Author Topic: Massage Girl /west heath /kings norton  (Read 3152 times)


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Offline mr disco

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Just like to say sorry in advance my grammer is rubbish


Punt/Services today 11/01/20 weather wet and dull time 8.00pm

Communication: booked threw AW got a text on my phone 7min 51sec to confirm booking what I'm after etc etc bit of a ball ache "Where you from" "What's your name" "where you coming from" etc done my head in a bit don't like ping pong text messaging.

Services HE/BJ(covered oral)  and RO £40 for 15min
(Shes got January sales on BJ covered £20)


Location: west heath border of kings norton/northfield,
Public transport to her knocking shop bus No47 ,45 if coming from city centre No49 if coming from south bham (starford rd,Hall green,Shirley, Solihull, Solihull lodge,Cotteridge etc)
Train station near by northfield and Longbridge )
Parking if coming by car best spot is on fordrough rd by the post box half way up the road  and side rd are ok and is a 1min 40sec walk (depending on your speed you're walking at) min to the hers,Don't want to park near next best spot Redhill rd of fordrough rd left pass tesco right hand side got a free car park.Also if you are visting during school finsh time note the school is behind her knocking shop and can be nightmare with cars and kids runningaround etc).
Shops nearby for a snack/meals George chippy 5 out 10,Bakery 6 out 10,Redhill cafe 5.6 out of 10,Tesco express 6 out of 10.


The knocking shop: 5.1 out of 10,Council house on the corner ideal for a service bedroom ain't to bad 6.5 out of 10,Bedding 7.4 out of 10, Bed/Mattresses 5 out of 10,Bathroom is ideal but I give it 4 out of 10 no soap/handwash, Towel 4 out of 10 (never used it brought my own)No wet wipes ,Tissue paper 2 out 10 budget price council tissue

Discreet location Depends what time you go and the weather the neighbours around there are bit lost anyway on her street as i know the location well but they are the nosy type but I wouldn't worry about them to much,3 house opposite the guys short sighted anyway.Anyone in the property couldn't hear anyway but she did say was a male downstairs her friend.

Looks: Massage Girl 3 out of 10 dress code 5 out of 10,Look anything like her pictures to me yeah but the pictures look old and she looked like she was in her 40s (bit of white hair) Hygiene sorry can't rate her hygiene as all I could smell it's my creed& John Paul aftershave but her never tasted to good,Body type around dress size 14 saggy,Tits ain't big soft and saggy 3 out of 10,Skin was kind of smooth non hairy 7 out of 10,Skintone 4 out of 10,Facially 4 out of 10,Feet looked clean no long nails sure she had a tattoo on her ankle some pattern star things,Ass well she never let me look at it saying she don't feel comfortable/confidence with her ass saying because of surgery (what surgery? )

Servies/Punt :.Arrived 8.03pm phoned she opended the door with in 8 seconds friendly welcome  lead upstairs  asked to use her bathrom so i can use my mouthwash as i just had a spliff before i arrived she goes its ok she smokes but i went to the bathroom to freshen up anyway ,Come back in bedroom had a little chat(4min 20second)S he was chatting about new years what I did ,About her place and the area etc etc she never asked for the money I gave her before we got started then  undressed on the bed condom on (condom 2 out of 10 them council condoms with the fishy smell) she started giving oral which wasn't brilliant never done anything for me  1 out of 10 asked for reverse oral went down for 20 second smelt a bit so left it asked her to carry on with oral never felt nothing told her hand job will do that was crap aswell so I go I'll do it myself while feeling her tits, Shot my load not even fully she goes wow you cum loads I was like that's not even half due to the crap service.Forgot to mention soon as before the action started I handed her the money she was striaght on the phone to the dealer, 10 out 10 customer services for the dealer arrived 5 min later and was waiting outside, As I was dressing and having a chat he phoned she goes come by the door we carried on chating for another 5 min 19seconds, Did say ask I'd she was scoring and she goes no asked you buying cannabis as I'm a ganja smoker myself she goes no (Why phone a dealer then?For her pal downstairs? )I said go see him I don't fancy bumping into him she goes it's ok,she opened the some asian lad comes in as I'm leaving and his mate waiting outside looking.Total time spent I reckon included from the min I stepped in had a piss including the punt getting dreseed and living around 35min. Seems friendly chatty never felt rushed, She seemed happy to see me and was complementing my hair and body (maybe a marketing tactic so you return)

She friendly enough chatty texted after saying thanks for coming it was nice seeing you will givr you extra time for free next time,no clock watching ideal location for me nearby but the service wasn't upto scratch, Plus I knew it was going to be a gamble not my type just wanted a kwik BJ and reverse oral thinking she might be half decent downstairs and Ihalf decent ass to eat but knew it was a gamble was just feeling like a stray dog on heat started thinking with my willy instead of my brain,Should of just brought some replica tom ford perfume, Penis brighting soap and some fake airmax 97 trainers of ebay instead with the £40 owell nevermind.Hope don't bump into her local or she sees my review.
Would I recommend her?I'll leave it you folks to decide as each to ther own,Might good for some BJ for £20 15min but sorry It's a no from me I'm out (dragon den style )






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O'F#ck forgot to put thelink.Thanks Goldfitch bless your fluffy cotton socks.
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O'F#ck forgot to put the link.Thanks Goldfinch bless your fluffy cotton socks wings
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O'Yeah I forgot you're a birdy num num :thumbsup:
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Loving the military precision timings!

Offline oldmanking

anyone else find the continual marks out of ten nearly as frustrating as the punt? lol.  :timeout:

Offline mr.bluesky

anyone else find the continual marks out of ten nearly as frustrating as the punt? lol.  :timeout:

 Very precise timings.  He must have had a stop watch with him. :D  Certainly a unique review but at least he took the trouble to post one so fair play to him  :thumbsup:
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Thanks for the review pal. Found it quite humorous with the council condoms  :thumbsup:
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Keeping track of the time comes handy and other little details ,Try give a rough idea what  expect if visting her place and what not to.
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100% council condoms, balloon soaked in  tuna& sunflower smelly and thick like them kids water balloons you find in luckybags
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Thanks for the review mr disco. With 3 negs on the trot obviously one to avoid!  :hi:

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Yes little foot I agree,Weather was crap she was local and was thinking with my willy instead of  me brain,Thought kwik 15 min blow me load and go but never worked out like that, Should of just gone erotic studio instead just £10 extra owell nevermind.
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Yes little foot I agree,Weather was crap she was local and was thinking with my willy instead of  me brain,Thought kwik 15 min blow me load and go but never worked out like that, Should of just gone erotic studio instead just £10 extra owell nevermind.

Better luck on your next punt.  :thumbsup:

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Cheers thanks little footy, Next time I'll go Erotic studio in a couple of weeks hopefully.
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