External Link/Members OnlyDecided to give this place a go as I was close by with an hour to waste. Usually go to Paka in Stockport but that can be a bit hit-and-miss.
Rang up about thirty minutes before arrival to check someone would be available. I was told 'yes' so thought why not. The shop is on a shopping precinct but the only people about were teenagers doing wheelies on their bikes. Just went in.
Asked to go upstairs by Chinese woman on reception. She looked miserable so didn't really give her a second glance. I was then met by the second woman who then did the massage. She was 35-40 or so, quite plump, but dressed like she might be a bit of fun. My mistake.
So decided to pay £25 for half an hour massage and regretted it fairly quickly. She applied some oil to my back and then attempted a bit of a massage. I tried to get some conversation going but got nowhere. A few tickles here-and-there but just a boring, crap massage. Really got the impression that she couldn't be arsed. Didn't smell great either.
Eventually, after no conversation for 25 mins, she offered a hand-job for £20. Decided to save my money for another day.
After 30 minutes, I asked for a towel or wet cloth to wipe away some of the oil that I was now covered in. Again, she didn't understand the English until finally she said that she didn't have any left and suggested I showered at home.
Sorry, I didn't grasp her name when I asked.
