Author Topic: I Wonder What I've Missed?  (Read 2430 times)

Offline Corus Boy

Made arrangements to meet a lady who seems to have slipped past the radar here.

We met but it was quickly obvious that we would not 'gel' so by mutual agreement decided not to go ahead.

I was very pleased that Jess does not come with mobile phone stuck on her nose.  :)

And is a very pretty lady which made the fact that we did not get on, even sadder.

Still someone else may be better suited.

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Offline clevertrevor

Says she won't meet anyone over 45.  At £180/hr for a limited likes list she ain't going to get many takers

Online bolo79bm

She's in for a massive shock if she thinks she'll get anywhere with that sort of profile...not for me  :thumbsdown:

Guaranteed dusty phone me thinks...

Good luck to her  :thumbsup:

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Made arrangements to meet a lady who seems to have slipped past the radar here.

We met but it was quickly obvious that we would not 'gel' so by mutual agreement decided not to go ahead.

I was very pleased that Jess does not come with mobile phone stuck on her nose.  :)

And is a very pretty lady which made the fact that we did not get on, even sadder.

Still someone else may be better suited.

External Link/Members Only

On looks well recommended.


Thanks for this CB, interested in why you said, "Obvious that we would not 'gel'"  Was it attitude/looks/age?
« Last Edit: January 20, 2020, 01:29:32 pm by iverthickone »

Offline Corus Boy


Thanks for this CB, interested in why you said, "Obvious that we would not 'gel'"  Was it attitude/looks/age?

Age, 100%

And not being a gym fit, silver fox I was uncomfortable with Jess' discomfort.

No way would I push it.

Offline mashit1

HA HA , as Iv'e read her profile to mean "I only want to shag a select few guys around my age who are gym fit and want to give me £180 for the pleasure"  she will not be very busy in Merthyr with tose ambitions  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Proton

Age, 100%
And not being a gym fit, silver fox I was uncomfortable with Jess' discomfort.
No way would I push it.

 Well that I except will rule out a lot of us across south Wales :scare: BEING >>Smart dressers, Friendly, Cool, Polite, Clean, Cheerful, Sexy, Relaxed, Gymfit, Travel,  + Our hard earned cash to spend appropriately :drinks:

Online Dan Dastardly

Fascinating, I’ll book her tomorrow drive to Merthyr with £180 in my arse pocket , she can tell me to fuck off you old twat ! Ido t think she’s researched this line of work very well  :dash: :dash:

Offline mashit1

WOW, Take a look at her AW page now guys, she has either read this or has had a very quiet phone  :sarcastic: Price now £60 15 mins, £100 30 mins & £150 for the hour plus the age is now upto 50 and Gymfit silver fox has gone  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Corus Boy

Fascinating, I’ll book her tomorrow drive to Merthyr with £180 in my arse pocket , she can tell me to fuck off you old twat ! Ido t think she’s researched this line of work very well  :dash: :dash:

Did you?


Offline winkywanky

1hr rate back down to £150, maximum permitted age back up to 50.

Cold reality strikes perhaps?

Offline Happyguylucky

It’s a fair drive for most, so if she’s quiet I bet it will be £80 and £130 soon :lol:

Offline pork sword

1hr rate back down to £150, maximum permitted age back up to 50.

Cold reality strikes perhaps?
I wonder if you have to produce a driving licence or passport to prove your age?   :unknown:

Offline winkywanky

Perhaps letting her look at the number of rings on your cock?

Offline Steelworker

I’m fit but mid 50’s would rule me out. No problem as can’t fit in the regulars I’d like to see these days and there are plenty around.

Offline mashit1

Looks like we are all back on her agenda, she removed the age restriction completely, or is it because her green light is on today and she hasn't had any calls  :unknown: :unknown:

Offline winkywanky

That'll be it.

So I guess if you're around 50 or above, maybe don't turn up expecting a full-on service unless you're pretty fit for your age (in both senses of the word)?

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That'll be it.

So I guess if you're around 50 or above, maybe don't turn up expecting a full-on service unless you're pretty fit for your age (in both senses of the word)?

Well I am double f**ked then, and not in a good way!  :cry:

Offline winkywanky

Put on a George Clooney mask  :cool:.

Offline Steelworker

Put on a George Clooney mask  :cool:.

I did send a photo of George to an escort once. She said we’d be ‘having a good time then’. We did even though she must have been disappointed when I showed up  :D

Offline winkywanky

That's because George Clooney has a really small cock  ;)

Offline Proton

I did send a photo of George to an escort once. She said we’d be ‘having a good time then’. We did even though she must have been disappointed when I showed up  :D

   :sarcastic: Surely she wasnt that disappointed

Offline Mil 34

Messaged her today and asked if she was available. No unless we have met before was the reply.
So I questioned what difference that makes.
She said she only wants to spend time with people who are reliable bla blah blah.
It’s obvious to me, we wouldn’t click. She might be in the wrong profession

Shame really but her loss.
Maybe she’s looking for an 18 year old with a big fat wallet