Exotic English 36ff - Swanley TOFTT + possible TS

[pewpewpew]

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For the purpose of this review I will refer to the WG as a she, but I'm convinced it was a TS.

Paid £60 for half hour. Was offered OWO+CIM for extra £20 and anal for extra £50 but declined both.

Comms ok. Sent a text then a phone call after she replied. All aranged on the day.

Location: pay and display car park outside her place. Sauna shop on a parade of shops so not discreet at all. Inside was a dump

I was determined to TOFTT this week and by gum did I take one. Her photos on AW show a lovely rack which is what I was after. Did the whole hiding behind the door thing and once inside I got a proper look. Not attractive, massive knockers but also quite tall and blokish looking. Big hands, no shape to her body. Pretty sure I just shagged a bloke.

Tits were rock hard, like someone covered 2 bowling balls with skin and one nipple was inverted. Was the weirdest thing ever. Did covered oral which was ok, shagged with her on top and standing doggy. Smell of shit during doggy which was most off putting. kept lubing her "pussy" so expect that there is no natural moisture down there.

Couldn't cum as couldn't stop thinking that this was a dude. Made my excuses about having a heavy night last night and left. Did have a brief chat about AW and seemed quite friendly and talkative.

Should have just walked away but gave the benefit of the doubt and once that doubt solidified I was in too deep

Good god. Avoid unless you're into TS and shitty smells

[massageseeker1977]

Interesting as I hadn't seen this but I arranged to meet her a few months ago

Think she is mentally deranged

Asked what I was looking for and when I responded with what is on offer, she went crazy saying she needs me to leave as she doesn't feel well

Wish I had read this before as your review is bang on and yes the place is a dump

[pewpewpew]

I have read another report on her being a bit unstable but she was fine with me. Maybe she's on drugs or something and I caught her on a good day

[joninbristol]

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For the purpose of this review I will refer to the WG as a she, but I'm convinced it was a TS.

Think you might be onto something. Tend to go for slimmer and athletic women myself and the one thing they've all got in common is prominent forward hip bones, without exception. They're generally more noticeable for the lack of fat more average-beefy sized women have on their hips. I see no evidence of any sign of hip bone definition here. Ditto, relatively large forearms which slim women very rarely have, and prominent shoulder development, which only female athletes develop (doesn't look athletic), and more powerful thighs more typical of much chunkier women and males than very slim women. Don't get me wrong, I've nothing against transexuals of either gender, even though I've no interest in meeting either. I also acknowledge that they get an exceptionally hard, cruel and unjust time in the world every day, which is wrong, just for being themselves. I just wish SPs would be more honest in their profiles, generally. Saves both sides grief and opens up opportunities for those seeking them.

[bobby1973]

check out her hand's in some of the photo's
not for me