Korey Kockinner , Glasgow

[Thepunteruk]

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£80 / 30min

Again, I really had high hopes but left completely disappointed. Contacted Korey via AW , moved to texts and arranged an incall for next day. Asked to phone in the morning to confirm, and go over her profile. Yes, I have read it (and despite the warning signs, more on these later) I'm happy to spend my cash on you.
Unnecessarily long texts regards access and general rules. Yes I'll press the buzzer for 1 second maximum, despite my desire to knock loudly for 10 seconds and shout "It's the police, open up".
I know how to access communal properties and discreetly enter a flat. I've done it before. I know how to politely nod if I pass someone.

Shown to the shower and reminded to try and be 5min in it . Mouthwash left out (no problem with that).
Showered quickly and although the service was decent, and she got me hard no problem, I just felt she was kinda going through the motions. Owo, but more holding the base and roughly bobbing on the top of my cock. I soon called time on this and moved to protected sex. Couple of positions and then I popped in the bag.
Then, just like an EE service, she's suddenly my best friend. Chatty, smiling and asking all about my day.

From the busiess like phone contact, to quizzing me on her profile, to the simply OTT instructions. This was not an enjoyable punt.

The warning signs, back to them.
RO ? Yes, but don't nibble or slobber when you're there. Kissing ? Yes, but don't stroke or kiss above my neck.

300+ fluffy AW reviews and a decent return on here (both Newcastle and Glasgow), but I feel she is jaded. I feel she is just here working to her retirement fund.

To summarise, I've met many people in this life. Some are a delight and some are not. All I'll remember about this girl is her rules, her manner, and her desire to satisfy herself.
I think I met her a few years too late. The 50% positive review rate in recent months perhaps backs this up.
I can't personally recommend and I will not return.
Sorry Korey, just relying on your reputation means nothing to a first time client.

[Jamsonite]

Good review. I’ve never been remotely tempted as you sort of lose the will to live reading the instructions!

[J_H]

Looked great to me, but when I read the rules the premonition of 'shite punt' overwhelmed me.

As yer man says, it's all about her.

[Harrymetsally]

Looked great to me, but when I read the rules the premonition of 'shite punt' overwhelmed me.

As yer man says, it's all about her.

Here, here!  Well said!  Been told what to do is a turn off and her BJ skills seem odd.  Was on my priority list, but no more. 

I think once a girl has done 200+ clients, unless she's a genuine nympho she's burnt out.  Low volume hookers definitely better.

[DickDiver]

I think once a girl has done 200+ clients, unless she's a genuine nympho she's burnt out.  Low volume hookers definitely better.

That's a fucking daft comment. Who is keeping count? By implication virgins would probably give the ultimate service.

Number of punters has nothing to do with quality; attitude has.

[Clattypats]

That's a fucking daft comment. Who is keeping count? By implication virgins would probably give the ultimate service.

Number of punters has nothing to do with quality; attitude has.

Well said  ... So by his logic of a WG seeing 200+ clients then they're all fucked out!  Wouldnt be many left on AW then... Maybe one page (Glasgow) , instead of 8/9...

[ecosse1984]

Good review. I’ve never been remotely tempted as you sort of lose the will to live reading the instructions!

Shes sat on my hot list for absolutely ages, but same as yourself, lose the will to live everytime i swatch the profile.  The instructions are totally OTT if you ask me.  Gives off the wrong impression of her or maybe the right one going by this review.

[David1970]

Years ago I went to see her in Newcastle after a lot of positive reviews on the North East board ( before I realised it was populated by fluffy twats). Her name then was Keeva, and she did not have the stupid looking lips she has now. She did sex by numbers, nice lady would have got a neutral I think.

[Harrymetsally]

Well said  ... So by his logic of a WG seeing 200+ clients then they're all fucked out!  Wouldnt be many left on AW then... Maybe one page (Glasgow) , instead of 8/9...

A WG told me of this 'burnout syndrome' where they don't want to have sex ever again with anyone.  Volume is not for the majority so it seems.

[Clattypats]

A WG told me of this 'burnout syndrome' where they don't want to have sex ever again with anyone.  Volume is not for the majority so it seems.

Did she, aye, was she burnt oot?, or just a shit Service provider?... See by your "guesstimate"... A WG that sees 5 clients a day max, over a week, say over 5 days a week.. She'll be burnt out in 2 months... With "woman's issues" maybe 2.5 months... That hits your minimum of 200...

[Oscar13]

 

Looked great to me, but when I read the rules the premonition of 'shite punt' overwhelmed me.

As yer man says, it's all about her.

Wanted to see K. in days gone by but like, reviewer, you and et al have mentioned all those rules were/are a massive deterrent.

Nothing worse than feeling one just can't relax. Constantly worrying about putting a foot or more wrong!!

[luckylamond]

I saw her when she was Keeva in Newcastle. Nice enough lady but I agree overly professional in approach. It was a turn off and I struggled to get hard for the first time in an escort booking. To be fair she did persevere and we got there in the end but I left feeling pretty shit about myself.

[oddson1970]

l have always liked the look of her but reading her profile in its entirety completely put me off.Doesn't matter how good looking she is with all the restrictions and prolonged text instructions.If she lightened up a little l would give her a go but l think the rod is too far up her butt for her to change

[Rossco100]

Good looking girl with a decent body and the Northern Irish accent is a massive turn-on for me but the rules etc she seems to work by completely makes it a no from me