G5 Indian Massage - Smethwick

[P.O.G]

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I currently have blue balls and am £40 lighter.

Booking in was easy enough, sent of a few texts to agree a time, so no problems at all.

I arrived and there was a Sikh guy that I assume owns the establishment who let me in. There was an old Indian lady sitting down, that was slim, and looked very traditional. The other massage lady (who I assume is who everyone has seen previously) popped out from one of the rooms briefly to let in another punter. She spoke perfect English, and looked quite decent. I was let into the massage room next door by the old Indian lady. I got naked and layed down. What took place was a light rub down with oil. Nothing sensual, poor technique. I asked for extras but she didn't understand what I was saying. When I turned over, I pointed to my cock, did a gesure, but she said she did not like. The massage continued, again oil run down, and that was it. Given a towel to dry myself off, paid the gaffa outside, and that was that. I was so disappointed.

The English speaking one, I'm sure would've been great, and does hand relief, etc. But the one I saw spoke barely any English, didn't do anything sensual, clearly doesn't offer HR, and just didn't know how to massage.

It was poor all round. I'm considering going back to see the other lady, but I guess there's no guarantee that I'll see her.

[Neromatrix]

Mate. You need to book in advance.  I saw Neah Sharma who said that another lady would be joining soon and i guess you saw her.  Neah did say book in advance so i guess that way you will be guaranteed to see her.

[Jsmith]

Neha is the one that plays. I believe the gaffa is running a legit business so when he’s around I don’t think anyone will get anything extra. Like I said in my review, every sound can be heard from outside so maybe it’s too risky for them.

[milyzz]

Neha is the one that plays. I believe the gaffa is running a legit business so when he’s around I don’t think anyone will get anything extra. Like I said in my review, every sound can be heard from outside so maybe it’s too risky for them.

I highly doubt he doesn't know whats going on.

[P.O.G]

Great shout, I'll book in advanced for Neah Sharma

[Neromatrix]

I highly doubt he doesn't know whats going on.

He knows. He is not her husband or anything like, apparently he is the owner of the unit and owns a few more in the area. She said he was looking to extend as the facility has toilets next door but you have to walk out the front and into the next unit to use them.   Looks like she is planning to hang around for a while.