Author Topic: KellyBlondieX - Middlesbrough  (Read 4940 times)


2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5528624) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by daviemac]

Offline Andypandy2020

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I read the AW reviews about this girl and thought she did not sound like the typical Romanian so I opted for the punt.

Comms were good and meet was arranged swiftly.

She lives in a rather rough part of Boro town and when I arrived and seen the smashed windows I should of known better. I knocked on the door and kelly greeted me with a gob stopper which I thought was really nice. She is very pretty and has a really skinny body with no tits, certainly not the girl in the profile picture as that was given away by the tattoo. She took me uostairs where money was exchanged then went back downstairs to use the bathroom. The facilities aren't great and there was only washing up liquid to get washed with so decided to do a quicky at the sink. She stood right outside the door and kept telling me to hurry up which I wasn't too impressed with. Anyway, back upstairs she took her clothes off to reveal a nice body but far too skinny and no tits for my liking. There was no owo and as she was giving head with condom she looked so disinterested. Then I could hear people in and out of the room next door, very off putting and at this point my little fella was feeling it too as he started to go to sleep. I asked if i could play with her pussy which she obliged but told me no fingers. I did this for a couple of minutes then tried to kiss her to get little fella going again but was told bluntly no kissing. She then said wanna fuck and as much as I tried in missionary position little fella was not willing so I turned her over and tried again. This was much better but just as I was getting into it she stopped me and turned back on her back and said no more that way.......fucking fuming now so I calmly made my excuses and decided to leave. She saw me out and with all the movement upstairs I couldn't wait to leave.

I have seen a couple of Romanian girls lately that have given me faith but this one fellas is a leave well alone. Not really sure how she has managed to get good feedback but hey will I ever learn.


Offline Winker121

Thanks for the information and sorry to hear that you had a poor experience. It's an absolute certainty that AW reviews are a worthless load of crap as anyone giving any negative comments can expect retaliation. If the girl anticipates a negative she just doesn't confirm the meeting took place and heads of any review. In my limited experience Romanians can be great but you have to expect a low success rate. Cheers.

Offline Bertbanger99

All her feedback is fake if you dig deeper, it's all recycled made up usernames giving the same 3 or 4 roms feedback

Offline Andypandy2020

All her feedback is fake if you dig deeper, it's all recycled made up usernames giving the same 3 or 4 roms feedback

I did suspect that to be truthful but balls over brain I'm afraid on this occasion

Offline Lingus10

Although I hate to admit it just goes to show Sar-Major is right about Roms

Offline tynetunnel

Although I hate to admit it just goes to show Sar-Major is right about Roms

Shhhh... don’t let him know that he might be right...  :dash: :sarcastic: :D

Offline Lingus10

Shhhh... don’t let him know that he might be right...  :dash: :sarcastic: :D

God forbid  :D

Offline Sar-Major

Shhhh... don’t let him know that he might be right...  :dash: :sarcastic: :D

You "Knows" I'm ALWAYS RIGHT, Lovely Boy....................  :bomb:

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Offline Sar-Major

Although I hate to admit it just goes to show Sar-Major is right about Roms

As well as the "Daft Fekers" parting with their "Hard Earned" to Roms also..................  :dash: :dash: :dash:

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Online waynekerr600

You "Knows" I'm ALWAYS RIGHT, Lovely Boy....................  :bomb:

 :sarcastic:    :sarcastic:    :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:

Surely of you were always right you would march in a circle?

At ease.

 :hi:

Offline hopeless2712

Will all the Roms leave after Brexit?

Offline AgedCases


"She lives in a rather rough part of Boro town" - that narrows it down a bit!

Offline tynetunnel

"She lives in a rather rough part of Boro town" - that narrows it down a bit!

  :lol:         :lol:         :lol:

Offline Sar-Major

Surely of you were always right you would march in a circle?

At ease.

 :hi:

Don't be "Daft" you Orrible Little Cunt............ Just coz you run round in circles chasing women with friggin "Sweaty Feet"  :scare:   :vomit:

If you don't know the correct words for foot drill, and you friggin well don't. Keep ya gob shut.  :P 

The correct command is:-  "Stand at______EASE"

As me "Granny used to say WK.............

Its far better to keep ones gob shut and let people think your an Idiot. Than open it and remove all "Friggin Doubt".    :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

 :hi: :hi:
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Offline Lamnguin

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Isn't it about time SM & WK stopped the teasing and got a room?

Certainly sounds like SM wants to drill him...

Offline Sar-Major

Isn't it about time SM & WK stopped the teasing and got a room?

Certainly sounds like SM wants to drill him...

Another one of me "Granny's" sayings was. "Can ya cock reach ya Arse"? 

Well "Go Fuck Ya Self Then" Ya Poofta.............................................  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:

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Online waynekerr600

Isn't it about time SM & WK stopped the teasing and got a room?

Certainly sounds like SM wants to drill him...

I think he wants to suck my toes.

No worries though I won't remove my DM for SM  :hi:

Offline Sar-Major

I think he wants to suck my toes.

Don't be "Daft Ya Sad Little Cunt"............  :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:   :sarcastic:

No worries though I won't remove my DM for SM  :hi:

Thank fuck for that, I don't want to be "Chucking Up" due to ya sweaty feet............     :vomit:   :vomit:   :vomit:


 :hi: :hi:
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Offline Kentman27

Thanks for review op saved me being disappointed