Was looking for a FBSM while I was in Brighton recently. Rang a load of numbers from Gumtree, only a couple picked up or texted back. Saffia was one of those who I spoke to, she sounded a bit chilled and the photos on her Gumtree ad looked enticing. Was the most expensive quoted but Saffia did mention this includes not just a HE but she will also suck me off! I decided to bite the bullet.
External Link/Members OnlyLooks 3/10 - not great! The photos suggest a nice blonde girl, and when Saffia said she was nearly six foot tall on the phone I thought she would be really pretty. She is really tall, but she’s also a bit of a unit, must be at least size 16 and not very shapely. Her background is interesting, a mix of Algerian and Scandinavian, so she is quite fair skinned. Age wise Saffia is probably late 20s? That’s going more by her personality (she’s actually good company) though. Dressed in one of those unflattering uniforms you see a career wearing in an old folks home, nothing sexy about her appearance. One of those times when I really should have made my excuses when I saw her and asked to leave, but Saffia did the hide-behind-the-door-then-lock-it trick so I was stuck inside!
Service 5/10 - went into the room, massage table in the middle. A bit weird that knowing I was gonna get a happy ending Saffia still asked me to put a towel over my ass? The massage itself was good, Saffia says she’s currently doing a massage course and it’s not bad with a decent amount of pressure. But there’s no sensuality to the service while I am lying on my front, once again a bit odd knowing there’s hand relief coming up. So no CC swipes, so rubbing of the inner thigh, no tickling of my balls. Upon turning over Saffia whips off her upper uniform to reveal a fair size pair of boobs, I ask to fondle them which she agrees, then I ask to suck them which she also allows. I nuzzle her neck in an attempt to help myself get into the zone, then remember she mentioned oral without and ask her for it. I lie down, she licks my cock for about 30 seconds without a condom in sight, and that is it! I ask her to go a bit longer, maybe lick my balls which Saffia does, but it’s all a bit half hearted. By now I just want it over with so she oils up the old boy, no real subtlety or expertise in her HJ, and I have to think of some really sexy girl to get myself to ejaculate. I took up the offer of a shower, got dressed, left her flat.
Car parking 2/5 - Saffia’s place is situated off a main road with a few side streets. Parking is residents only but I went in the evening where parking restrictions were unenforced so was able to park nearby. I can imagine during the daytime parking is fairly difficult.
Premises 3/5 - I guess that the flat Saffia works from is also her home. It’s a standard punting flat with just about enough space for the massage table and for her to move around in. Bathroom was clean when I visited, shower works fine from what I remember.
Value for money 2/10 I paid £75 for a 30 minute appointment! In hindsight that’s a ridiculous amount to pay but I was enticed by the prospect of OWO, which was delivered albeit for not very long, or not very well. The massage wasn’t also much cop.
Total 15/40 - not a great experience overall. Saffia is a nice girl, but not that attractive and the FBSM wasn’t much to write home about.
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