Rita, Best relaxing massage? Dundee

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Whilst on a tour of Scotland in December I had a stopover in Dundee and fancied a massage with a happy ending.

I arrived late afternoon on Sunday and of the six girls I phoned Rita was the only one that answered.  She was nice and polite on the phone so I took down a post code and agreed to visit within the hour. Parking on the street was not a problem and the local car park was also empty. The area did look a little run down but it felt safe enough and there were cars at least as good as mine in the vicinity so I stopped and gave her a call for the house number. Three (I'm sure it was three) flights of stairs later I was in need of a rub down. Rita is pretty and has a nice body. I would guess she is in her mid thirties.

The start of the massage was average but I had a pleasant surprise when I turned over. Rita was still wearing her pants and bra at this stage and whilst rubbing the front of my legs straddled me and sat on my chest. I couldn't help myself so had a grope of her bottom. After a while she jumped off and removed her bra and pants and put a surgical glove on my right hand. She then got back onto the bed and stood over me with bent legs and started massaging the now not so little fella. I will leave you to guess what my gloved hand was doing.

No rushing after the event and I left a happy chappy. Not a great massage but an enjoyable happy ending.

£40 for 30 minutes with an extra £20 for naked hand relief.

[Name Not Found]

I will leave you to guess what my gloved hand was doing.

A Michael Jackson impersonation?

A friendly word of warning; nothing pisses the members here more than people being cryptic about what happens during a punt. If you want to be helpful, just say what happened.

Sounds like a positive Dundee experience though, which is a Christmas fuckin' miracle.

[Uncle Buck]

A friendly word of warning; nothing pisses the members here more than people being cryptic about what happens during a punt. If you want to be helpful, just say what happened.

+1

[David1970]

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I will leave you to guess what my gloved hand was doing. :thumbsup

What’s the point of doing a review and leaving the reader to guess what happened?

[Knight Templar]

What’s the point of doing a review and leaving the reader to guess what happened?

+1

[claptrap]

A Michael Jackson impersonation?

A friendly word of warning; nothing pisses the members here more than people being cryptic about what happens during a punt. If you want to be helpful, just say what happened.

Sounds like a positive Dundee experience though, which is a Christmas fuckin' miracle.

I wasn't attempting to be cryptic. Both holes were enjoyed by the gloved finger and thumb.

[horneyboy]

Shaved  or trimmed ? Was anything on offer ????

[DevilD]

I wasn't attempting to be cryptic. Both holes were enjoyed by the gloved finger and thumb.

What, you had to give yourself a prostate massage?  

[claptrap]

Shaved  or trimmed ? Was anything on offer ????

Trimmed. I only asked for a happy ending. She allowed me to finger her anally and vaginally which I thought was a bonus.

[claptrap]

What, you had to give yourself a prostate massage?  

My arms and shoulders are too large to allow this to happen.