Lovely.kamilla - OXFORD - B&S

[Avg_Joe]

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So where do i start with this shit show?..... i know, i'm a stupid twat!.... should have walked, should have downgraded time wise.... should have known better, bottom line AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE

Short Version
If the girl is Polish, Quite Fit, £100ph with CIM £20 Extra and in Oxford OX2 area (this one gives OX2 7SP) and likely part of this group (members listed in other threads) then walk away before you even leave the house to get in the car.

This whole group is now a complete waste of fucking time, AVOID the lot of them, it will be a B&S, as was always likely, but long gone are the days it seems of a half decent service, it will be a lackluster limited services offering, delivered fucking shitly

Clear enough ?


Long Version
Messaged 3 different girls this morning, 2 from this group and the rotating asian in abingdon, "kamillia" and the Asian only ones that replied.... should have taken the Asian (error number 1)

Location - (post code above) New Flat/Apartment in tidy area of Oxford, all on street parking and is permit only Mon-Fri 9-5, one tiny little gravel/soil car park next to a playing field just around the corner. Obviously don't want visitors to the area period, usual cunt of scenario that is driving in Oxford.

Flat - nice clean modern, minimal furniture, ok bathroom (fresh, stupidly small, towel supplied for shower before / after)
2 Girls working from the apartment - didn't get to see the second girl, and didn't get the name, even when i asked

On arrival clear B&S but looked pretty fit, let little head do the thinking and stayed (error number 2) should have walked away
quick peck on the cheeks nice size tits rubbed against me, introduced myself, asked if she was Kamilla (error number 3 - should have waited to see what name she used) she confirmed(lied) and said she was, asked how long i wanted...... little head answers 1hr (error number 4 - fucking idiot)

Having determined a B&S i took note of a couple of things about this girl.....
1. long straight blond hair
2. Round Ish face
3. big tits
4. about a size 10 and about 5'10"
5. flowers tatts on inside of right wrist
6. foot tatts on right foot
7. side/hip tatt on right side
8. Tanned complexion
9. fully shaved clean pussy
10. no way 31 as per AW, more like mid twenties
11. only got here from poland a couple of days ago, and only here for a week, or so she says, can't find her in the other AW profiles

now i'm not going to go blow by blow through what happened, just some bullet points from here on in....

total time in the apartment 59 Mins that includes the 2 showers, waiting for her to return after giving her the money plus time taken to come in after i had shower plus time to spit mouthful in the bathroom and timewaste coming back
No fingers inside,
No Kissing, just stupid little pecks
No GFE - unless your GF is a cold bitch
No Anal Play
responded to a little clit rubbing and RO but, throughout the entire time positioned herself to make it fucking awkward to gain access properly
BJ- tried to give OW only, complained about pre-cum, so i said i guess CIM not possible then, she said £20 extra, so i agreed thinking might be able to salvage this as it hadn't gone completely downhill at that point.... (error number 5) FUCKING SHIT BJ, PROBABLY THE WORST I'VE HAD, too much teeth even with the condom on at first, plus condom pinched me so was not a good start
hand relief got me warmed up, then BJ to completion, didn't swallow
made no attempt on return to get things going, i had to initiate everything, and she put that little effort in couldn't even get me hard again, attempted BJ was without but so light i barley felt her touching me, so no i didn't even shag her, and to be honest wasn't fucking bothered, already knew i'd blown the cash and it was a waste of time so just had no fucking interest whatsoever by then
Any sort of touching at this point after her return, be it nipples, pussy, was greeted with giggles and her moving away complaining it tickled and was sensitive


ABSOLUTE WASTE OF FUCKING TIME, AVOID THE ENTIRE GROUP

[Avg_Joe]

did some digging on the current phone number above, and it's been used before by Klassy.Kristina External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only  and also, returns this link External Link/Members Only which as the same picture as Sweet.Natashaxxx External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only could have been her i saw, just can't tell from those pictures

[advent2016]

That's a shame had her on my HL

[MrMatrix]

