Japanese Momoco - Canary Wharf - Good massage, poor everything else

[GTEXPERIMENTS]

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I will keep this one brief and add some minor but relevant details that I haven't noticed on her other reviews.

This was a 1h session for £120... and having read her reviews here, I was just looking forward to Momoco doing her thing and I wanted to simply go with the flow. This was supposed to be massage plus owo/cim session but ended up with sex as well.

Observations:
She is way older than her pics. Her WhatsApp profile picture is accurate. I reckon mid 50s... she is Taiwanese actually.. she mentioned that she was going back home to Taiwan for a holiday.

I found the hygiene to be lacking... I doubt she cleans the pedicure equipment in between punts. The pedicure part of tbe punt lost its novelty pretty quickly.

Her massage skills are great, she asked if I wanted firm massage and she delivered with aplomb. She used her full body weight while working on my back and I appreciated her effort a great deal.

She delivered a toe to head massage and put some eucalyptus infused oil in my hair without warning. I would have avoided that had I known 1as the smell can linger for hours.

She used some of the same eucalyptus oil around my dick and proceeded to give me pretty good oral... the tingling session due to the eucalyptus was oddly pretty good. I tried to finger her, but she refused and suggested we have sex.

She got off and went into the bathroom to bring the condom, comes back with the condom out of the package... never seen that before and was just confused for a moment. Anyway sex was ok... finished CIM.

Now it's time for a shower, and I really need it after all the oil she used on my back and hair. But there are no male products in shower... I was not going to use her flowery shampoo so just used her oddly shaped soap.

Got back to the office and showered again to get the eucalyptus scent off me!

Conclusion

Return: Hell no

Recommend: if hygiene and shower room deficiencies dont bother you, and you want to check "busty chinese GILFy masseuse" of your list, go right ahead!

[sparkus]

Please please stop booking her for an hour at 120 then whinging on here 

I've only ever paid 70, but whilst I had to cope with the stinging balm on my scalp (yes, it smarts) I've let me drill away after a lenthy BJ and had her let me for that fee and gone over time (even first booking).

You're all paying 120 and kicking off when you could have walked away 50 notes better off for pretty much the same experience.

[GTEXPERIMENTS]

Please please stop booking her for an hour at 120 then whinging on here 

I've only ever paid 70, but whilst I had to cope with the stinging balm on my scalp (yes, it smarts) I've let me drill away after a lenthy BJ and had her let me for that fee and gone over time (even first booking).

You're all paying 120 and kicking off when you could have walked away 50 notes better off for pretty much the same experience.

It's hardly whinging dude... isn't the point of the forum to share our experiences. 

Surely you have had your share of less than stellar punts...

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @GTExperiments.

Not sure if she is slipping or was just having a bad day but I have never had an issue with hygiene re her or equipment and I am super fussy in that department.

I think she remains excellent VFM (zero clock watching and always leave beyond the booking time) for what is on offer. Seen her 4/5 times I think only had sex twice.

 

[sparkus]

It's hardly whinging dude... isn't the point of the forum to share our experiences. 

Surely you have had your share of less than stellar punts...

Oh yes.

I shouldn't have fired off a quick reply on my phone in the back of a cab 

What I was more referring to is the recent trend of people coming away disappointed from her as they'ver over-committed themselves to an hour booking when perhaps they could have just tried her out in a half hour one.  She's racking up a few negative reviews now for this reason, though at the same time her shower routine is weird as fuck and she needs to sort that out.

[GTEXPERIMENTS]

Oh yes.

I shouldn't have fired off a quick reply on my phone in the back of a cab 

What I was more referring to is the recent trend of people coming away disappointed from her as they'ver over-committed themselves to an hour booking when perhaps they could have just tried her out in a half hour one.  She's racking up a few negative reviews now for this reason, though at the same time her shower routine is weird as fuck and she needs to sort that out.

I actually tried her out on the back of Jerk Chicken's review - I was expecting it to be a weird punt. And to be fair, this review is a few weeks late.

Anyhow I thought it would be useful to share my observations about her shower room, routine, and hygiene... I doubt anyone would want to smell of eucalyptus when they are heading back to their SO!

[Jerk Chicken]

Got to admit bar one all my punts have been booked as 1 hour (watch check my average leave time is 1.20) as I like the full works so mani, pedi, massage and CIM. All this to the backstop of music and a chilled bottle of wine. When I go back which will prob be within the next  2 weeks or so I'll update if hygiene issues are now in play.

Not bothered about sex with this one as she can't take my dick; we have a shared understanding so punts go swimmingly well

[Sparta Prada]

Oh yes.

I shouldn't have fired off a quick reply on my phone in the back of a cab 

What I was more referring to is the recent trend of people coming away disappointed from her as they'ver over-committed themselves to an hour booking when perhaps they could have just tried her out in a half hour one.  She's racking up a few negative reviews now for this reason, though at the same time her shower routine is weird as fuck and she needs to sort that out.

I don't see why the OP shouldn't book an hour if he wants to, even for an initial visit? £120/hour for this hobby is pretty much becoming the norm and is better value than £70 for 30 minutes.

We get that you and Jerk Chicken like Momoco, YMMV as always. But if a UKP member doesn't have the same experience as you he's perfectly within his rights to review her as appropriate. This review seems balanced, he has highlighted both positive and negatives of his appointment and has given it a neutral rating.

Sparkus, I respect what you have done for UKP particularly on the London massage scene, but have to say I don't quite understand your reaction to the OP's review.

[sparkus]

I don't see why the OP shouldn't book an hour if he wants to, even for an initial visit? £120/hour for this hobby is pretty much becoming the norm and is better value than £70 for 30 minutes.

We get that you and Jerk Chicken like Momoco, YMMV as always. But if a UKP member doesn't have the same experience as you he's perfectly within his rights to review her as appropriate. This review seems balanced, he has highlighted both positive and negatives of his appointment and has given it a neutral rating.

Sparkus, I respect what you have done for UKP particularly on the London massage scene, but have to say I don't quite understand your reaction to the OP's review.

No need to preface your remarks! 

I'm just saying that it's foolish with cash to go in sight unseen to an SP with such mixed reviews and come away disappointed. Tbh as much as I enjoy the experience there's no way I'd part with 120 for her. That's all.