. Her C-cup breasts had long gone and was completely flat, which for a boob man is depressing. In fairness to her she was really friendly and she probably activated most of what happened while I was there.
Bunny Rose on the other hand - christ, she had one of the weirdest figures going. Her legs from the hips down may have been a 10/12 shape but she had what looked like a cross between a beer belly and being pregnant with twins. She had lingerie on but this is the first time in my life that sexy underwear did nothing for me.
Facially, neither would get above a 4 out of 10, and probably less for bodies but for different reasons.
As far as I was aware they hadn't been drinking but very quickly hit open the wine and Bunny finished at least a bottle while I was there.
In terms of the sex, they were both up for what ever I wanted to do but I just couldn't get past the physical side of things and the constant weird conversations and accents that they kept putting on.
They both gave me a blow job to start and then Bobbi sat on my face while Bunny sat on my cock. It took all my imagination to get to a stage where I could cum but luckily as it had been a while it didn't take that long.
After a while we did try to shag again but after about 10 minutes I gave up and made excuses about my age when I just knew that it wouldn't happen in a million years.
I chatted a bit, took a shower and left.
Neither girl was rude and I am sure if I had said every 20 minutes right suck my cock or fuck me now they probably would have. They didn't take the session very seriously with lots of in jokes, plenty of drinking and meaningless conversations.

I know it is my fault that I didn't walk. My money to waste I guess! but it does piss me off that someone can keep a picture at the front of a profile that is obviously her but is so out of date and that when you look at the description in terms of size etc is completely untrue.

For me this is the smack in the face that we all need sometimes to say, if you doubt the pictures or the feedback don't book.

Interesting but nasty little footnote on this one gentlemen.
The two said ladies decided that they didn't like the review I left. I think they must have then looked up my profile on here and annoyingly my last comment was concerning a meeting I was having today with another SP. So they decided to contact her (by the phone number they got off her AW profile) and literally harassed her telling her that they were coming with 'Will' my AW name and going to fuck her up. They spent a lot of the last 24 hours constantly calling her, pretending to be local to where we were meeting and saying they were going to get her beat up and off their patch. They really put the frighteners on her which is a very low and horrible thing to do. Even more reason if anyone needed any not to see either of these two people.

[Steely Dan]

Ouch! Sorry for this outcome.  No one deserves this.  Particularly not the escort who took abuse for you being...a bit silly?  Really, read this page (and in particular the part about security):
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[MrMatrix]

I'm sure Bobby was part of the Ashley Louise group- normally very reputable. Sorry about the ongoing issues OP. They are ferral if they have hounded this other escort as you say. Your warning is timely to us all.
SD has referred you to security on WIKI. Better take note of this

[daviemac]

Interesting but nasty little footnote on this one gentlemen.
The two said ladies decided that they didn't like the review I left. I think they must have then looked up my profile on here and annoyingly my last comment was concerning a meeting I was having today with another SP. So they decided to contact her (by the phone number they got off her AW profile) and literally harassed her telling her that they were coming with 'Will' my AW name and going to fuck her up. They spent a lot of the last 24 hours constantly calling her, pretending to be local to where we were meeting and saying they were going to get her beat up and off their patch. They really put the frighteners on her which is a very low and horrible thing to do. Even more reason if anyone needed any not to see either of these two people.

Tell her to keep any messages / phone numbers and report it to the police, what they are doing is illegal.

[Steely Dan]

Noted. We could do with a Haynes Manual sort of thing for all this stuff.

There is now a 'Hayes Manual' for being a helper posted on main thread.  Consider this version 1.0.  Head1 has agreed it, but we need to get 'water through the pipes' to see if this helps.

[millbush]

And to think I'd have seen Bobbi if she hadn't cancelled at midnight before a 9am booking, what a couple of shithouses.

[millbush]

I'm sure Bobby was part of the Ashley Louise group

She was but with one exception that's been a guarantee of crap service in my experience.

[Avg_Joe]

to the OP, my commiserations, i know the feeling all too well, and it's so easy to say after "should have walked"... but i think in many ways we're all optimists, and always cling on to that glimmer of hope, especially when stood knocking on that door with images and expectations running through our minds as we've approach.


@DildoMeLee..... oddly enough, Newbury to Oxford is one of the easiest trips you could ever make, the A34 is easily accessible from most areas in Newbury with little pain (sometimes a little traffic though) and then it's a straight run to Oxford, now that end on the other hand is a fucking motorists nightmare, so try and make sure you know what area your chosen girl is in, hotels like the Jurys Inn or the one's on the A34 north of oxford city are easy to get to, some of the other locations in oxford not so easy.
Newbury itself has a couple of reasonable options, search here and AW under RG14 post code, vivastreet is more of a minefield, but a couple of the ads are genuine (pm me if you need them highlighting)



Given the events referred to in Reply#14 who makes the decision if they should be added to the Blacklist?....  External Link/Members Only