ElegantEnglishRose (Rosie) - Kensington hotel - Phenomenal :)

[Movin_Dick77]

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YES YES AND YES This girl is absolutely amazing 

This was a birthday treat booking so I had a bit more punting budget for it, so booked 90 min booking with her for £300.
I've seen her profile before and we've communicated several times since back in September but times never matched or as we laughed about it later it was logistical issues 
Saw she was available on Saturday, dropped her an email and got swift response, few more emails and then texts, agreed and confirmed services and time...etc. I appreciate that before the date she went the extra mile to ensure my satisfaction and she fully complied with my requests  

Location: Nice decent hotel in Kensington, easy access no reception interference. Small bathroom and bathtub but we managed to get in it at one point both of us (big turn on for me to shower with the girl!)   

The girl: Tall very beautiful blue eyed brunette, for me she is 10/10 will turn my head if I saw her in the street. Accurately 28 as stated on her profile (usually with other girls stated age + 4-5 years on top)   
Great body full natural breasts, nice nipples (yummy) 100% accurate profile pics and very smooth skin. She was fully shaved and tasted fresh.

Personality and attitude 10/10: received me with a smile a hug and a kiss, paperwork out of the way and we are cracking jokes about previous logistical issues She is smart girl knows whats going on around her in this world and her geographical bearings are spot on, can tell she is well travelled and aware of different cultures (not like many other girls I've met). We talked and laughed about different things which made the booking more fun, exciting and sexier, smart is sexy eh!

Service: 100%  passionate kissing, first class oral, and very very very hot explosive sex in different positions. she is really as she states on her profile eager to please and very open minded  so horny and a screamer didn't feel she was acting or faking it, loved the way she orgasmed!! I won't get into details further on what happened between the sheets...

Will I see her again, yes 100% 

Treat her well and you'll get an excellent service from her, I know she is more expensive than other but well worth imo 

[kasamaa]

Thanks for the review OP

but.......

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Treat her well

 

[Movin_Dick77]

Thanks for the review OP

but.......
 

???

[sunnyj]

Thanks for the review OP

but.......
 

+1

I won't get into details further on what happened between the sheets...

[Matium]

"Treat her well"???????!!!!!!!

Tell tale give away of a fake review.

[sunnyj]

Accurately 28 as stated on her profile

Did she show her ID or passport?

[sunnyj]

OP, here is a useful guide on writing a review
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[massagepuntingfan]

‘Treat her well’
‘I won’t go into further details’
OP these are arguably two of the worst phrases you can use in a review. It can lead to all kinds of accusations and general mirth at your expense.

[The Film Director]

‘I won’t go into further details’

For £300/hour I want all the sordid details. 

[unus669]

+1

Fluffy AF to say the least

[mightymunce]

I thought she had written this

[Fuzzyduck]

‘Treat her well’
‘I won’t go into further details’
OP these are arguably two of the worst phrases you can use in a review. It can lead to all kinds of accusations and general mirth at your expense.

+1
Add to that the fact it was this SP's first review on here and it was overly gushing and fluffy. I believe it to be genuine, but with all the "10/10"s and "100%"s being thrown around it's hardly objective.

[Meursault]

For £300/hour I want all the sordid details. 

Apparently she's a keen skier and enjoys finest single malt (non-peated)
 

[rockharders]

Treat her well

This is the proverbial icing topping the fluffy bollocks cake

[Movin_Dick77]

Guys excuse my experience writing reviews on here, thanks for the guide Those who think its fake its up to you... Believe me I have far more important things to do than writing escorts fake reviews nor misleading punters with fake reviews!
Point is she is a very good SP and I had a good time with her, brave up and meet her you'll be the judge!
Thank you for your comments, over and out.

[bonapati]

Guys excuse my experience writing reviews on here, thanks for the guide Those who think its fake its up to you... Believe me I have far more important things to do than writing escorts fake reviews nor misleading punters with fake reviews!
Point is she is a very good SP and I had a good time with her, brave up and meet her you'll be the judge!
Thank you for your comments, over and out.

YES YES AND YES This girl is absolutely amazing - I’m sure YOU are!

[bhudda]

Guys excuse my experience writing reviews on here, thanks for the guide Those who think its fake its up to you... Believe me I have far more important things to do than writing escorts fake reviews nor misleading punters with fake reviews!
Point is she is a very good SP and I had a good time with her, brave up and meet her you'll be the judge!
Thank you for your comments, over and out.

Brave up? Do you think the only thing that would stop us visiting this £300 an hour lass is that we are scared of her?

[Movin_Dick77]

Brave up? Do you think the only thing that would stop us visiting this £300 an hour lass is that we are scared of her?

I don't think anyone is scared mate no. I think is best not to turn this into heated needless discussion and take things personally driving it out of context. It amazes me how many people on here their objective is to discredit new reviewers like myself!   

[unus669]

I don't think anyone is scared mate no. I think is best not to turn this into heated needless discussion and take things personally driving it out of context. It amazes me how many people on here their objective is to discredit new reviewers like myself!

It’s not needless discussion, what do you think the forum is for

Your review is ‘fluffy’ AF like some ‘cunt struck’ teenager.

