Author Topic: Kirra Big Boobs - Croydon  (Read 2033 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5604685) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline luv2kiss54

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As you get older you are meant to get wiser - not in my case when big breasts are on the Agenda ! There is no review on here but my attention was drawn to her on the "Best Tits on Adultwork" where she is briefly mentioned.

Profile; definately the girl in the pictures but full of lies; surprise surprise she is not British, first said she was Scottish, then estonian. Im 99% sure she is Romanian based on looks and service.

Location; Unfortunately i was in Croydon yesterday so i was tempted by the pictures. The venue is about 100 metres from East Croydon Station in a flat, entrance between shops so not very discrete. Door was open and up 2 flights of stairs.

Communications; Initially by text. Arrived at location text my arrival got a reply .."2 minutes babe" 15 mins later i get a call from a non british voice telling me she is ready.

Action; She opens the door and is already fully naked. The good news is that it is the girl in the pictures but i much prefer to unwrap my presents !
I ask about services taking in the sight before me, no kissing no 69. She can hardly be asked to talk just keeps looking at herself in the mirror and looking at her phone. I say kissing is listed in her profile but she says "i have a friend you can see"  So she goes and gets her friend a miserable looking cow not to my taste at all. I keep looking at that naked body and think F..k it i will take a chance. She says her friend is £70 for half hour but she is £80. I say her profile says £70 and she sniggers as she has been caught out so i pay her the £70.

This girl really is a lazy cow. she lies on the bed still with phone in hand. I start to touch her and she says "gently babe" oh for F..k sake i have hardly laid a finger on her. Her profile states.."Blowjob Queen" "Deep throat specialist" "specialise in Blowjobs" she wacks on the condom and starts to suck me at 100mph so i ask her to stop. I think lets just get on with it so i ask her to go on top. Thats not going to happen she says.. too many black men too sore luv".. What a charmer ! I try doggy, she just sticks her arse towards me but this is not going to work she is dry as a bone and im losing wood. she starts playing with her pussy and i try to get hard and just about manage a finish in mish. She wants it over with and so do i.

Positives
It is the girl in the pictures. Breats are large but are very soft and already sagging

Negatives
No kissing
Pathetic blowjob
Definately not British pretty sure she is Romanian
Profile full of lies
Lazy bitch not interested in giving a decent service
Constantly playing with her phone.
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Offline Fully Sated

As you get older you are meant to get wiser - not in my case when big breasts are on the Agenda !

I totally agree with you here luv2kiss54, thank you for posting this review and saving many other punters (particularly those fond of large natural breasts like myself) from having to experience her 'service'. Better luck next time. I too enjoy the unwrapping process so can relate to this;

The good news is that it is the girl in the pictures but i much prefer to unwrap my presents !


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« Last Edit: February 08, 2020, 11:10:09 am by Fully Sated »

Offline Jerk Chicken

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Oh dear oh dear oh dear ... thanks for the review @luv2kiss54.

What a miserable punt the type that makes you question why you're in this hobby.

I know it can be hard bro but next time when all those signs are in front of you just give yourself a slap across the face perhaps that will wake you up so you can walk.

Hope you have a blinder mate with the next SP that sucks your dick :D
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Offline Londonpunter30

That profile text t has been used on loads of profiles in Croydon.  Seems to be a group setup

Offline luv2kiss54

Yeah dont think i have ever had a good punt in Croydon, awful bloody place and definately should have walked, but you know whats it like.

Offline peter purves

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Sorry things did not work out mate! Cheers for the warning.  :dash:
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