Author Topic: Punting accidents  (Read 4166 times)

Offline webpunter

Any idea whats what with JRC ?
Punting or whiling away time in a green shelter drinking tea ?

He wasn't in a red cab by any chance, was he?  :lol:

Offline winkywanky

Who knows?  :unknown:

I suspect he may come back for a little look very now and then, without logging on. But again, who knows?

I suspect there are one or two who keep in contact with him but I doubt he'll be back. He seemed to punt very little by the time he left, and the mates he had here dwindled away at roughly the same time. It wasn't the place he joined all those years ago, infact didn't he play a part in starting UKP?

Sad really.

Went to see a wg in Birmingham few years ago,On way out after the booking had finished went to front door and because I had a big bag  with me I turned round to leave and broke a vase luckily she was fine with it after lots of apologising.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2020, 12:42:03 pm by Punterperson1971 »

Offline Dipper

Went to see a wg in Birmingham few years ago,On way out after the booking had finished went to front door and because I had a big bag  with me I turned round to leave and broke a vase luckily she was fine with it after lots of apologising.

Specialist dildo hold-all ? :D

Specialist dildo hold-all ? :D
:lol: :lol:
It was Gina diamond in Birmingham a curvy Hungarian don’t think she works now I think last I saw she was a Dom.

Offline Home Alone

I had an accident to my bank balance 3 or 4 years ago. :scare:

I was on my way to a 4-hour session with my then-Regular - she didn't offer Overnights & said that a long afternoon session would be more enjoyable for me - us! - than lying awake at, say 3.00 a.m, listening to the sound of her regular breathing.

So I stopped at the ATM of one of the banks in my hometown's centre to get the max I could withdraw and stuffed it in a jacket pocket but didn't zip the pocket up.

Nor, with my mind on one thing only  :P , did I look round at my surroundings. Had I done so, I might have paid more attention to a dodgy looking couple who, I'm as sure as I can be, picked my pocket. I didn't find out what had happened until I was on a bus from  the bank to the railway station for the first leg of my journey.

Fortunately, my credit was good with my then-Regular, whom I rang immediately to explain what had happened, and paid double the following month.


Offline Home Alone

Kind of you to say so, Beamer. The then-Regular's always said I'm very fluffy!

Besides, she knew I'd already have taken my Tadalofil!!😉😂

Offline webpunter

Your burd hit the nail on the head
Avoiding overnights - especially with you farting & snoring
And going for an afternoon session  :thumbsup:

Have done a couple of longer sessions on outcall when staying in a pukka hotel
A budget hotel doesn't set the right 'scene'
My fave is an evening booking
8-9pm start / 3-4 hours duration [longer can be hard work & ££]
Said burd is gorne by the early hours & there is no struggle getting tired & flagging

Next time will try a late afternoon session start as your reg suggested
Tiredness won't be a factor & easy to extend if the mood arises [suitable cash reserves to hand of course]
If no extension they skoot & its time for some room service eats / drinks watch some TV & get some zzz's

When speaking about escorts, Charlie Sheen once said, "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to leave."

I was on my way to a 4-hour session with my then-Regular - she didn't offer Overnights & said that a long afternoon session would be more enjoyable for me - us! - than lying awake at, say 3.00 a.m, listening to the sound of her regular breathing.

She had a heart of gold rather than brass, with a sound business strategy

Fortunately, my credit was good with my then-Regular, whom I rang immediately to explain what had happened, and paid double the following month.

Offline winkywanky

Your burd hit the nail on the head
Avoiding overnights - especially with her farting & snoring


Corrected for you  :hi:

Thinking Ohh I need a fart on the way to a Punt.
Yes You've guessed it  :scare:

A little time was spent in her bathroom before I felt I was ready to indulge in any Fun
Thankfully no stains on the underwear  :wacko:

Same with me, hot sunny day, on my way to see escort, and like yourself, farted, but with me followed through, luckily not to much.  Thank god for a shared bath, and think I got away with it