Alice Harper Birmingham

[snoopyigor]

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Well these parts have seemed like a desert lately, but thought I’d found a good one here. Comms seemed fine, several friendly texts. She did however push me back a bit but I had plenty of time so wasn’t a problem.

Into the hotel in Birmingham centre, no issues. Called her and she gave room number, and in I go. Have to say was a bit underwhelmed. I mean there was nothing wrong with her, just didn’t give me any wow factor at all.

She said do I want some food, and pointed to some chocolate and crisps on the table. I laughed as I’d never been offered this before and politely declined. She then suddenly looked a bit offended?! (Should I have just taken it??!)

And then things went kinda mad. I’d walked quite briskly from new street, which is about a 10 minute walk. So was a touch red around the cheeks I guess. And out of nowhere she looked at me and said “I want you to leave”..... leaving me kinda stunned. So I chuckle, “eh? What do you mean?”
She said your making me feel very uncomfortable.... I’m stunned! I’ve done literally nothing! I’m still stood there in my jacket.  She then decided to tell me I don’t see anyone that’s high. And you are.

Now I’ve never taken anything in my life. I’m absolutely stunned at at this utterly bizarre and brazen behaviour.  I said , who do you think you are accusing me of that?!?
She said, your sweating, you look strange and your eyes are red....
I burst out laughing said what a nerve you’ve got. She ordered me to leave again. Obviously I don’t want to spent another second with her anyway, so replied “don’t worry I’m off”.
She then reached for something from her bag, couldn’t  see what it was, and held it behind her back. Have to say the manner of her odd behaviour and the way she reached for it, my gut reaction was it’s some kind of weapon!

So off I go, as I leave I tell her good luck in the future if she’s going to carry on treating people like that.
And 10 mins later, she sends an apology text!!!! Absolutely crackers experience.

[Cheetah_321]

Wow

I had a booking booked for today morning. We agreed the day yesterday on phone. So she text me early morning and an hour later i confirmed. Only for her to say you replied ‘hours’ later im fully booked. I couldn’t be bothered arguing as theres plenty others out the. So that potentially is a negative from
me as well. Good job I didn’t go as I didn’t get much sleep last night, maybe she would have sent me home too!

[James]

best thing to do is make an anonymous call to the hotel telling them the room number of the girl and whats going
get your revenge

[Beamer]

Wow

I had a booking booked for today morning. We agreed the day yesterday on phone. So she text me early morning and an hour later i confirmed. Only for her to say you replied ‘hours’ later im fully booked. I couldn’t be bothered arguing as theres plenty others out the. So that potentially is a negative from
me as well. Good job I didn’t go as I didn’t get much sleep last night, maybe she would have sent me home too!

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[snoopyigor]

best thing to do is make an anonymous call to the hotel telling them the room number of the girl and whats going
get your revenge

Yes, on a side note I’ve often wondered whether hotels are arsed or not? Obviously they must know what’s going on...Never had any issues with visiting someone at a hotel, and the one time I had an outcall when I was at a hotel for work , despite telling her several times to call me from outside, the hotel reception brought her to my door ffs!

[James]

Yes, on a side note I’ve often wondered whether hotels are arsed or not? Never had any issues with visiting someone at a hotel, and the one time I had an outcall when I was at a hotel for work , despite telling her several times to call me from outside, the hotel reception brought her to my door ffs!

they will be suspicious, they prob check there cameras, i dont care when going into hotels now, its more the person in room. someone must grass, people in rooms opposite etc prob can hear a door knock all the time etc.

as long as the girl isnt suspected traffic causing to much fuss they dont care prob. at the end of the day the hotel gets money for rooms, someone may buy drinks from bar etc.

[Cryton123]

About 5-6 years ago I got marched out of a hotel in Coventry by the manager. I knocked on the room door and the SP answered all flustered and told me she was being kicked out because they’d sussed out what she was doing. I made a hasty retreat and as I turned the corner the manager collared me and escorted me off the premises telling me he knew what I was doing. That was an awkward walk I can tell you! 

[Littlefoot]

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Well these parts have seemed like a desert lately, but thought I’d found a good one here. Comms seemed fine, several friendly texts. She did however push me back a bit but I had plenty of time so wasn’t a problem.

Into the hotel in Birmingham centre, no issues. Called her and she gave room number, and in I go. Have to say was a bit underwhelmed. I mean there was nothing wrong with her, just didn’t give me any wow factor at all.

She said do I want some food, and pointed to some chocolate and crisps on the table. I laughed as I’d never been offered this before and politely declined. She then suddenly looked a bit offended?! (Should I have just taken it??!)

And then things went kinda mad. I’d walked quite briskly from new street, which is about a 10 minute walk. So was a touch red around the cheeks I guess. And out of nowhere she looked at me and said “I want you to leave”..... leaving me kinda stunned. So I chuckle, “eh? What do you mean?”
She said your making me feel very uncomfortable.... I’m stunned! I’ve done literally nothing! I’m still stood there in my jacket.  She then decided to tell me I don’t see anyone that’s high. And you are.

Now I’ve never taken anything in my life. I’m absolutely stunned at at this utterly bizarre and brazen behaviour.  I said , who do you think you are accusing me of that?!?
She said, your sweating, you look strange and your eyes are red....
I burst out laughing said what a nerve you’ve got. She ordered me to leave again. Obviously I don’t want to spent another second with her anyway, so replied “don’t worry I’m off”.
She then reached for something from her bag, couldn’t  see what it was, and held it behind her back. Have to say the manner of her odd behaviour and the way she reached for it, my gut reaction was it’s some kind of weapon!

So off I go, as I leave I tell her good luck in the future if she’s going to carry on treating people like that.
And 10 mins later, she sends an apology text!!!! Absolutely crackers experience.

Great.  A hypersensitive prostitute, who has difficulty reading people. Not good traits to have in her line of work. 

[Juankerr]

Thanks for the review snoopyigor 

I was interested in this girl myself but had decided against it prior to reading this, her pics weren't doing enough for me.

Hope you have a better one next time out.

[slimdude1]

Wow, I'm sorry for that shit experience snoopyigor!

That's very strange behaviour. Do you reckon she was on something herself or just had second-doubts?

I'm glad you left this review, she was on my HL and was planning to see her tomorrow - definitely will hold that thought now!

[KingUser2017]

WTF - this is crazy.... I was thinking of booking her.

Thanks to you, I won't bother now.