External Link/Members OnlyOk how to start this one.... well a warning it's going to be in the form of a rant!
This WG who is euro trash to start with makes me want to join UKIP!
I thought i'd try this girl as there had been a positve review on here about her, but cant seem to find it now, guess it could have been a different profile as the pics arent the girl i met!
First the coms were awful, one text message asking a few basic questions after a hi text from me and she didnt reply, so i was left having to tet the following day. 2nd attempt went well and agree time for a 1 hr £100 meeting. Next the only positive, the girl who answered the door was younger and prettier than the one in the profile pics. Redhead, about 20, with a size 8 body though small boobs.
Ok the service..... apparently after discussing what i wanted and what she offered.... i asked for a gfe.... what i actually got was the lepra services! She started with the lightest kisses possible which i thought to start with was her teasing me, but not lip contact is her version of kissing! The "cuddling" consisted of her sitting at arms length and running hand over my arm. So by now i knew i was on to a loser, oh forgot to mention the endless talking rubbish! The service was covered bj with two fingers stroking and no depth! Fucking was crap, so i decided to blow just to get her off me. After that more talking rubbish, a shit massage.... i thought as we had discussed two cums she might then give it another go as i didnt want to waste my money completely! Oh how stupid could i be, phone buzzes and she is off texting and completely ignoring me, then gets up puts towel on and basically tells me to go so the guy who just text could arrive!!! that was after about 35 mins!!!!
So to conclude....
i'm done with WG, i'm joining UKIP! And for the rest of you avoid cheltenham as it's full of the worst WG who are only out to take your money and some that have too say the least poor hygiene standards! Save your money go to bristol and see soph as she is the best i've had in 3 yrs of punting by a mile!!!!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
