Author Topic: CuteTeenAnna - Greenford - Unsurprisingly Awful  (Read 3899 times)


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Offline Wlondon1234

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Anna works out of the same flat as Tina used to (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only).

I've had a couple of pretty poor punts in my time, but this was arguably the worst actual service. Unsurprisingly awful because of her location and nationality, most would have stayed away.

Comms via text. 'Her' replies were fairly prompt, arranged a time with only an hour's notice for the morning (perhaps this was why it was a crap punt).

I'd seen the directions before having visited Tina before so knew exactly where it was, no problems finding it (near the Lidl, FYI). Arrived upstairs and was greeted with Anna in a red negligee. She was nowhere near as attractive as she in the pictures, but it is her. No makeup, no effort made whatsoever. She later suggested that she was a bit sleepy as it was so early in the morning (11.30am!!). She'd obviously devoured several kebabs the night before too judging by the stomach although her arse was decent.

Anyway, I made a point of confirming what was included and what wasn't. She made it clear that kissing was ok, but no FK. To be honest, I wasn't expecting very much in the first place thought ok. And that was about the most pleasant thing about the entire experience.

Began with a covered blowjob, if you could call it that. More like reluctantly kissing the tip. Tried to push her head down a little but she wasn't having it, told me I couldn't touch her hair. After about 20 seconds or so, decided it was enough of that and thought I'd at least give her a decent fuck and get out. Alas, it was not to be. Started off in mish, at a really difficult angle as she practically wanted to sit up against the wall. Leaned in for even some gentle kissing and she moved her head away. Tried to move her, but was greeted with sighs of resistance. Suggested she get on top, but apparently the bed was not appropriate for that. Tried doggy instead but again, she just wasn't willing to get into the right angles, kept moving and before I knew it, I was completely distracted by how awful this was and went soft.  Asked her to give me a handjob to help, thought at the very least maybe some fondling of her tits might help. But she wasn't having that either! By now, after all the ballaches, it was near enough 20 minutes in and I decided to call it a day. Told her that she was shit - she supposedly didn't understand any English so probably couldn't care less. I was so mad that it didn't even occur to me to ask for any money back, I just put on my clothes and walked out. I asked her what her problem was, and she made some silly hand motions and tried to blame me!

To sum up, she is shit. I wouldn't even pay a tenner for what I got today, let alone the £60 she was charging for 30 minutes. You may ask why I bothered in the first place, but I happened to be passing by and, well, like most men, let my dick rule my head. I'm sure the more seasoned punter would have stayed away anyway, but if you were thinking about it - I'd think again.

Total negative.

Offline Fully Sated

Wlondon1234, That does all sound rather awful, thank you for documenting your experience and warning others, as you said, there were some warning signs. Better luck next time! Posting profile and some photos, she may well profile swap at some stage;

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Offline dubhcarr

thanks for the review........different girl same shit service. I will not make the same mistake now so thanks   :hi:

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These guys should get a reduction on rent and furniture in this place as nothing in the pics is ever straight, always concave or convex.

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Offline mondeo06

Made a a mistake thought I would give her a go as she looked cute,
I will do proper review but a brief warning to those who are tempted,apart from face she is a lot bigger than those pictures she has fat rolls on stomach and a fat ass which I don't mind,
but those pis in profile are not accurate at all photoshoped,then the punt was absolute shit after taking money she had a face like a slapped baboons ass ,she has really bad attitude not even friendly I managed to get her into doggystyle and smashed her ass as hard as I could she let out a few yelps,
but she does not smile her pussy stinks like dead rat,bad hygiene and is the worst punt ever £70 down the drain as I opted for owo,warning don't ,go there you will be disappointed,dont be tempted by her face pics as I was and now really regret wasting money, got a gutted feeling that I don't like,should have read the op post more carefully.
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Offline Wlondon1234

Made a a mistake thought I would give her a go as she looked cute,
I will do proper review but a brief warning to those who are tempted,apart from face she is a lot bigger than those pictures she has fat rolls on stomach and a fat ass which I don't mind,
but those pis in profile are not accurate at all photoshoped,then the punt was absolute shit after taking money she had a face like a slapped baboons ass ,she has really bad attitude not even friendly I managed to get her into doggystyle and smashed her ass as hard as I could she let out a few yelps,
but she does not smile her pussy stinks like dead rat,bad hygiene and is the worst punt ever £70 down the drain as I opted for owo,warning don't ,go there you will be disappointed,dont be tempted by her face pics as I was and now really regret wasting money, got a gutted feeling that I don't like,should have read the op post more carefully.

You definitely should write up a review, because this girl is a disaster.

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Sorry you fell prey to this girl's profile.  Thanks for the warning  :drinks:

This girl has been floating about for at least a year, possibly noted by many and rejected for the usual flags so she may well have a trail here under different profiles.

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Sorry you fell prey to this girl's profile.  Thanks for the warning  :drinks:

This girl has been floating about for at least a year, possibly noted by many and rejected for the usual flags so she may well have a trail here under different profiles.

you could go for massage only??? :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :hi: :hi: :hi:
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Offline dooby111

just searching and noted a change of profile - phone goes to voicemail all the time - is this a non reputable establishment?  :unknown:

would love to try but quite a treck!

Offline PatMacGroin

Looks like this profile has been swapped. Based on UKP searches it's third occupant since it was created in Jan.

Current incumbent has a different name and looks to me like a different girl from the previous two sets of profile photo's. Wouldn't surprise me if the service was just as awful though.

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