Author Topic: Rera - Fat Malaysian in Burnley  (Read 2170 times)


4 review(s) for Oriental vagina (0 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline scutty brown

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Work took me to Burnley, found myself at a loose end so thought I'd knock "Malaysian" off the shopping list of nationalities........really wished I'd saved my money.

Bad signs from the start - when a girl responds on a different phone number its always a warning. Comms were difficult - she couldn't understand me nor I her, which made finding the flat difficult. Eventually got there - and I realised she was actually working in Nadia's hovel of a flat, accessed from a back street via a very uninspiring door.
Met at the door by the girl - moon-faced Asian, around size 16-18 wearing a dressing gown and black babydoll. I reckon aged around 45, not the 29 of the profile. Went upstairs, gave her the money: she wanted £120 even though the VS profile says £100, I couldn't be bothered to argue and stripped off.
She's a big girl - massive tits, cellulite ass and a gut that hangs in a fold below her navel.
Small room, just big enough for the double bed and not a lot else, with an embroidered fake silk cover thats used for all customers.
Started off with ten minutes of what passed as massage, which was really just a bit of leg rubbing followed by a vibrator applied to prostate balls and head. Didn't really do a lot for me. Then she plonked herself down on the bed and ordered "lick my tits"..........so I did and she made a few sighs.
I moved south and tried RO and fingers. Strong taste of strawberry, so she's not washing between clients. Did I say fingers? I reckon I could have got my whole arm up there..........as I was licking her clit it felt like her labia were sucking me in. As I was doing it I had visions of a new design of pilot's face mask shaped like a cunt with big lips, covering forehead and chin.
Lubricant taste put me off so we tried shagging in various positions but the combination of a thick condom and her stretched cunt made it a waste of time. In the end I gave up and left. Before the shagging she briefly tried OW but thick condom and lack of skill meant I couldn't feel a thing.

One strange aspect to the punt - she put a wedge under the bedroom door to stop anyone coming in, yet she told me Nadia was away and we were the only ones in the flat - despite heavy booted footsteps coming up the stairs twice. Make what you will of it, but I'd be loathe to go back to that flat

==edit==
Just noticed that while the VS account describes her a Malaysian, AW lists her as thai.
Given that she was using Nadia's flat, Thai seems more likely
« Last Edit: January 26, 2020, 11:35:38 am by scutty brown »

Offline hockogrockle

The amusing review was a good read. Full marks for keeping your sense of humour after a punt like that!

Offline hockogrockle

Just noticed that the nationality is given as "Thai" on the AW profile. Does she not know where she comes from, or has somebody hijacked the profile?

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Just noticed that the nationality is given as "Thai" on the AW profile. Does she not know where she comes from, or has somebody hijacked the profile?

I guess she's probably thai but just trying to expand her market by claiming an unusual nationality on the VS profile. If I'd seen the AW profile first I probably wouldn't have bothered so in my case the scam worked

Offline Clitheroelad

Personally Id have walked, but weve all been there.

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I guess she's probably thai but just trying to expand her market by claiming an unusual nationality on the VS profile. If I'd seen the AW profile first I probably wouldn't have bothered so in my case the scam worked
You do talk shit scutty

Offline Itzmurph

Hellfire, wonder if it’s the same “Malaysian” I saw in Huddersfield? Must be.... can’t be many calling themselves bump

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274357.0

Similar experience (ie crap) to you and yes her fanny tastes strange. At least you got to shag her, she told me she didn’t do that.
And yes you’re not the only one to suspect she’s Thai

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Hellfire, wonder if it’s the same “Malaysian” I saw in Huddersfield? Must be.... can’t be many calling themselves bump

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274357.0

Similar experience (ie crap) to you and yes her fanny tastes strange. At least you got to shag her, she told me she didn’t do that.
And yes you’re not the only one to suspect she’s Thai

Got to be the same girl - identical profile name

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You do talk shit scutty

why is that shit? The evidence seems to suggest I'm right, and I'm not the only one who thinks so

Offline Captain caveman 69

She's  a big girl proper bed wrecker :D