External Link/Members OnlyRecently came out of self imposed punting exile. This was my first one back (after a failed attempt in December to see another provider), and took place in the last couple of weeks.
Cost:£60 for 30 mins
The positives:
- Comms were good, Chloe accommodated at very short notice.
- Clean and safe location (assume it’s her own residence rather than a working place).
- Answered the door totally naked. That’s a first for me.
- Did everything as asked (said at the start everything was available except anal).
The negatives:
- The photos on her profile are a bit flattering. Appeared to be carrying a few extra pounds, particularly on her stomach (feel awfully cruel stating that, but I just didn’t fancy her much). Rooking at the pics again, the one of her lying on her back in the blue underwear is probably the closest to how she looks. Though still arguably taken at an ambiguous angle.
- Despite doing everything that was asked there did seem to be a distinct lack of enthusiasm. Granted, that’s subjective, but performance was “perfunctory”. Also little in the way of conversation etc. Not unfriendly as such. In her “interview” on her profile a lot of the answers are “N/A don’t like giving too much away” which says “can’t be arsed”... sums up the energy in the booking to be fair. Then again, maybe we didn’t “click”.
- This is the big one... after a bit of oral on me I thought I would return the favour. Before going down I fingered her a bit and that’s when I noticed a bit of an aroma... not the worst in the world, but not the freshest (at this point I remembered reading this in a review but my balls overrode my brain and I made the booking). Abandoned the idea of going down there and opted for some doggy style (covered, obviously). The smell got worse. Put me off. Again, feel really mean saying this, but hey.
Overall it’s a neutral (negative feels harsh even though I wouldn’t return as technically she did what she was asked and it’s not really her fault I didn’t fancy her).
Lesson of the day: If nothing else is available, don’t let my balls override my brain.
