Author Topic: FishnetHousepet - Swindon - Not what I expected in person  (Read 7516 times)


1 review(s) for fishnethousepet (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Uk765

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Had this one on my HL for a while as I liked the proportions of her body aswell as having a pretty face.
She comes across well on her profile and in messages so I decide to make the 2 hour train Journey to Swindon to see this delight.

Location is about 10-15 minutes from train station, I don't know where exactly as I'm not familiar with this part of the world.
On arrival she opens the door lets me in, nothing unordinary at this point. I pay her £160 for 1 hour, she stashed the cash and returns.

On returning she asks me to strip. I try pull her in closer to try kiss her and tell her I prefer to build up with foreplay and strip each other (considering I have 1 hour with her whats the rush).
She kinda blankly just stares as if to say just get on with it.(red flag 1)

So after stripping I go to play with her body, ass and kiss her. She just stands there, with no expression as if she's not enjoying the whole thing and kissing she kind of just clenched her mouth as I went to make contact, although french kissing is on likes list (red flag 2)

I specifically asked her on messages if she does OWO as its not on likes list. She confirms she does and it's all inclusive within the hour.
So now she goes to put the condom on and I'm thinking this is rather rushed for an hour long sesh. I suggest owo and this is like my biggest red flag which compounded the othere and killed me vibe. She states its OW... great :( (red flag 3)

So now the mood is flat and I'm thinking how can I rescue this sesh? And get something out of it? Try 69.. condom on and shes just not responsive makes for rather plain experience.

I think fuck it I'm going to do what it takes to enjoy myself. So i do her in doggy, missionary and cowgirl.. lots of grabbing of her arse and spanking as I was feeling a little grudgey at this point.. this probably turned out to be the only positive I got but it still wasn't enough.
I fill the condom and she runs off to clear up. When she returns I suggest round 2 and she just has a negative expression by this point she starts talking about how she works with 'performers' such as Jean Claude & CharlieSyms or some shit. And I'm just thinking.. 'great. I've never heard of them or saw their content nowonder they must be fucking nobodys like her' (by this point im feeling a little pessimistic admittidly)

I question again about round 2 and she just stares at me. I question why owo wasnt offered..

At this point she says I'm being pushy and agressive when infact I was calm, laidback and just asking simple questions about the service. I see what direction this is going in.. she wants to play the victim card and justify it to get me out asap.

I get dressed and leave check my phone and I had only been in there for 26 minutes of the hour. Massively disappointed (101st redflag by this point)

Would advise to avoid as comes across very well on her profile and messages but is completely different in real life.. i found her almost needing to develop emotionally from a child to an adult. She doesn't display a number and its clear why now. I'm assuming her feedbacks may not be as true as first percieved.

5 hours and £160  down but hopefully helps a few others  to not get roped into a big waste of time, energy and resources

Offline hockogrockle

Most disappointing for you. Could her behavioural oddities have been caused by drugs?

Offline Uk765

I'm not sure. She has (more than enough) weight on her. Usually drug users are skinny or atelast not fat. No indications of hard drugs.

I think it's just who she is. I would be curious to see another review here.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2020, 04:03:15 pm by Uk765 »

Offline bnhdgsn

Usually drug users are skinny or atelast not fat.

cf Elvis Presley

Offline Lewis

£160 to see a WG in Swindon for an hour!!!

Way too expensive, when you compare with all the other profiles in the area charging a lot less.

That aside, I wouldn't have paid that moose £60, let alone £160.

Age 27, she's having a laugh.

Offline HappyHarryIV

Thanks for the review, I have looked at this profile on and off for a few months wondering whether to try her but just couldn't get myself in the right mood to give her a go. I think you have helped to put that idea to bed.

Offline Karl_gustav1

I tried a booking once but as I hadnt given 24 hours notice (just 20 or so) it was rejected.

Offline Uk765

Loving the comments guys :lol:

Yes, it did turn out to be a massive disappointment in the end, however I just have a really lustful soft spot for her kind of body type. You'll RARELY find an ass that big on a slim WG.. Big, curvy and fat but not grotesquely obese or unhealthy looking e.g taking up 2 seats on the bus.

As much as I'd urge others on here not to see her I'm compelled to see another review of her so I can compare experiences.

As I live 2 hours by train from Swindon. Would anyone like to recommend WG they've had positive experiences with?

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As I live 2 hours by train from Swindon. Would anyone like to recommend WG they've had positive experiences with?

While I understand the need for discretion we might need a bit more of a clue  than "nearer than 2 hours train from Swindon" as that's a pretty big circle including London Cardiff Birmingham Southampton

Offline Uk765

While I understand the need for discretion we might need a bit more of a clue  than "nearer than 2 hours train from Swindon" as that's a pretty big circle including London Cardiff Birmingham Southampton

Why would you want to know where exactly I'm from? Why does it matter?

To clarify I meant positive recommendations within Swindon (and since I'm travelling 2 hours I'd prefer a WG of quality)

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thanks for the blacklist addition, better luck next time, i know the feeling of picking a bad un and not bailing at the door
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Loving the comments guys :lol:

Yes, it did turn out to be a massive disappointment in the end, however I just have a really lustful soft spot for her kind of body type. You'll RARELY find an ass that big on a slim WG.. Big, curvy and fat but not grotesquely obese or unhealthy looking e.g taking up 2 seats on the bus.

As much as I'd urge others on here not to see her I'm compelled to see another review of her so I can compare experiences.

As I live 2 hours by train from Swindon. Would anyone like to recommend WG they've had positive experiences with?

If you’re after a wg in Swindon that gives a fantastic service I can highly recommend Naughty Roxy

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If you’re after a wg in Swindon that gives a fantastic service I can highly recommend Naughty Roxy

this one ??

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While I understand the need for discretion we might need a bit more of a clue  than "nearer than 2 hours train from Swindon" as that's a pretty big circle including London Cardiff Birmingham Southampton

Dont care where you live and I certainly appreciate the need not to soil your own doorstep but if you lived in Southampton (thats less than 2 hours from Swindon) then I'd recommend Hayley in Portsmouth But if you lived  in Cardiff that wouldn't be much use

I now see your other reviews were Leicester so Portsmouth probably fuck all use  :lol:
« Last Edit: February 11, 2020, 12:02:29 am by timsussex »

Offline 123Mel456

Wow that was such a disappointment.  Just come across her profile and was considering it until i read this  feel for you

Offline HappyHarryIV

This is an old review, she was on TV last year or earlier this year and am sure that will get her some more reviews when she opens for business in September

Offline simping

This is an old review, she was on TV last year or earlier this year and am sure that will get her some more reviews when she opens for business in September

Have her booked for September, not because of the TV thing, though I am interested in what show she appeared in, and hoping my punt with her doesn't end up like what op experience lol

Offline HappyHarryIV

Cant remember what it was called but it was about her camming and having clients and her boyfriend knowing about it and approving. It was a few months ago

Offline Girthnextdoor

Biggest red flag is her paragraph saying she only sees vaxed people and demands proof. Get in the bin luv!