Author Topic: BUSTY ENGLISH BLONDE MILF - West Croydon (Read 8068 times)

quickyfart · « **on:** February 07, 2020, 02:39:19 pm »

There are few things you should do when visiting birthplace of DnB. Empty your wallet at Boxpark, take a ride on a tram, and finally make sure you pay a visit to this truly a gem of Croydon erotica scene.

She can't be found on AW, only available through vivastreet. Give her a call, be polite, and she will take a short notice booking most likely. Very easy comms, her place is tucked away in West Croydon's very discreet flats, fairly easy to find.

I paid £60 for 30mins, and it was worth every penny. I had poor expieriences in the past within Croydon ,this wasn't the case.

Now, as for the lady. She is absolutely gorgeous, she has a porn star milf look with great big natural tits, tanned body, bleached hair, and the ass... Man... The ass, I'm not sure if it's fake, but it is incredible. She is kinda a pawg type of girl, with no belly fat, great body figure and she wears amazing stockings which adds to the already great image.

We started off with a handjob, she used lube for this, felt really nice. Then she strapped me up and given me the most amazing blowjob. I don't usually enjoy them with the condom on, but she did every right in my books, sloppy, gagging and slapping on her tits. I requested her to get on her knees and suck me off to get a great view of her ass, it is a beauty.
This went on for 5-10min, and I couldn't take it any longer so I flipped her on to her back and given her the last few poundings I had in me to finish off.

Would I come back? Yes.
Should you visit? Yes.

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Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2020, 03:49:29 pm »

Thanks for the advert.

RAJEC · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2020, 03:55:14 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on February 07, 2020, 03:49:29 pm

Thanks for the advert.

JamesRockford · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2020, 06:39:41 pm »

Quicky Fart?

That says it all

quickyfart · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2020, 06:55:52 pm »

Hey, perhaps if we get more punters in these areas, the more ladies will come here

Gambitman92 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2020, 07:02:04 pm »

Was she actually English? Didn't know a brit with pornstar looks would charge £60/30 mins, that's rom pricing. There's something off about the pics, low quality as if theyve been stolen.

Her other ad, but was quoted a different price, maybe she's cheaper through viva?
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quickyfart · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:10:23 pm »

Hey,
She definitely is British, lives with a British older lady too ( perhaps her mother/ pimp lady?) She used to state in her ads she would only ever see English guys, but that's gone, now she only checks for "white guys" I believe ( on a phone asked me about it)

Her place is nice from what I saw, weirdly enough she said to me today "you look like one of my boyfriends", not sure if she meant clients or she has few sugar daddies

quickyfart · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:11:55 pm »

I'm no expert in this, or a pimp, but she would make much more money with HD pics and AW account

horsa · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:13:49 pm »

Quote from: quickyfart on February 07, 2020, 08:11:55 pm

I'm no expert in this, or a pimp, but she would make much more money with HD pics and AW account

tell her to make an account?

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:51:16 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on February 07, 2020, 03:49:29 pm

Thanks for the advert.

+1

quickyfart · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:53:06 pm »

Quote from: horsa on February 07, 2020, 08:13:49 pm

tell her to make an account?

Oh yh maybe as well ask for a discount

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:54:04 pm »

Quote from: quickyfart on February 07, 2020, 08:11:55 pm

I'm no expert in this, or a pimp, but she would make much more money with HD pics and AW account

The pics are not hers, she constantly steals them

I hope she goes broke while she keeps doing that...maybe then she might put up sincere pics and then stop getting people to tout for her here

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2020, 08:54:50 pm »

Quote from: horsa on February 07, 2020, 08:13:49 pm

tell her to make an account?

quickyfart · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2020, 09:29:03 pm »

The pics aren't her? She even was wearing the same lingerine when I visited her. It was a great shag, so I'm sharing.

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2020, 09:41:42 pm »

Quote from: quickyfart on February 07, 2020, 09:29:03 pm

The pics aren't her? She even was wearing the same lingerine when I visited her. It was a great shag, so I'm sharing.

which one? she has several stolen photos with different lingerie...you didnt specify which one it was which just adds more to the idea that you are forcing this thing

the fact you are calling the pics her ... when the poor quality , grainy shot is clearly lifted.

