External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlySo I fancied a change , something different, and I quite fancied a Body to Body Massage. I had a few to choose from , and ultimately chose the wrong one!!
I dropped a text in and had a prompt reply. easy enough communication , I asked for a 1 hour Body to Body massage at £70. time confirmed , with a post code supplied to narrow down my location. full address then text to me some 20mins before the meet.
Location was in a new build , smart location right next to a retail park, parking therefore was easy.
Door opened before I could knock , and was greeted by 2 Females , both looking about right for the add - mid 20's. 1 was dressed casually with the other in tight shorts and skimpy top , Uhmm I instantly knew which one I would like.
Lady skimpy gave the impression of playing alpha male , " go with my friend she will show you up stairs "
Once up stairs , which was a 2 bedroom ( doors facing each other ) and separated by the bathroom. The room I was led into , was clean , tidy , smart and quite warm , but bore no relation to the picture in the add.
Clearly my luck was out as I didn't get the skimpy dressed one. " how long you want darling?" I replied 1 hour Body to Body. she never looked at me at that stage , I handed over £70 of my hard earnt notes , "ok" she says , " get undressed" goes down stairs to store the cash.
Massage begins then , which was basically a bit shit. Started off with towel on , and climbed on top , which I didn't mind and towel soon removed. lots of rapid , fast hands , no fore arm , no pressure points, no CC swipes or sensual moves of any kind.
25 mins later the turn over. plenty more oil applied , just like there was to my back. She then sat along side me still fully clothed , with more oil applied , she did like using the oil! Rubbed into the crown jewels and started to rumble my stick. Now actually it felt fairly nice, playing with my balls but then again if you're gentle enough and no skill needed it does feel quite nice. She starts to rub a little more at my cock and getting me hard, continues more and more.
At this stage , I think she's going for the finale
so I tapped her on the side and said " are you going to start the body to body now?"
With a shake of the head to give some sort of no. Very loud warning bells are ringing. I said " you going to undress and rub your body on mine?" I said it in rather plain English in the vain hope to make her understand. "you know body to body now?". With hands gestures in a rubbing motion "this is body to body , with hands"
Now my understanding is body to body , means the lady is naked and slides herself on top. Was not fucking happy to say the least. Body to Body what I asked and paid for was not going to happen
. I tried the topless root. No!! not even for extra cash. " the other lady will do it" I said ok , get her then to do it. She whispered in my ear " she has customer in next room , you wait". The thought of going to ask her friend seem to be making her think. Not what she wants to do really. Stalling for time , she rubbed yet more bleedin oil on me. Don't get me wrong, she was pleasant and nice.
In the end I just let her finish me off. cleaned me up and said I can use the shower if I wish.
she left me alone and went down stairs. Uhmm.
I shall use the shower then., at some risk I thought. Yes, as I left the bathroom after my shower , me trying to be quick to get to my room, the other door opened
he seen me and shut the door quick.
so now im thinking shit, when is it clear to leave once im dressed. To be honest I just wanted to get out! and I did without any further embarrassment.
I could see the other room was the same as mine upon leaving.
I guess with lady skimpy it might have been a positive. Maybe I wasn't clear enough what I wanted, but I did say Body to Body twice. Oh well must be more clear in future.
had to give a negative, the situation just didn't seem right. No after care to avoid meeting fellow punters would have at least been polite.
