External Link/Members OnlySo the first thing to say is that it was my own fault as I have visited this shop before and had two massages from Tao a number of years ago and had hoped that things might have improved with all the competition in Southport. However if anything, it has got worse.
More discreetly located than most of the other Thai places in Southport, I would still give this a miss, which is a shame as it is very clean and Tao is a good looking woman in her late 30s with a good set of tits on her.
Rang early in the day for an hour's booking and asked who was available. She was very coy who actually was and when I arrived I found out why - just her! Although I later found out that another woman took over after 5.
So £35 was paid for an hour's massage and away we went into one of the 3 rooms available but virtually the same room as I'd been before. After offering me a drink of water and a shower, I was left to get on with undressing. On return, she asked me to lie down and immediately draped a towel over me and started the massage. What followed was an hour of nothing sensual or teasing at all and a fairly okay massage at times, but one that ticked no boxes. She identified muscles that needed sorting out (my calves) but moved on and carried on with a fairly mechanical and unexciting massage.
Conversation went with the usual - have you been here before? Where do you normally go? etc and that was followed with my replies "and how long have you been here?" Her answer of "a year" was a bit of lie as I'd see her at least 4 years ago and more.
Anyway without any hint of teasing while on my front , I went on my back and the towel draped over me again, but nothing. During this time I kept saying to myself "if she asks if it needs massaging, don't do it!". Mainly because it was so unsensual. With 10 minutes to go she popped the inevitable the question came up and she seemed a little stunned when my reply was "No thank you!"
So that was it! The thing is I have previously had her HE which was pretty good and her tits out all for the usual extras but this time there was nothing remotely alluring or to turn me on at all so I decide I'd save myself £20 or £30 and put it towards something really sensual and completely off the scale like Nadia in Anfield, which reminds me I need to review.
I guess that I really need to learn that Southport and/or Thai massages are now a complete waste of time once and for all. Maybe I'm slowly letting my head rule my cock at last?
