External Link/Members OnlyNoticed this ad in vivastreet, was in Newquay so thought why not, expected not to be quite as advertised.
Arranged by text, checked what was included, owo, dfk and prostate massage included, girl definitely 26 and size 8.
Comms all good for in to nice clean holiday flat no problem.
Usual girl behind the door as I walk in. She followed me through dark hall to bedroom, all nice. Turn round look at her, I recognise her from somewhere not sure but think she may have worked in St Austell before. Definitely not 26, if I was being kind 56, definitely nearer 50 than 60. Moon faced, fat, tits hanging almost to waist, impressive belly all squeezed into some cheap lingerie.
Was quite taken aback, she asked me for £80, I was in shock and almost gave it to her without thinking, luckily as I reached for wallet I realised I don't actually want to fuck her, so don't pay her. So calm restored I asked her if she charged any extras, yes 20 for owo, 10 for dfk and 20 for reverse oral (the thought of the latter nearly made me throw up there and then).
Made my excuses that she had said no extras in text, she started trying to negotiate but I was off like a hare. Back in the car, sending texts reducing price down to 60 all in, but no way was I going back, blocked her number and went home for a wank.
