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Phoned the number on the ad and booked for an hour later
Location,
Central Burnley, full address on gumtree ad. Smart looking shop and massage room. Bit cold in the massage room.
Fee,
£35 for an hour massage, £30 for HE.
Girl,
I think her name is Joom (at least that's what it sounded like). Typical petite Thai lady, early to mid 30's.
Average looking , no make up. She is not one of the ladies on their Facebook pictures.
Action,
Arrived about 10 minutes early and rang the bell, door was quickly answered by the younger of the 2 ladies on Facebook. She took my £35 for the hours massage and showed me into the room. It was the one with 2 massage tables. I must have been the first to use the room that day as it was pretty cold, she switched on the oil filled radiator and left me to get ready. I stripped down and lay face down on the table. A couple of minutes later the door opened and Joom appeared. She said did I want her to do the massage and I said yes. She asked me if I was cold, I said yes and she covered me with a towel.
She knows how to give a proper Thai massage and sorted out a few muscular knots. At this stage I was thinking this is going to be a legit massage with no extras. She had massaged the tops of my legs and glutes without any of the normal accidental touches or cc swipes.
She finished my back and asked me to turn over covered me with the towel and started on the front of my legs. This is when the touching started, just a few gentle touches of the old chap.
Then the question came...she put her hand on my cock (over the towel) and said "do you want massage here ?" " Yes please " I said , £40 pounds she said, no £30 I said, ok deal she said. She oiled her hands up and got to work. She soon had me hard and got into a nice rhythm, not too fast. She had a feel around my balls for a while but that was as erotic as it got.
I thought lets chance my arm and have a feel, I started feeling her arse over her leggings and could feel the outline of a skimpy thong so I decided to delve deeper. Her response was "you want to touch it cost you more". Didn't fancy her that much so I just lay back and let her finish me off. To her credit she told me I still had 10 mins left so she carried on with the massage and became a but more talkative.
No shower offered so I dressed and wandered out into the middle of a Burnley hurricane.
Conclusion
A professional massage in comfortable surroundings. HE wasn't the best ever hence the neutral rating. Will I return ? Maybe, I'll ask to see one of the others girls to see what they offer.
