A work colleague from many years ago pulled a fit bird in Ministry of Sound. She led him to the girls toilets, took him in a cubicle and started to give him a BJ, as he got close to cumming in her mouth, he looked down and saw "her" wanking herself off at the same time.
He denies it now, but the story gets brought up every time we have a boys night out.
I bet he's dreading it
A mate of mine had a session with an SP who as it turns out was also capable of wanking
(& no it was not me, it might have been other times just i didnt realise)
Anyways there was mood lighting which really means hiding a thousand horrors
He was doing spoons & did a reach around aiming to flick the bean & got a bit more than he bargained for
On his last legs wasted, tired & desperate to unload he decided to 'crack on'
Tho no activity for him on 'her'
Got tugged off thunderbirds & fucked orf
Coz he shared during a discussion on our fave sport, me & my mates thought fair do's
& we moved on
Your mate should be considering his adventures as a badge of honour
He did pull
her him & got noshed in the bogs, which started off ok just didnt end very well
Key question = did he get it over the line ?
There at least should be some upside
& did she he spurt too ?If there is a knob the outcome of a specially convened kangaroo court can be influenced
Mitigating factors which can be used by the defence include being wasted & tired
Most importantly being open & honest to the kangaroo court is duly noted
A suspended sentence issued, which can be set aside by buying a few rounds of drinks
Had he noshed the SP or got taken up the gary the kangaroo court could have arrived at an entirely different conclusion
