A Yorkshireman first and punter second, so when I saw this Ad I thought, £60 for an hour sounds like a bargain to me, might even get two pops in I chuckled…. Plus, the old punting jar was a bit low after all the festive spending, so, off with a couple of texts and a meet was arranged.
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External Link/Members OnlyThe set of maungy looking flats on Sunbridge Road, key pad entry and crappy door that always jams….y’all know the one. Up loads of stairs, funny, the more stairs you climb, the hornier you get. The door is open, a girl is hiding behind it coyly, lots of loose permed curly hair so couldn’t see much face. (until too late).
Ushered into the, well, I was gonna say bedroom but it was the kitchen with just a very low foldy type sofa with a throw on it.
Then, I saw the girl in her full glory, or lack of glory. What a shock…and not in a good way..Anyone remember those oldie magazines we used to buy with a section called “Pigs in Knickers”? I doubt this one would have even made that list. There I was with a boner in me pocket…I know I should have walked but mini-me was strangely intrigued.
Luckily I had the 15 min fee in my left pocket…£25…(Thank you YL..) She said she was Spanish….An obvious Rom, vocabulary range of a parrot, stretch marks on her tits, wtf,? not so much a Budgie belly, more like a beer belly..( I couldn’t see me cock when she was CG’ing me)..
No lube so the fucking was dry and was getting friction burns from the rubber, everything I tried grabbing was brushed aside, an awful experience.
Had to close my eyes and concentrate on babes from punting past to finish, a punt so bad I was laughing while putting me boxers on, giggling back down all the stairs and still chuckling as I started the car.
Would I return? That’s a big fat no thanks..not even for free.. This place needs one of those warning beacons like the one in “Alien” placing outside the flat to warn other punting bargain hunters…
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