Author Topic: Joy - Sensual Stress Breaker - Middlewich, Cheshire (Read 7843 times)

Dandyman1999 · « **on:** February 13, 2020, 11:51:23 am »

Sensual stress breaker on naturist massage H&E magazine
Was awful.
She has no clue what a massage was.
Taken in to a small room with a futon bed,
Cold wet damp towels.
Massage with candle butter was awefull.
She uses cheap products.
Her body is droopy what you expect really.
No touching her as all she says is I’m fragile flower.
She wants you to massage her as she like that more.
She massages you and doesn’t do anything for me at all.
Mucky carpets.
All she says I’m a publisher,earn lots of money,wouldn’t really think so when going to house.
Old car in the drive.
Worst ever massage I have ever had.
Will never go back there again to see stress breaker

Goldfinch · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2020, 11:56:45 am »

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gbyld87 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2020, 12:19:49 pm »

How did you manage to massage her without touching her at all? Next level tantra.

Jonestown · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2020, 04:45:59 pm »

Sorry OP had a crap time but that page of adverts is priceless.

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:33:20 pm »

Quote from: Jonestown on February 13, 2020, 04:45:59 pm

Sorry OP had a crap time but that page of adverts is priceless.

I've had a few good experiences off HE Mag before l joined here. The best massage l have ever had and extras including CIM from a woman no longer advertising. If you go into some of the sites, unfortunately none near me, there is obviously FS or far more than massage available. Never had less than reverse massage RO and HE, often OWO.

Just avoid this one at all costs
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=167191.msg1788801#msg1788801

Liverpool · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2020, 09:20:50 pm »

OP: can you give an idea of the location of the SP please.

Dipper · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2020, 08:15:09 am »

Seems more like a stress MAKER than breaker.

happyending · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2020, 12:24:55 pm »

Quote from: Liverpool on February 13, 2020, 09:20:50 pm

OP: can you give an idea of the location of the SP please.

I think this is Joy, a mature English lady in Middlewich Cheshire so not sure why it is in the East Mids section.
Maybe got confused with the overweight lady from the house at the back of the Garden Center near Burton

Kool Keef · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:51:29 pm »

Quote from: Dandyman1999 on February 13, 2020, 11:51:23 am

Sensual stress breaker on naturist massage H&E magazine
Was awful.
She has no clue what a massage was.
Taken in to a small room with a futon bed,
Cold wet damp towels.
Massage with candle butter was awefull.
She uses cheap products.
Her body is droopy what you expect really.
No touching her as all she says is I’m fragile flower.
She wants you to massage her as she like that more.
She massages you and doesn’t do anything for me at all.
Mucky carpets.
All she says I’m a publisher,earn lots of money,wouldn’t really think so when going to house.
Old car in the drive.
Worst ever massage I have ever had.
Will never go back there again to see stress breaker

But would you recommend her??

fbarge · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:59:24 pm »

Quote from: Dandyman1999 on February 13, 2020, 11:51:23 am

Sensual stress breaker on naturist massage H&E magazine
Was awful.
She has no clue what a massage was.
Taken in to a small room with a futon bed,
Cold wet damp towels.
Massage with candle butter was awefull.
She uses cheap products.
Her body is droopy what you expect really.
No touching her as all she says is I’m fragile flower.
She wants you to massage her as she like that more.
She massages you and doesn’t do anything for me at all.
Mucky carpets.
All she says I’m a publisher,earn lots of money,wouldn’t really think so when going to house.
Old car in the drive.
Worst ever massage I have ever had.
Will never go back there again to see stress breaker

You sound stressed out!
How old was she?
Does she get her kit off?
Did she provide or offer HR?

blueboy85 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2020, 08:34:58 pm »

Is it the one that will only see men over 70?

