Author Topic: Luana Party Girl - Edgware Road - The enthusiasm of a vegetable  (Read 1955 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5475779) (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline smellychip

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£40 for 15min

Comms were good, flat is just off Edgware Road in a big block of flats I have previously visited.

Wanted a cheap P&D so to be clear I didn't have expectations of OWO and CIM etc, however unless you can perform like a dancing bear then avoid this one. She's the girl in the pics however no makeup and bags under her eyes. Tits are natural. From the 5 words she spoke I believe she's Brazilian, prob mid 20s.

When we went to her room we both undressed she asked me to lie down then rolling a condom on immediately and started sucking. There was barely any suction she was basically just bobbing her head up and down like a chicken. I kept on telling her to suck harder but it wasn't doing anything for me. Barely got a semi but any chance of a full erection died when 10min in her phone started beeping and she said 5min left. Then 5min later it beeped again and she immediately stopped saying time's up :)

That was that. For me it was about as sexual as visiting the dentist and her BJ technique is shit. Never got near her pussy but if you can get an erection on demand Roms are better looking and prob better for that

Offline Colston36

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£40 for 15min

Comms were good, flat is just off Edgware Road in a big block of flats I have previously visited.

Wanted a cheap P&D so to be clear I didn't have expectations of OWO and CIM etc, however unless you can perform like a dancing bear then avoid this one. She's the girl in the pics however no makeup and bags under her eyes. Tits are natural. From the 5 words she spoke I believe she's Brazilian, prob mid 20s.

When we went to her room we both undressed she asked me to lie down then rolling a condom on immediately and started sucking. There was barely any suction she was basically just bobbing her head up and down like a chicken. I kept on telling her to suck harder but it wasn't doing anything for me. Barely got a semi but any chance of a full erection died when 10min in her phone started beeping and she said 5min left. Then 5min later it beeped again and she immediately stopped saying time's up :)

That was that. For me it was about as sexual as visiting the dentist and her BJ technique is shit. Never got near her pussy but if you can get an erection on demand Roms are better looking and prob better for that.

A nice turn of phrase!

Offline winkywanky

I think the thing about a 15min quickie is that you have to be pretty confident that you can pop in that time. You almost want to be walking in the door with a boner for her to finish off?

Otherwise some girls will be able to finish you off, and others won't (plus the others, who simply can't be all that bothered with a 15min booking and probably shouldn't even offer it).

Sounds like you got either version 2 or version 3.

Offline peter purves

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Sorry to hear mate!

Just to clarify there was no penetrative sex??  :unknown:

Cheers!!
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Offline smellychip

I think the thing about a 15min quickie is that you have to be pretty confident that you can pop in that time. You almost want to be walking in the door with a boner for her to finish off?

Otherwise some girls will be able to finish you off, and others won't (plus the others, who simply can't be all that bothered with a 15min booking and probably shouldn't even offer it).

Sounds like you got either version 2 or version 3.

Agreed mate, fair enough comments for sure. I just think that even for a quickie you should be able to find a better provider at around the same price or maybe a tenner more.

And to confirm no penetrative sex occurred  :D :D

Offline SunnyBaba69

I think you should give soho walk up a try if youre into a quick pump n dump and prices stars at £30 including blow n sex with so many different options in each flats to choose from rather then plan a.

Offline winkywanky

Good point, and they would specialise in getting blokes 'sorted' within that short a time.