Thanks for the review OP and the warning. What a shit punt- did you not agree the services after you had arrived and waere facing her?
No doubt if Segie is watching the profile will get pulled.... hopefully.
Better luck next punt

[Avg_Joe]

What a shit punt- did you not agree the services after you had arrived and waere facing her?

i didn't, and like i said... "i'm a stupid twat!"   

when faced with a B&S and making a snap decision, should stop and ask these questions, the OWO thing - she grumbled that i produced a bit too much pre-cum for her, but as soon as she knew she was getting paid for CIM - objection went away, albeit still a shit BJ, the kissing, i should have asked about, but when i did ask about FK she said lightly... yeah fucking right... lie!
fingering is something that isn't on kamilla's likes list either


at the end of the day i have to take some of the responsibility for simply not walking, but what was delivered was a crap service period.



I was considering another punt on wednesday as i have some time spare, and there's a touring girl coming to oxford, but right now, this punt has put me off completely, because the other girl is also polish, and i'm thinking once bitten twice shy, considering the simple lack of any form of GFE i might as well have punted a ROM or just gone to abingdon and rolled the dice with whichever Asian is there currently, lets face it, it couldn't have been any worse

[MrMatrix]

Dont beat yourself up too much Avg_Joe. I too have made many mistakes over the years and continue to learn. I hope to be out a couple of times this week. Hopefully they will be decent punts, but there's no guarantee. I've even agreed services infront of the SP and she doesn't deliver. Its all a bit risky- thankfully we have UKP to collate these shit punts and we are all the wiser.
 

[DrConners]

Yeah he's right Joe, easy to criticise yourself in retrospective - I think you would find most of us would have done the same.

Deer in headlights situation - I have to say the only time I read your review & thought "Silly bastard"    was this :

asked how long i wanted...... little head answers 1hr (error number 4 - fucking idiot)

You are not a "fucking idiot" for the reason stated above, however we both know after the initial assessment you should have just said 30 minutes, Sergie never seems to tell the WG how long you have asked for anyway. You have already acknowledged this in your review but yeah it would have been damage control to your finances.

Shoulda,woulda,coulda mate - Don't fret it.

i'm a stupid twat!

No you are not, you got your bell rung is all (not literally it would seem  ) - I can't thank you enough for taking the time to write this terrible experience up.

On a positive - Anyone reading this will hopefully take note & put a hole in sergies dirty pocket. She's hidden her fb now too 

Re-read MrM's last post - Wise words mate - Thanks again - I know you had a shit time but this is an excellent contribution here   

[Charlie Chalk]

Just to echo the other posters Joe - YOU ARE NOT AN IDIOT!

It's sometimes easy to get blase about services, etc if you have a run of decent reliable girls - until you have a punt like this one which is a harsh and expensive reminder to always confirm upfront and be prepared to ignore little brain and walk if need be. I usually punt well-reviewed girls but even so it's a wake-up call just to be sure before handing over the readies.

Many thanks for taking the time to post this review, it will hopefully save a lot of punters from the same fate (she was on my "maybe" list until now) and may hit this lot in the pocket as well.

Hope your next one's a belter to make up for it.

[millbush]

Thanks sorry about the bad punt,had my eye on this version External Link/Members Only but will save my money now.

[Avg_Joe]

ok, found the girl i saw, it was this one.... External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

so i'm going to index her AW profile to this review as well


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just adding this for reference

[Lewis]

just adding this for reference

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Profile now gone.

[Avg_Joe]

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Profile now gone.

the polish profiles have been coming and going over the last couple of weeks, i'd suspect she'll be back, although i hope not as she was fucking shite

[CaoYN2020]

the polish profiles have been coming and going over the last couple of weeks, i'd suspect she'll be back, although i hope not as she was fucking shite

Is the real Kamilla actually coming back?

[MrBamboo]

She is showing available in Bham…. disgraceful !!!!!
This group of WG's have an awful reputation in Birmingham, loads in the West Mids threads.

[Avg_Joe]

Is the real Kamilla actually coming back?

i doubt it