Regarding if it’s fake, the jury is still out. Time will tell

[Movin_Dick77]

It’s not needless discussion, what do you think the forum is for

Your review is ‘fluffy’ AF like some ‘cunt struck’ teenager.

Regarding if it’s fake, the jury is still out. Time will tell

lol nice choice of words mate, is that how feel about yourself cunt struck  ?
Next review I'll provide explicit details you looking so you can have a good pathetic wank while reading it   

[massagepuntingfan]

I don't think anyone is scared mate no. I think is best not to turn this into heated needless discussion and take things personally driving it out of context. It amazes me how many people on here their objective is to discredit new reviewers like myself!

I took your review as genuine BUT rather than defending yourself its best to read the punting guide someone posted earlier - that way you'll understand why members are piling in. The two phrases you mentioned and I posted previously are total no-gos, also filling a review with 10/10's and 100% make people doubt your credibility.
Personally I think you're naive, but you have been a member for 18 months so you should have an idea by now of how this site works. Having a go back at members probably isn't the best way to go as it will continue to add fire to the debate on your review.

[jeanphillipe]

"Treat her well" is a universally hated phrase on here, doesn't necessarily make your review fake just nauseating and vomit inducing.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230516.msg2348398#msg2348398

Take a look at the above thread of annoying phrases

[Chorley]

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[unus669]

lol nice choice of words mate, is that how feel about yourself cunt struck  ?
Next review I'll provide explicit details you looking so you can have a good pathetic wank while reading it

Your response implies you’ve run outta pathetic ideas, to defend your nauseating attempt at reviewing. You’ve been given good advise, read the links on how to review and read other reviews. It may make you less naive 

[John Johnson]

"Treat her well"???????!!!!!!!

Just to counter this phrase and the general dislike of it I may have to finish a review with:

"She's gorgeous, please beat her with a length of gripper rod or an ice skate on a broom handle."  To see what the reaction is.  😁

[ratedj]

I took your review as genuine BUT rather than defending yourself its best to read the punting guide someone posted earlier - that way you'll understand why members are piling in. The two phrases you mentioned and I posted previously are total no-gos, also filling a review with 10/10's and 100% make people doubt your credibility.
Personally I think you're naive, but you have been a member for 18 months so you should have an idea by now of how this site works. Having a go back at members probably isn't the best way to go as it will continue to add fire to the debate on your review.

I would second this. Before you write your next review (if you do write one) I would suggest you take time to read the rules regarding reviews. The whole point of a review is to be informative from the point of the view of the punter. I note that you mentioned that the SP provided 'passionate kissing' and 'first class oral,' though this fails to provide further clarity as to the services on offer, such as whether oral was OW or OWO.  No one needs explicit details, just a balanced review. As for the 'treat her well' comment, how did you expect such a comment to be received?

[Hobbit]

For £300 per hour I certainly don't want to "treat her well". I would like her to Deep Throat me, swallow my cum, take my dick up her ass and shag me senseless. If you catch my drift. 

[The Film Director]

enjoys finest single malt (non-peated)

That's me out then if she's not happy to lap up my 10-year old Laphroaig 

[puntingking]

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Treat her well

for that price I am expecting her to treat me well. Who on here is paying a working girl to treat her well? Cut the crap. We paying working girls for them to treat us well. Don't be a white night! 

but Thanks for the review 

[puntingking]

For £300 per hour I certainly don't want to "treat her well". I would like her to Deep Throat me, swallow my cum, take my dick up her ass and shag me senseless. If you catch my drift. 

This 

[last_days_of_logan]

Guys excuse my experience writing reviews on here, thanks for the guide Those who think its fake its up to you... Believe me I have far more important things to do than writing escorts fake reviews nor misleading punters with fake reviews!
Point is she is a very good SP and I had a good time with her, brave up and meet her you'll be the judge!
Thank you for your comments, over and out.

treat her well...
i wont tell you what happened
28 is accurate age

i personally dont believe that this is a fair, balanced and honest review but hey

how do you know her age is 28 years old anyway?

[Hobbit]

how do you know her age is 28 years old anyway?

I'm sure every SP know their own age. 

[last_days_of_logan]

I'm sure every SP know their own age. 

EEeeeeexactly

the age wasnt even rounded or grouped...no it was pin point like 28 yrs,...3 month ...3 days ...5 hours..11 mins...4 sec (as on now) dead on accurate

[Hobbit]

EEeeeeexactly

the age wasnt even rounded or grouped...no it was pin point like 28 yrs,...3 month ...3 days ...5 hours..11 mins...4 sec (as on now) dead on accurate

There seem to be too many clues in this review to prove it's written by a SP. It's shit like this that we're trying to avoid on this forum. If the SP is good then she'll eventually get a positive review from a punter along the line but like everything in life you have to work for it. 

[massagepuntingfan]

I seriously doubt he’s the SP in disguise. He’s posted enquiries about other women and one further negative review. Think it’s a case of naivety and over enthusiasm influencing a review style born on Adultwork where fluffy reviews and phrases like ‘treat her well’ are standard.