Glad you had a good time and thanks for sharing but the review has an over the top promotional ad campaign feel to it

quickyfart · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2020, 10:04:41 pm »

The one she wears blue lingerine is 100% her as she was wearing with me. Perhaps some of them might not be her, but I can't tell you which ones as they all look just like her to me.
I am not campaigning for her 😂 loosen up a bit and stop digging for propaganda

Jerk Chicken · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2020, 12:29:00 am »

Quote from: quickyfart on February 08, 2020, 10:04:41 pm

The one she wears blue lingerine is 100% her as she was wearing with me. Perhaps some of them might not be her, but I can't tell you which ones as they all look just like her to me.
I am not campaigning for her 😂 loosen up a bit and stop digging for propaganda

It's fluffy plain and simple! In fact deeply fluffy bordering on de facto PR Manager! Why are you instructing us to give her a call and "be polite"

webpunter · « **Reply #17 on:** February 09, 2020, 01:34:13 am »

HP will be beside himself with excitement
As for the rest of us time to

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on February 07, 2020, 03:49:29 pm

Thanks for the advert.

Sunny · « **Reply #18 on:** February 09, 2020, 02:22:42 am »

She only sees white guys? Looks like one of those PAWGS who love BBC

Belgarion · « **Reply #19 on:** February 09, 2020, 02:27:31 am »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on February 07, 2020, 03:49:29 pm

Thanks for the advert.

+1000

Tout/Pimp/SP wrote it

Hobbit · « **Reply #20 on:** February 09, 2020, 10:32:03 am »

Quote from: Belgarion on February 09, 2020, 02:27:31 am

+1000

Tout/Pimp/SP wrote it

+1000000000000000000000000000000000
I agree. It's written like a tout or Pimp. And he still keeps touting.

unus669 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 09, 2020, 10:47:09 am »

Quote from: Belgarion on February 09, 2020, 02:27:31 am

+1000

Tout/Pimp/SP wrote it

+1

nervouspunter52 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2020, 02:37:21 pm »

I've seen her twice, and her stolen pictures and appearance were discussed in great detail.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=257037.0

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #23 on:** February 10, 2020, 07:50:36 pm »

Quote from: nervouspunter52 on February 10, 2020, 02:37:21 pm

I've seen her twice, and her stolen pictures and appearance were discussed in great detail.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=257037.0

your review i think was better relayed

quickyfart · « **Reply #24 on:** February 10, 2020, 11:21:44 pm »

Jesus Christ you guys need a chill pill, I am not a pimp wtf 😂 I had great sex so I wrote a fun post about it, instead of robotic and critical review. You lot are acting like old grumpy man, need to cheer up guys

quickyfart · « **Reply #25 on:** February 10, 2020, 11:24:06 pm »

And just FYI, I had a look again at the picture with blue lingerine, and I am sorry but I have to admit that it wasn't the ones she was wearing with me. But it still looks like her to me (a bit younger perhaps in pic). Idk, maybe some are not her, I don't care really, my review stands positive

JamesRockford · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2020, 01:13:24 pm »

Calm down dear.

Gambitman92 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2020, 01:21:16 pm »

Quote from: quickyfart on February 10, 2020, 11:21:44 pm

Jesus Christ you guys need a chill pill, I am not a pimp wtf 😂 I had great sex so I wrote a fun post about it, instead of robotic and critical review. You lot are acting like old grumpy man, need to cheer up guys

I dont think you're a pimp or anything, the other review backs up your review of her.

Yes she is using fake pictures but she's blonde, british, not fat with big tits/ass. You had a good time so your positive rating is fine.

jordan452 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 11, 2020, 08:38:05 pm »

Quote from: quickyfart on February 07, 2020, 08:10:23 pm

She used to state in her ads she would only ever see English guys, but that's gone, now she only checks for "white guys" I believe ( on a phone asked me about it)

How can a SP even last in Croydon with a NBA policy. ... Croydon bruv.

last_days_of_logan · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:35:46 pm »

Quote from: Gambitman92 on February 11, 2020, 01:21:16 pm

I dont think you're a pimp or anything, the other review backs up your review of her.

Yes she is using fake pictures but she's blonde, british, not fat with big tits/ass. You had a good time so your positive rating is fine.

Only because the other review is there, if not for that no one way is this not a fluffy one.

To be honest, i am not even sure why we wouldn't think this is touting exercise anyway just because bits of it correlate with the other review

Jerk Chicken · « **Reply #30 on:** February 12, 2020, 07:14:27 am »

If this is not touting I don't know what is. Would not surprise me if after OP fucked ... the SP asked him to post a review on UKP; prob got an extra 10 mins pleasure to do the deed.