External Link/Members OnlyHi Guys,
Apologies for the lack of activity, have been out of the country quite a lot lately with work so not had the chance to punt.
This was a few months ago and was initiated via the standard text message asking for availability. Was told Jenny was free for an hour at 7pm so made my way over.
Got to the door, rang the bell and waited outside for what felt like forever but in reality was only maybe 30 seconds (amazing why we feel embarrassed going to these places even though we are "grown ass men"
).
So inside I go and confirm the time with a middle aged lady who I thought quite worryingly would be my "masseuse extraordinaire", however was asked to take a seat as Jenny was just getting ready.
After about 5 mins of waiting I'm sent into a smallish room with a mirror and portable heater. Massage table was quite nice with a hole for my face.
I was asked to strip and she returned into the room a few mins later while I lay butt naked on the table.
Jenny is petite, maybe about late 20s and size 8 with B Cup chest.
She asked me how firm I'd like the massage to which I replied medium and I'm glad I did. It bordered on painful at times and so I dread to think how firm the hard massage would have been!
She started on back and legs and surprisingly massaged my feet which was something I'm not used to tbh although quite nice.
About 20 mins in she starts getting awfully close to the ball sack and finally after a number of cc swipes asks if I'd like any "extras". She offered HJ for £20, topless for £40 and b2b for £80 which from other reviews is about £20 more than normally offered.
I opted for the £80 b2b as I have a thing for petite Asians even though I'd not want to part with so much cash for just a rub and tug.
Anyway, on to my back and Jenny, who also mentioned that her name was in fact Bonnie (the Bonnie who used to work there?) Strips completely and oils up old Johnson and begins to tug like a jackhammer.
I had to ask her to stop at one point it was getting so vigorous.
A little while later there is still no sign of any actual b2b and she is still stood by the side of the table tugging away.
I finally finish off quite seriously disappointed, get dressed, pay whatever was agreed, even though I didn't get it and leave feeling empty in more ways than one.
All in all I paid £40 for 1 hour and £80 for the "extras" which never really materialised.
I was contemplating whether to make this a negative but the massage was pretty decent although quite firm.
Would I return? most likely not.