[last_days_of_logan]

I seriously doubt he’s the SP in disguise. He’s posted enquiries about other women and one further negative review. Think it’s a case of naivety and over enthusiasm influencing a review style born on Adultwork where fluffy reviews and phrases like ‘treat her well’ are standard.

and even if he wrote it on behalf of the SP , still has the SP's feel all over it

not to mention accounts have been used by multiple SPs i would imagine

[massagepuntingfan]

the negative came after the bombardment here right?

and even if he wrote it on behalf of the SP , still has the SP's feel all over it

not to mention accounts have been used by multiple SPs i would imagine

Oh I didn’t realise that. Still I don’t understand why an SP would make fake enquiries/posts about other SPs

[massagepuntingfan]

and even if he wrote it on behalf of the SP , still has the SP's feel all over it

not to mention accounts have been used by multiple SPs i would imagine

Or he had such a good time he’s been rendered completely cunt struck by the SP and has expressed his feelings for her by writing this ridiculously fluffy review.

[king tarzan]

Give the guy a break...
We need men who enjoy delicious hotties 😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋the more the merrier....

Time will tell whether it's touting or real deal EVANDER HOLYFEILD 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

[Hobbit]

Give the guy a break...
We need men who enjoy delicious hotties 😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋the more the merrier....

Time will tell whether it's touting or real deal EVANDER HOLYFEILD 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

There's no guarantee she's a delicious hottie. That's the whole point of bonafide reviews. If reviews aren't genuine then what's the point of UKP. We might as well wank over porno mags because they have delicious hotties.

[king tarzan]

There's no guarantee she's a delicious hottie. That's the whole point of bonafide reviews. If reviews aren't genuine then what's the point of UKP. We might as well wank over porno mags because they have delicious hotties.

You have Cristal clear points..
Only time will tell with OP

[bonapati]

You have Cristal clear points..
Only time will tell with OP

Writing a review at 2am....

[unus669]

Writing a review at 2am....

 

Drunk, watching porn and reminiscing about his 10/10 paid sex

[Meursault]

The OP is entitled to his opinion.
However, his glowing review won't be persuading me to see this SP.
Looking at the somewhat ropey and unclear pictures, she looks like an untoned woman well into her 30's.
Also, her blurb is annoying and unconvincing petit-bourgeois clap trap, aimed at justifying the £300.
If you want to charge £300 then the offering needs to be better than this imo.
 

[akauya]

The OP is entitled to his opinion.
However, his glowing review won't be persuading me to see this SP.
Looking at the somewhat ropey and unclear pictures, she looks like an untoned woman well into her 30's.
Also, her blurb is annoying and unconvincing petit-bourgeois clap trap, aimed at justifying the £300.
If you want to charge £300 then the offering needs to be better than this imo.

My thoughts exactly.

[rm95]

Hmmmmmm. This review is fishier than my local chippy if you ask me.

[boardyhell]

if the forum chips in 300 i can investigate

[Movin_Dick77]

I took your review as genuine BUT rather than defending yourself its best to read the punting guide someone posted earlier - that way you'll understand why members are piling in. The two phrases you mentioned and I posted previously are total no-gos, also filling a review with 10/10's and 100% make people doubt your credibility.
Personally I think you're naive, but you have been a member for 18 months so you should have an idea by now of how this site works. Having a go back at members probably isn't the best way to go as it will continue to add fire to the debate on your review.

Thanks, thats the most objective comment i've seen so far to my review. I didn't even know there is a punting guide to posting which I of course read now, didn't realise such phrases and ratings will be interpreted in such manner... obviously I know now. yes been on here 18 months but only recently started using this platform more and found the exchange of info on SPs very useful indeed. Thank you. 
I am certainly not an SP in disguise thanks for those who supported. I meant no offence to anyone, though I've read several offensive comments which I find needless and unnecessary and can only be interpreted online abuse imo. I take it we are all professionals and the narrative is to provide accurate information as possible on here. I will never write a review that is not genuine or misleading. Next review will be in accordance with the guidelines. Let's move on from this post... 

[daviemac]

Thanks, thats the most objective comment i've seen so far to my review. I didn't even know there is a punting guide to posting which I of course read now, didn't realise such phrases and ratings will be interpreted in such manner... obviously I know now. yes been on here 18 months but only recently started using this platform more and found the exchange of info on SPs very useful indeed. Thank you. 
I am certainly not an SP in disguise thanks for those who supported. I meant no offence to anyone, though I've read several offensive comments which I find needless and unnecessary and can only be interpreted online abuse imo. I take it we are all professionals and the narrative is to provide accurate information as possible on here. I will never write a review that is not genuine or misleading. Next review will be in accordance with the guidelines. Let's move on from this post...

It might pay you to have a look at the rules as well,  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0   there's nothing overly offensive in this thread, in fact I've seen a lot worse when the dreaded "treat her well" Awank crap is used. take what's been said on board, learn from it and, like you say, move on. I'm sure your next review will be better after reading the guide. Don't take things to heart, we all get a bit of stick now and then.

BTW reviews are not deleted as stated on the start a new review page.   

[bonapati]

Hmmmmmm. This review is fishier than my local chippy if you ask me.

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