Author Topic: Ibis, Earls Court - Diva Escort  (Read 1712 times)

Offline golden bull

So saw Ibis/ Lada whatever last week sometime so a belated review and I know one of you is considering seeing her on the diva thread in regionals so be wary.

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Girl in the pics look amazing and that’s one of the reasons why I was drawn towards seeing her.
In reality not as hot but still pretty in a girl next door way with nice petite body, the way I like them😋😋 fake bolt ons that looked good on her. Very girly with high pitched voice and friendly and smiley on arrival.

Location wise it was in the same flat where I saw Ruslana the week before a few minutes from Earl’s Court station.
Dodgy looking giant toy dog 🐕 relegated to the kitchenette and I checked it out more closely On the way out and defo something dodgy about it.

Anyway, arrived , handed over the readies (£200 members rate) and had a shower. She didn’t have any mouth wash 🧼 but from my experience the week before I brought my own and offered to leave it there when I leave which she was grateful for.

Came out the shower and Ibis was waiting for me on the bed. We got close and started feeling each other up and lip kissing mostly with some very brief tongue flicking. No dfk.
Clothes off and I liked what I see, tight little body with nice pert titties and pert ass just the way I like them.

She then proceeded to give me “owo”😳😳😳😂😂 which was a joke. More licking of the shaft and the occasional lick of the head and when she put my dick in her mouth she avoided touching the side of her mouth as much as she could. I was bemused for a few minutes while she was doing this and wasn’t getting much from it so thought I’ll make the most of this and take control and plough the shit out of her.

I moved up for reverse oral and she was making the right noises and then asked for the condom. While she was putting the dom on I was stroking  her pussy and then put a finger in and then two and she gasped as I fingered her. She felt wet at this point so I thought this punt may be salvaged somehow.
I climbed on in mish and banged away and had her legs open as I pushed them apart with the inside of my elbows and somehow ended up with her knees on my chest as she closed her legs for a tighter fuck.
She was pretty vocal as I smashed away at her and came pretty quick.

She helped clean me up and then offered me a drink and I asked for a glass of water.
We then had a conversation about crap while I recuperate and as time went on I figured she was time wasting. She was talking about crap that I wasn’t really interested in and this went on for a good 15 minutes and every time I tried to initiate round two she’d try to to distract me with another topic of convo  or offer me some herbal tea etc.

I looked at my watch and had 25 mins left and wasted 15 of that talking and looking at her tight bod I wanted to smash her to get my moneys worth so decided to man up and take control.
I put my finger against her lips as if to say shhhhhush... and she asked what do I want.
I told her I wanted to fuck her again and she seemed surprised.
Said something about me having some bonus or something that I didn’t get but I didn’t care as I just wanted to smash her.

Second round and as with the first limited kissing and I told her to put a condom on for oral thinking she may be less adverse with putting my cock in her mouth if I had a condom on.

She licked it once... maybe twice :dash: before she moved to doggy before me.
One redeeming factor.... I loved the way her pert little ass looked in this position as I entered her and began to fuck her slowly first and then smashed away as she moaned loudly as she is very vocal.
This lad to me pro boning her and her muffled screams into the pillow as I fucked her with all I’ve got.

I started to get tired so moved into spoons and the sight of me fucking her in the mirror next to the bed looked glorious.
In this position this review was salvaged as her pussy felt like a glove on my dick and she fitted me perfectly. I could feels every thrust against her walls and amazingly she had me cumming a second time in 45 minutes which is rare as rocking horse shit these days.

This could’ve been a positive and amazing punt had she not tried to time waste and offered proper oral so it was a shame really and the fact that I liked the way she is built and had me cum twice in the hour pushed this review to a neutral.... could’ve easily been negative.

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I was tempted by her as her photoshopped pictures looked amazing.....and then I saw her selfies. In those she looks quite gaunt. Is that the case?

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« Last Edit: January 27, 2020, 08:40:34 am by Dashing »

Offline JackSaint

She is a bit gaunt, I didn't punt her but she was part of a duo I booked ages ago, the other girl wasn't well and she offered herself solo, I turned her down.

Offline hermanmunster

I'm curious, in what way is the toy dog dodgy?

Offline cotton

I much prefer the gaunt look in the selfies , the glammed up pics make her head look to big for her body and theres a bit of an E.T look about her.
Service sounds ok tho apart from the oral.
I wonder if the thing she said about a bonus was a muffled complaint  about you expecting to fuck her twice despite doing it on the cheap via the members bonus , which seems a common thought process of Diva hookers.
And what was dodgy about the giant toy dog.

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Maybe he suspected the toy dog had a hidden camera inside :lol:

The possibility of being recorded without our knowledge is something to consider when punting!

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U saved me 250 quid mate. Was gonna see. People can use hidden cameras. Safety maybe. I get suspicious when girls have thier phones lieing bout. Discreatly cover it. Strip her bra off and put over i it
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Offline golden bull

Judging by the amount of used tissue in the waste basket in the bathroom this girl is getting totally screwed. She does look good in the pics.
It’s either that or she’s a lazy cow who doesn’t empty her trash can regularly.

The dog.... it’s eyes were hollow and I did think it had a security camera in it but didn’t get up close and start ripping at the eyes😆😆
Doesn’t bother me anyway, I’m not famous or a politician so nothing to hide and if it’s a security thing then so be it.

Offline petermisc

From the thread header, I thought this was a hotel review!  Anyway, stick insects aren't my thing, so I'll pass on this one.

Offline The Film Director

Is she as wafer thin as Mikel - surely not  :unknown:

Offline golden bull

Is she as wafer thin as Mikel - surely not  :unknown:

No. Mikel was too thin in my view and Ibis is just petite but nicely proportioned in my view.

Offline The Film Director

No. Mikel was too thin in my view and Ibis is just petite but nicely proportioned in my view.

Cheers  :drinks:.  Agreed on Mikel.

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Cross-references for Ibis @ Diva

= Lena @ Admiral (External Link/Members Only)
= Lidia @ Top Secret (External Link/Members Only)
= Lada @ Babylon (External Link/Members Only)
= Lada @ Barracuda (External Link/Members Only)

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