External Link/Members OnlyI headed into Attercliffe on the bus so as to avail myself of the urge which plagues my mind for a nice busty experience.
Initially I walked up to the Honeypot Massage establishment, which I have had success at before, namely with an adorable teen brunette called Charlotte who left so I thought I would hold back my review posting for her. I had intended to see Ruby, who was listed on the rota and whose redhead bust I did wish to titwank. Unfortunately once I had scaled those narrow stairs both ladies were busy and there was already someone waiting.
Hence I decided to myself, I ought to try somewhere else nearby, going in blind so to speak as I had not employed that marvellous feature of computers and researched the rotas of surrounding establishments. I first trekked round the back of that road where the back entrances are, but there was some indignant bloke sat in his idling van there, so I walked back and pretended to lean against the bus stop for a while till he buggered off and I could pass the road relatively unobserved.
I walked up the handy ramp at the back of the Diplomat establishment, and pressed the bell or buzzer implement so as to gain entrance, which I did, after struggling with the correct direction of the door.
Fairly dimly lit corridor with a little window on the right where a couple of Asian blokes were sat peering through and at a screen, presumably on guardsman duty. I rather hope they do not record the visitors.
There were two ladies gathered about in the room in various states of semi-undress, bras and such. The barman offered me a drink, I kindly accepted just a bottle of water so as to not interfere with the beta blockers I prescribed and brought myself to keep my quivering ventricles at a suitably slow rhythm.
The ladies were introduced to me, one I do not remember the name of, but her appearance did not strike me as particularly one of attractiveness, she was extremely worn and skinny and, unfortunately, I suspected some sort of substance abuse. The other was a black or mixed race lady who I would place perhaps in her fourties. She was a bit overweight, but had what appeared to be fairly large breasts pushed up in her bra - of course such increases in size come with age but these seemed to be quite plump breasts as well. Her name was Mercedes, and I knew exactly what I was to do to her.
Mercedes led me along a corridor to a small room, with a single bed I believe, red sheets, and a large mirror occupying most of the wall opposite to that the bed was aligned to. Again very dimly lit, with a lamp or something, a nice bit of ambience.
Mercedes asked me what I would like from her today, and I replied I would like a titwank. I paid her £25 for a 15 minute service. She unhooked her bra, and released her breasts to which I would soon be between. Perhaps in hindsight she was a little too far in a state of sag in that aspect, I do prefer a slightly younger woman. I undressed and laid back on the bed.
She reached for a condom, then seemingly remembered what I had asked for and said that we wouldn't be needing it. She used her hands and masturbated me so as for me to gain erection, which I did, albeit a little slowly. Mercedes then applied a little lubricant, in my opinion and experience too little for my preferred service to work, and pushed her breasts against my penis, moving and making encouraging noises satisfactorily. A few minutes of this and she pulled back a bit and switched to using her hands again, which went on for quite a few minutes, and was something I must admit I wasn't really happy with. She then moved her breasts back a bit, to over my penis, and I must confess from the excitement I came there and then, ejaculating between and onto her breasts. She said something on the lines of, I wasn't expecting that, and I said someting in agreement, although I thought perhaps she had deliberately masturbated me to near completion so as to avoid working too much with her breasts. I was offered some tissues to clean up, which I accepted, then placed in a handy bin in the corner, and made my customary swift exit.
Overall, an okay, friendly enough service, rather too much wank and not enough tit in my opinion, but perhaps that is just my preference for being between breasts showing through.