Dandyman1999 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2020, 01:56:45 am »

Yeh joy in middlewich
Touching massage ok,pussy no go.
Happy ending rubbish no idea how to do it.
I stopped her.
Carpets in house filthy.
Grungy room,cold room,cold futon.
Leave alone or waste 70 for massage you and you massage her.or 90 she talks your ear off.
Never stops talking anyway.
I left and booked another massage on route home.

dirkgolfer · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2020, 10:34:54 am »

my experience was exactly as Dandyman,very cheap horrible smelling coconut cooking oil,i had to ask for a shower,to get rid of the greasy horrible smell.her HR was awful had to finish myself,couldnt get out quick enuff,never again.

happyending · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2020, 01:00:07 pm »

Quote from: blueboy85 on February 14, 2020, 08:34:58 pm

Is it the one that will only see men over 70?

Sorry, getting confused, Do you mean Joy in Middlewich only sees guys over 70 or is it some one else?

Dandyman1999 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2020, 02:44:06 pm »

Joy doesn’t just see guys over 70.
Depends if she likes you when she calls you.
She is one crap masseuse and it’s all about massaging her.
But no touch her pussy.
Happy end is shit,so painful I had cut on my foreskin from her nails.
I’m 50 and I wasted 70.00
Felt disgusted with myself afterward.i might as well chucked it down the drain.

happyending · « **Reply #15 on:** February 19, 2020, 03:17:43 pm »

So who is this lady who only sees the over 70's? Not there myself yet but quite intrigued about her. She's certainly limiting her available clientele.

logicbody · « **Reply #16 on:** February 19, 2020, 07:48:29 pm »

Middlewich is junction 18 on the m6, so I don't think this is the over 70 advert.

fbarge · « **Reply #17 on:** September 28, 2020, 07:53:10 pm »

i wonder if you get a mention?

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stan67 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2020, 12:53:43 pm »

saw her few times yrs ago pic doesnt convince me its her🤔🤔

fbarge · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2020, 09:56:32 pm »

same email so it is

happyending · « **Reply #20 on:** October 05, 2020, 02:01:20 pm »

Quote from: stan67 on September 29, 2020, 12:53:43 pm

saw her few times yrs ago pic doesnt convince me its her🤔🤔

Yes, that's definitely her

blueboy85 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:29:05 pm »

If that's her she's not bad looking

Dave_funtimes · « **Reply #22 on:** August 24, 2021, 04:09:35 pm »

Sorry to bump this thread but figured better than starting a new one when all the info is relevant.

Quote from: stan67 on September 29, 2020, 12:53:43 pm

saw her few times yrs ago pic doesnt convince me its her🤔🤔

I saw Joy maybe 8 years ago and honestly had a nice time with a great HE….but I do remember her being much bigger, I'm hoping to revisit within a few weeks but has anyone any recent experience?

I will certainly review once I’ve been

fleetwoodsimon · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2021, 04:30:26 pm »

Just done a bit of quick research for other reviews of her etc found a link on here not 100% sure this is her but following it through it does seem to add up.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=167191.msg1788801#msg1788801

had a read through and looking at a phone no' given she's still advertising in H&E classifieds -current ad reads

WONDERFUL FOUR-HANDED NATURIST MASSAGE by two mature (late 60s) sensual, warm and caring ladies. Burton-on-Trent area. Please call Jean on 07528 406113 for further details. No withheld numbers.

Hope this helps

Dave_funtimes · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2021, 04:31:52 pm »

Quote from: fleetwoodsimon on August 24, 2021, 04:30:26 pm

Just done a bit of quick research for other reviews of her etc found a link on here not 100% sure this is her but following it through it does seem to add up.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=167191.msg1788801#msg1788801

had a read through and looking at a phone no' given she's still advertising in H&E classifieds -current ad reads

WONDERFUL FOUR-HANDED NATURIST MASSAGE by two mature (late 60s) sensual, warm and caring ladies. Burton-on-Trent area. Please call Jean on 07528 406113 for further details. No withheld numbers.

