Recently visited Val on the back of some other reviews here. Sounded like a good fun cheap massage with a wank to finish.
Wrong.
Comms are straight forward with a call followed by text to Val's husband Brian.
Date and time arranged easy. Parking outside is easy.
Greeted by Val at the door. Nice smile. 50 something old girl carrying a bit of weight but seemed nice enough.
Completed paperwork. In this case, the paperwork is a very formal 6 page document asking for full medical history and future contact info.
Paid the cash (£35)and was then invited to the garden shed. Despite having a heater, it was bloody cold. Stripped off naked in front of Val who stayed in the room. I had a semi and she asked if I was ok being massaged everywhere. I nodded and thought I was gonna be on to a winner.
Onto the massage table. The next 50 mins was very sterile. Very little erotic touching. On the turn, it was much the same. Some attention to the nob, but then she's off massaging the ankles. Then back to the nob again.
Finished off with a hand job but her technique isn't great. Actually, it hurt.
Wipe down with wet wipes.
No shower.
Won't return. No chance.
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