Best Preston escort

[Dragonslayer6969]

I have some time in Garstang/Preston coming up soon and wondered who is the best Escort to see?

[usroads]

Try the Piss Take Pricing thread 

[chrishornx]

...and try doing some reviews

[freeze44]

Try this one and get ya ass spanked! 

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[scutty brown]

only one who admits to working in Garstang is a barebacker with prison-grade tats

[chrishornx]

Try this one and get ya ass spanked! 

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top choice freeze

 OP owes you a favour

[Kool Keef]

Only time I've ever heard of the 'stang was through this:

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R.I.P. 98.2 The Revolution

[Dragonslayer6969]

only one who admits to working in Garstang is a barebacker with prison-grade tats

Definitely not a Barebacker. My original post should have said travelling through from Lancaster to Preston via A6 which passes through Garstang.

[chrishornx]

Definitely not a Barebacker.

how do you know?

[freeze44]

how do you know?

  gawd help us eh! 

[Richthescouser]

I have some time in Garstang/Preston coming up soon and wondered who is the best Escort to see?

There’s a few that seem to be below the radar.

[Blackpool Rock]

only one who admits to working in Garstang is a barebacker with prison-grade tats

Garstang's finest Mmmmm 
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Hey Slayer, make sure you review her 

[chrishornx]

Garstang's finest Mmmmm 
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Hey Slayer, make sure you review her 

give him credit he assures us she is not a barebacker 

[freeze44]

Garstang's finest Mmmmm 
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Hey Slayer, make sure you review her 

  Seen her feedback??  Where the fuck is Garstang 

[chrishornx]

Seen her feedback??  Where the fuck is Garstang 

be patient Slayer will tell us all in his next review

[Saeran]

"Wrinkly was like shagging my gran!"   

Even ignoring the BB, the face picture would surely make you  ?

[scutty brown]

Seen her feedback??  Where the fuck is Garstang 

Its  an old Viking township midway between Lancaster and Preston.
Now its a small market town famous for Lancashire cheese
Nine pubs, a couple of restaurants and one whore

[bigmc]

how do you know?

I read his post to mean he was definitely not a barebacker, not the girl

[chrishornx]

I read his post to mean he was definitely not a barebacker, not the girl

fair enough ...so why doesn't he answer and explain ?

[Blackpool Rock]

Its  an old Viking township midway between Lancaster and Preston.
Now its a small market town famous for Lancashire cheese
Nine pubs, a couple of restaurants and one whore

Judging by the state of her face she was one of the original vikings, claims to be 37 (36 in profile text) so at least we know the paper rounds are hard in Garstang

[Dragonslayer6969]

fair enough ...so why doesn't he answer and explain ?

Jeez give me time to login again and write this comment. I meant I’m not a barebacker. Anyway have found something suitable. Preston based.

[Blackpool Rock]

Jeez give me time to login again and write this comment. I meant I’m not a barebacker. Anyway have found something suitable. Preston based.

OK I think everyone knew what you meant but your taking a ribbing as your a bit of an unknown with no track record etc.
Basically you've been on here 6 months but haven't reviewed and then come on looking for recommendations which doesn't often go down well.

Looking at your previous posts however you did flag that Mercilicious offered you BB which in my book counts as good info which is always very welcome and may well have helped many including me to dodge a bullet 

I appreciate many people don't get time to come on here regularly but if you are able to share good info and do an occasional review (even if the girl is already well reviewed) then you will be welcomed and you'll also find you get much more positive info and recommendations back in return so it's well worth it 

[Dragonslayer6969]

OK I think everyone knew what you meant but your taking a ribbing as your a bit of an unknown with no track record etc.
Basically you've been on here 6 months but haven't reviewed and then come on looking for recommendations which doesn't often go down well.

Looking at your previous posts however you did flag that Mercilicious offered you BB which in my book counts as good info which is always very welcome and may well have helped many including me to dodge a bullet 

I appreciate many people don't get time to come on here regularly but if you are able to share good info and do an occasional review (even if the girl is already well reviewed) then you will be welcomed and you'll also find you get much more positive info and recommendations back in return so it's well worth it 

Ok. I’ll try and do a review or two when I next see a girl. I usually see the likes of Alyx1 or Mrskinky. Most times stick to what I know rather than paying for a crap service.

[chrishornx]

Ok. I’ll try and do a review or two when I next see a girl. I usually see the likes of Alyx1 or Mrskinky. Most times stick to what I know rather than paying for a crap service.

good points made by Blackpool Rock and I hope you take heed and make a contribution - you seem to be willing but we have been here before when you said in October 'Fair enough next time I’ll leave a review'. and yet nothing to show...we shall wait and see if you become a contributor or a lurker

also when you post a snapshot of a conversation don't show your mobile number even if it is a burner phone - you don't know who could ring you !!

[Laid_back_bloke]

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Had my eye on these two. Just odd thing is stopping me.
Catalina....The reports conflict. Names changed to Suzy in one, & another mentions her fake breasts. In all her photos they virtually non there..

Jennifer.... This seems a clone of Catalina’s. Only the names have been changed in the reports, to protect the innocent 😂😂😂😂

[scutty brown]

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Had my eye on these two. Just odd thing is stopping me.
Catalina....The reports conflict. Names changed to Suzy in one, & another mentions her fake breasts. In all her photos they virtually non there..

