Author Topic: Zena & Dolita, Diva, Fulham Road, cliches and comedy  (Read 3557 times)

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Zena External Link/Members Only tiny tits, big, flabby arse, thick thighs, entitled attitude, late 20s early 30s. I was sold on the selfie and the fact that she was on membership offer of £150, the selfie is a long way from the truth, making her look slimmer and more attractive. The professional pictures, a testament to the photoshopper's art make her look toned, tanned and hot, she is none of those things. Had I wanted to shag a frumpy checkout girl I'd have gone to Sainsbury's and used my charm. Her service list includes DFK & OWO both of which were delivered grudgingly, more later.

Dolita External Link/Members Only great body, small tits, special arse, good legs, luscious long, still damp from the shower hair, however the Macleans bright smile portrayed in the pro shots was, in fact gap toothed and much less attractive, that's probably why her gob is firmly shut in the selfies. She looks like and could pass for a chavvy teenager although she says she's 26.

A combination of a win on the football results and a cancelled meeting meant I had time on my hands in a hotel at Stamford Bridge, so found these two a stones throw away and booked them.

The place is a very decent flat next to Chelsea & Westminster Hospital, used by various other girls, with a desk bound porter who doesn't ask questions. There must be a hookernet or something for whores to find cash taking landlords.

Arrived to be greeted by them both in black knickers and bras, lacy wraps and heels, they both looked ok dressed. All smiles and "would you like some water", led to the large bedroom, nicely set up. We chatted, I went to wash my hands in the big ensuite and returned.

We all undressed on the bed as I groped them and they unconvincingly stroked and kissed me, the lack of engagement hung over the bed like a dark, Romanian cloud. Z wet wiped my cock and unwrapped a condom, I said without please, she huffed and sucked as D made unconvincing lap dancer movements over my body, offered her tits, moaned falsely as I licked a nipple and avoided any kissing. They swapped positions, my dick got wetwiped for the oral changeover and a hint of smoker's breath caught me as Z did her version of DFK which involved recoiling her tongue and avoiding any wrestling, bizarre.

I was hard and ready, asked for a condom and D jumped on in cowgirl, she did a deep squat with feet planted on the bed which gave me a great view and felt good, Z got on her phone. As I thrust away, I pulled her closer and got a few moments of proper DFK, marvellous! D didn't last long in that position and I was ready to cum so asked them to move off the bed over to the big mirror where i positioned my self with Z texting on the other side of the bed and D, on her knees sucking. I beckoned Z over, was wet wiped again, she knelt and sucked with D stood, back to mirror as I groped her arse and she nuzzled my neck to avoid kissing, the view got me over the line and I spunked over Z's chest as she put her hands under her chin to avoid any stray spurts, who said romance was dead?

We cleaned up and sat awkwardly on the bed, me naked and semi hard, them in their wraps, we were 40 minutes in.

Z says, stroppily "what do you want now?" I said "To go again"
"Really, twice in a hour?"
"Yes, I paid for time, not limits"
"Well, you already got a discount on my price and I did oral without and kissing and you want to cum twice"
"Correct, and kissing was hardly deep or French"
"My regulars don't complain"

They disrobe.

In the meantime D has started stroking my cock and I guide her head down, she pushes my hand away from the back of her head but starts sucking anyway.

I fucked them both in doggy, wet wipes and condom changes in between, while the other lies next to her friend arse up for me to feel.

I get on my back, ask for baby oil and get them both working shaft and balls, I was determined to deliver a second shot.

While D is working diligently, looking at me in her version of a sexy way, holding my balls and tossing me off, Z starts going off again about the discounted price and that her services like DFK and OWO and cum twice are normally extra. I laughed and said, are you seriously having this conversation while your friend is trying to stroke me to a climax? I suggest you calm down and join in.

She says "you are a gentleman and next time to you see us you must say what services you want" I say "I came here for a good time not an argument, please carry on" Like there will be a n ext time darling!

They managed to get me off as I dreamt of Russian hunnies and I shot a good load over both their hands and arms, even managing a bit of schrapnel onto Z's chin, I cheered inside as she recoiled and shot off to the bathroom.

I should've just gone home, thank fuck is was the bookie's money.







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« Last Edit: January 23, 2020, 03:17:59 pm by JackSaint »

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Bookies money came in at 2/1 then.  :D


Offline cotton

Seriously undermines the point of the discount if the girls are going to be bitching about being underpaid and give a shitty service.
Read similar complaint about diva before.

Offline golden bull

Sorry to hear it was a shit punt.

