Note to self - Check the reviews for the girl before you go and not after it might have saved a whole load of hassle.
Hi I've been a bit of a long time lurker here and not added to the forum but have definitely added. Having had a horrendous experience this afternoon I thought I'd share in the hope that it saves 1 or 2 of you from a similar experience.
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Looks The adultwork photo's and in particular the front page ones are definitely flattering. Big trout like lips height as described (short). Age wise I'd say you can add at least 10 years to the 28 she quotes. When I actually saw her she did nothing for me in fact she's a tired looking short arse with a big set of inflated lips and tits.
Comms Straightforward
Location Rented apartment which was to a good standard.
So it all started to go a bit wrong from the off. She phoned me once I was nearby and I was given directions to the property and she asked me to buzz for apartment number X. I explained that the call buttons were without numbers (she actually knew this to be the case) and she replied that I should try and work it out. 1st buzz no joy 2nd was a hit. I'd hate to be her neighbor during her stay. I think this alone accurately sums up her its all about her attitude.
Having buzzed the correct flat and upon hearing the door lock noise I attempted to open the door. No joy. She rather aggressively kept telling me to turn the door handle and I explained there wasn't one. She kept reiterating to turn the silver handle in the middle of the door so I started to turn what is quite obviously a centre door knob for pulling the door shut as you leave for it to start to unscrew in my hand. At this point I was contemplating leaving in particular to her aggressive manner on the phone unfortunately for me I didn't.
In the end she came down and let me in with much huffing and puffing - maybe if you rent a place you should work out the front door - just saying.
The flat stank of weed and she commented that she'd only been out of bed a short while - appointment was an afternoon one btw
She offered me a shower but I had had one literally 30 mins before so declined.
Anyway once upstairs she proceeded to offer OW or OWO, I opted for OWO. This lasted for a matter of minutes and was OK before she announced it was time to f*7k. I must admit I'd have preferred oral for a bit longer but hey ho. During the OWO I tried to ply with her tips but she wasn't happy for me to do so. I've not got he softest of hands but I've never been told no.
So this is where the nightmare began. Firstly she kept saying you don't like to talk much why not you should be. I'll be honest I don't go to see a WG for the chit chat some might not me. She kept banging on about not chatting and to be honest it did my head in.
So we cracked on in missionary but she kept saying don't get to close to me and positioned herself against the headboard so that good old me at 6ft was headbutting the wall. Then she started moaning telling me not to bang myself into her pelvis and then not to pull out to the extent I was near her lips she doesn't like it - hang on a minute ago you were telling me not to get too close. All she did was moan and ask if I knew what I was doing. After a few minutes she told me to stop and said to try doggie. Again same problem don't pull out so much I don't like it, more do you know what you're doing and generally a shit attitude.
At that point I was done. I basically told her its pretty obvious you don't want me here and to be honest I do't want to be here so give me some money back ad we'll call it quits.
If I'd been in there 15 minutes I'd be surprised. Her attitude stank and the whole experience was poor the worst I've ever had by a long shout. She'd left the money on the side so I picked up £40 and told her it was worth no more than £30 as she'd basically wasted my time. At that point she became quite aggressive saying she wanted the full amount and placed herself in front of the door before threatening to call the police. I told her to crack on more than happy for her to do so. Having called her bluff she quickly moved on and threatened to call a "runner" whatever the hell that is. Anyway in the end we agree £40 but to be honest I still felt robbed.
Almost forgot to add throughout he time I was there father brown was staring at me from the wall mounted telly which was really odd. Most people in my experience fire the telly off.
All in all a total waste of time but at least it only cost me £40.