Hope this helps

Thanks mate but this is a different lady / ladies

fleetwoodsimon · « **Reply #25 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:01:01 am »

Is she the one who read poetry to you while she did the massage ? I recall there was one such lady somewhere in that area that used to offer that as well as some kind of counselling therapy - Going back about 4-5 years now ! Never saw her but did enquire she may have also offered over night stay's after the session i.e. you could arrive at about 7pm have a massage and counselling and then spend the night in the spare room and leave after breakfast the following morning.

Dave_funtimes · « **Reply #26 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:20:08 am »

Quote from: fleetwoodsimon on August 25, 2021, 09:01:01 am

Is she the one who read poetry to you while she did the massage ? I recall there was one such lady somewhere in that area that used to offer that as well as some kind of counselling therapy - Going back about 4-5 years now ! Never saw her but did enquire she may have also offered over night stay's after the session i.e. you could arrive at about 7pm have a massage and counselling and then spend the night in the spare room and leave after breakfast the following morning.

Yep that is her….after my massage she made me a cup of tea and we chatted, she was very pleasant, not sure I could do an overnighter tho!

fleetwoodsimon · « **Reply #27 on:** August 25, 2021, 09:37:21 am »

Quote from: Dave_funtimes on August 25, 2021, 09:20:08 am

Yep that is her….after my massage she made me a cup of tea and we chatted, she was very pleasant, not sure I could do an overnighter tho!

She's still advertising in H&E ! I had a read through that newspaper article about her book and it gave her phone no' at the end so cross reff' it and matched it.

SENSUAL STRESS BREAKER Naturist massage, counselling, with blonde experienced confidante. Tel: 07778 122484

If the photo in the article is anything to go by she's not bad for a mature SP - She's a bit far out of my area for punting but I'd consider making an exception to the rule if her service is good.

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #28 on:** August 25, 2021, 11:38:02 am »

I had some phone contact with her, maybe about the time of this post. She told me about people going up from London for a massage and staying the night and all sorts of BS. I persevered for a while as I thought it would be interesting. We got o the point of making arrangements and I got hit by radio silence for some reason and was totally blanked. She seems a little delusional.

fleetwoodsimon · « **Reply #29 on:** August 25, 2021, 12:20:17 pm »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on August 25, 2021, 11:38:02 am

I had some phone contact with her, maybe about the time of this post. She told me about people going up from London for a massage and staying the night and all sorts of BS. I persevered for a while as I thought it would be interesting. We got o the point of making arrangements and I got hit by radio silence for some reason and was totally blanked. She seems a little delusional.

Sounds very similar to the contact I had with her 3-4 years back when I enquired with her - Having now read all what's on here about her glad I didn't follow up - That said though she fit's the sort of age group I like to see for massage. If there was someone similar nearer to the north end of the fylde I'd be very interested.

Dave_funtimes · « **Reply #30 on:** August 25, 2021, 10:25:42 pm »

I’ve made contact just sorting a date, will review as soon as I meet and post the link on here

fleetwoodsimon · « **Reply #31 on:** August 26, 2021, 08:20:18 am »

Quote from: Dave_funtimes on August 25, 2021, 10:25:42 pm

I’ve made contact just sorting a date, will review as soon as I meet and post the link on here

Yes some updated info would be useful !

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #32 on:** September 14, 2021, 01:24:54 am »

Quote from: Dave_funtimes on August 25, 2021, 10:25:42 pm

I’ve made contact just sorting a date, will review as soon as I meet and post the link on here

Did you manage to get any further with your enquiries?

Dave_funtimes · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2021, 06:37:51 am »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on September 14, 2021, 01:24:54 am

Did you manage to get any further with your enquiries?

I haven’t unfortunately, she’s in my normal work patch but I’m covering someone off sick so opposite end of Cheshire at minute.

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Author Topic: Joy - Sensual Stress Breaker - Middlewich, Cheshire (Read 7843 times)