The bit about giving one time only because you had a discount is pure bullshit and goes to show what a cunt she is taking us punters for mugs.

I believe in this case with her her rate is artificially inflated anyway so she can claim you had a discount so it sound like a bargain and I’m sure the sp and the agency will have some sort of arrangement anyway to balance the discounted rates.

She’s listed @£150 normal rate somewhere else I’ve seen btw so pure con artist.

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Sorry to hear it was a shit punt.

The bit about giving one time only because you had a discount is pure bullshit and goes to show what a cunt she is taking us punters for mugs.

I believe in this case with her her rate is artificially inflated anyway so she can claim you had a discount so it sound like a bargain and I’m sure the sp and the agency will have some sort of arrangement anyway to balance the discounted rates.

She’s listed @£150 normal rate somewhere else I’ve seen btw so pure con artist.

I was pissing myself laughing when D was having a good go at tossing me off with Z was banging on about the unfairness of it all, cunt is right.

Online JackSaint

Seriously undermines the point of the discount if the girls are going to be bitching about being underpaid and give a shitty service.
Read similar complaint about diva before.

Absolutely and as I was leaving she put on the smiles and was giving it "you are a real gentleman, must come back...." Yeah, right.

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I don't know but somehow my instincts tell me that certain women are going to be a blobby away from the Photoshop pictures that's why I don't see Amnesia.
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I don't know but somehow my instincts tell me that certain women are going to be a blobby away from the Photoshop pictures that's why I don't see Amnesia.

Me too, but I didn't see Amnesia because I forgot!  ;)

Offline PLeisure

I was pissing myself laughing when D was having a good go at tossing me off with Z was banging on about the unfairness of it all, cunt is right.
She sounds bitter and unsuited for sex work  :thumbsdown:
Perhaps she'll decide on a career change as her New Year resolution  :timeout:

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She sounds bitter and unsuited for sex work  :thumbsdown:
Perhaps she'll decide on a career change as her New Year resolution  :timeout:

Unsuited for sure, bad WGs only have their own perspective, how she gets regulars is beyond me.

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... bad WGs only have their own perspective...

...That’s nutshell, Jack.

Not sure all punters could have soldiered through that duo experience all the way to a second pop - and with comedy antennae intact no less.
     
Cheers for the review and the many telling details  :thumbsup: 


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 [...] the selfie is a long way from the truth, making her look slimmer and more attractive [...]

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Cross-references for Zena @ Diva

(Nationality variously listed as Greek or E European.)

= Layla @ Peachy (External Link/Members Only)
= Zendaya @ Admiral (External Link/Members Only)
= Zenaida @ Cleopatra (External Link/Members Only) [2 different selfies]
= Zenaida @ Barracuda (External Link/Members Only)
= Zenaida @ Babyon Girls (External Link/Members Only)
= Zenaida @ Dior (External Link/Members Only)
= Zenaida @ Top Secret (External Link/Members Only)
= Zenaida @ Aphrodite (External Link/Members Only)
= Zenaida @ Theory Love (External Link/Members Only)

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« Last Edit: January 25, 2020, 12:47:41 am by Dashing »

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...That’s nutshell, Jack.

Not sure all punters could have soldiered through that duo experience all the way to a second pop - and with comedy antennae intact no less.
     
Cheers for the review and the many telling details  :thumbsup:

Thanks, I was past the point of no return, getting into an argument about a refund would have been painful so I concentrated on Donita's great body and was determined to get that second pop. All those selfies elongate Zena's face to make her look better.
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Cross-references for Dolita @ Diva

(...who is juggling a few names ...)

= Anka @ Barracuda (External Link/Members Only)
= Patty @ Babylon (External Link/Members Only)
= Meyda @ Admiral (External Link/Members Only)
= Annetta @ Peachy (External Link/Members Only)
= Anne @ Rosebud (External Link/Members Only)
= Anamaria @ Aphrodite (External Link/Members Only)
= Sally @ Theory Love (External Link/Members Only)
= Dolita @ Top Secret (External Link/Members Only)

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Cross-references for Dolita @ Diva

(...who is juggling a few names ...)

= Anka @ Barracuda (External Link/Members Only)
= Patty @ Babylon (External Link/Members Only)
= Meyda @ Admiral (External Link/Members Only)
= Annetta @ Peachy (External Link/Members Only)
= Anne @ Rosebud (External Link/Members Only)
= Anamaria @ Aphrodite (External Link/Members Only)
= Sally @ Theory Love (External Link/Members Only)
= Dolita @ Top Secret (External Link/Members Only)

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Mr Dashing, You are proving to be an exceptionally valuable member of this forum!