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I guess it's as well to remind one-self periodically why trying to find a decent wg on vivastreet is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.
To be fair to myself, she was about plan z after I'd spent two or three hours fruitlessly trying to arrange what I wanted with others who either didn't reply, or replied just to confirm that they didn't really offer the services they advertised on AW, or replied in such a grumpy unpleasant manner that they went straight on my blacklist.
So I eventually fell for the photos displayed on this profile.
I contacted and asked if she was free 35 minutes hence.
"She" (I'll use the word "she" for simplicity but I suspect it wasn't really "she" I was talking to) replied within 5 mins that yes she was and sent the address.
So I said ok and set off.
At 20 mins before the appointed time I received a text asking if I was still coming, to which I replied I was.
3 minutes later I received another text asking what time I was coming - I replied "in about another 15 minutes as we discussed already".
To this I got the reply "ok love I wait for you here xx"
I arrived at the location 8 minutes early and texted I was there and was admitted virtually immediately.
This was the first surprise, The person who opened the door and invited me to step into the gloom within was about 4 feet 11 inches tall and looked remarkably like Bilbo Baggins (the old hobbit in Lord of the rings) - that is if Bilbo Baggins was mexican and had spent the last 50 years under the hot desert sun, getting a tan and wrinkles full of dust.
As I stood looking at him the gloom almost imperceptibly deepened and a hulking silhouette appeared in the doorway of the room next to us, almost completely blocking out the meagre light that had previously been escaping. At first glance it appeared this woman was not only taller but also heavier than me. She almost filled the entire doorway. I say at first glance because she was not the sort of vision who would ever attract a second glance. To be fair I could not judge her facial attractiveness nor age because what little light there was was behind her and all I could see was her shape and size - a bit like when the moon eclipses the sun.
Bilbo then proceeded to explain that Carla has gone shopping but I could see the cave troll instead. I was speechless at the audacity of this. "Carla", remember, had texted me less than 10 minutes previously to say she was waiting for me.
I made my excuses and left.
The one consolation is I can be pretty damn certain the lass was not being forced to do anything against her will, she could have crushed Bilbo with one blow.