Jennifer.... This seems a clone of Catalina’s. Only the names have been changed in the reports, to protect the innocent 😂😂😂😂

I'd guess one girl two profiles B&S

[chrishornx]

I'd guess one girl two profiles B&S

if it's just one girl 2 profiles how do they B&S?

2 Girls one profile I can see working ...

[scutty brown]

if it's just one girl 2 profiles how do they B&S?

2 Girls one profile I can see working ...

It will be a completely different girl......

[chrishornx]

It will be a completely different girl......

fair enough I understand that concept but it just said 'one girl two profiles B&S' which led me to think either profile same girl ?? Do you mean one girl on both profiles but completely different girl when you turn up?

[scutty brown]

fair enough I understand that concept but it just said 'one girl two profiles B&S' which led me to think either profile same girl ?? Do you mean one girl on both profiles but completely different girl when you turn up?

one girl
two fake profiles

[Blackpool Rock]

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Had my eye on these two. Just odd thing is stopping me.
Catalina....The reports conflict. Names changed to Suzy in one, & another mentions her fake breasts. In all her photos they virtually non there..

Jennifer.... This seems a clone of Catalina’s. Only the names have been changed in the reports, to protect the innocent 😂😂😂😂

I've also been interested in the Catalina profile but saw she was a Rom and tracks the Jenifer profile for location, i'm sure the pics for Jenifer have been reverse searched on here and are fake which then questions the Catalina profile too.
Scutty's probably right and you see a random different girl once you turn up

[scutty brown]

the Jennifer photos are a steal from MetArt

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[chrishornx]

one girl
two fake profiles

yep got that thanks just not really bait and switch as whichever profile you pick you get the same girl rather than one profile and two girls

[scutty brown]

yep got that thanks just not really bait and switch as whichever profile you pick you get the same girl rather than one profile and two girls

It is B&S as you don't get the girl in the photos

[chrishornx]

It is B&S as you don't get the girl in the photos

thanks Scutty I have got that

but the comment about  same girl two profiles isn't, to me, a B&S

[scutty brown]

thanks Scutty I have got that

but the comment about  same girl two profiles isn't, to me, a B&S

then you misunderstand the logic Chris
the bait is the fake photos
the switch is that you don't get the girl in the photos

[chrishornx]

then you misunderstand the logic Chris
the bait is the fake photos
the switch is that you don't get the girl in the photos

I don't misunderstand at all

one profile two girls is B&S whilst you said two profiles same girl which implies the switch is in profile not girl

[Laid_back_bloke]

Chill Guys, it’s kind of irrelevant.

One called Catalina has had a AW Green Available light on all day. I was going to TOFTT, but despite this mornings call & texts got ignored. Plus a AW mail/message deleted with out being read.

Thanks girl, £100 saved I’d say.

[chrishornx]

Chill Guys, it’s kind of irrelevant.

One called Catalina has had a AW Green Available light on all day. I was going to TOFTT, but despite this mornings call & texts got ignored. Plus a AW mail/message deleted with out being read.

Thanks girl, £100 saved I’d say.

I emailed her before lunch and she replied saying she was in Preston so 'hit and miss' I guess

[Laid_back_bloke]

I emailed her before lunch and she replied saying she was in Preston so 'hit and miss' I guess

You going for it Chris?

On paper she does tick the boxes....... I might consider trying again tomorrow

[chrishornx]

You going for it Chris?

On paper she does tick the boxes....... I might consider trying again tomorrow

thinking about it could be tempted

[Laid_back_bloke]

I TOFTT on the Catalina. Was B&S. But was a good session. 

[webpunter]

Unless i'm missing something, this thread is like a snowball chucked down a mountain
Getting bigger & gathering speed
IMO a bollox question asking thread from a bollox UKP'er

[scutty brown]

I TOFTT on the Catalina. Was B&S. But was a good session.

I hear she had an ass like a flying boat

[Laid_back_bloke]

I hear she had an ass like a flying boat

You mean in size Scutty. The Rom I saw was fine. Her mate on the other had was pretty slim, but with a proper pear shape.. 😂

[scutty brown]

It was a joke - the Catalina was a WWII flying boat, and flying boats have broad beams for stability

[Dragonslayer6969]

good points made by Blackpool Rock and I hope you take heed and make a contribution - you seem to be willing but we have been here before when you said in October 'Fair enough next time I’ll leave a review'. and yet nothing to show...we shall wait and see if you become a contributor or a lurker

also when you post a snapshot of a conversation don't show your mobile number even if it is a burner phone - you don't know who could ring you !!

Wasn’t my number at the top. Was mercie’s

[chrishornx]

Wasn’t my number at the top. Was mercie’s

maybe , maybe not ..conversation  starts with you asking a question which is odd but maybe it is hers

still doesn't explain why you are just a  lurker and not bothering to contribute like most do on here 

lazy bugger

[Dragonslayer6969]

maybe , maybe not ..conversation  starts with you asking a question which is odd but maybe it is hers

still doesn't explain why you are just a  lurker and not bothering to contribute like most do on here 

lazy bugger

That’s your opinion mate, I can think of a lot worse things to say.

End of the day whether I reply or review everyday or every year what’s the issue?

[Kool Keef]

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End of the day whether I reply or review everyday or every year what’s the issue?

The issue is you haven't reviewed anyone yet.
This is a site that's all about passing useful information between punters, that's how it stays alive.
If everyone did as you do, taking without giving then there wouldn't be a UKP would there?