'Rush Surcharge' – and Other Bizarre Special Requirements and Conditions

[Vice Admiral]

Don't girls realise how off-putting it is when they set down eccentric or bossy special conditions?

For example, under her Additional Info tab, Sugarx23 has this:
"PLEASE NOTE:  Any bookings with me last-minute (3 hours before proposed time) will incur a £30 ‘rush’ surcharge."

What would happen to the British economy if all workers applied "rush surcharges"?

It doesn't bear thinking about.

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[Watts.E.Dunn]

Yes excellent customer relations - Not!

Dunno if we're allowd to post this here it's all open and on the web but it appears that the laddies on the SSAFE forum are complaining that business is dead right now?..

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[lewisjones23]

Yes excellent customer relations - Not!

Dunno if we're allowd to post this here it's all open and on the web but it appears that the laddies on the SSAFE forum are complaining that business is dead right now?..

who gives a fuck if it is slow for them

[Global_Punter]

Yes excellent customer relations - Not!

Dunno if we're allowd to post this here it's all open and on the web but it appears that the laddies on the SSAFE forum are complaining that business is dead right now?..

Interesting read, I've noticed loads of discounts on some AW profiles - its definitely slow for some SP's 

I cant be bother 

 

[nigel4498]

Yes excellent customer relations - Not!

Dunno if we're allowd to post this here it's all open and on the web but it appears that the laddies on the SSAFE forum are complaining that business is dead right now?..

I'm not surprised it's slow at the minute considering some of the hoops they impose.
Is it any wonder 

[Global_Punter]

Slightly off topic, I navigated the site and also saw a thread about and over night scammer, this girls do go through a lot - having said that I was scammed by a stripper a while back, so it comes with the territory...

Interesting site 

[daviemac]

Yes excellent customer relations - Not!

Dunno if we're allowd to post this here it's all open and on the web but it appears that the laddies on the SSAFE forum are complaining that business is dead right now?..

Not sure if it's classed as a punting forum, I'll check.   

[freeze44]

Interesting read, I've noticed loads of discounts on some AW profiles - its definitely slow for some SP's 

I cant be bother 

 

Must be the time of year and imagine wg's know it will be slow for a few weeks?

Might be an idea  for them to accept unwanted xmas gifts? Suppose loads of socks not go down to well 

[anyfucker]

Yes excellent customer relations - Not!

Dunno if we're allowd to post this here it's all open and on the web but it appears that the laddies on the SSAFE forum are complaining that business is dead right now?..

just took a look, that threads been going since 29 October 2008 and has 783 pages of whinges.
I guess it's always going to be slow for somebody somewhere.

[daviemac]

It's fine to talk about SAAFE but not to post links.   

[Blackpool Rock]

Personally i'd swerve her for taking the piss whereas if she was slow for business and dropped her rates just to get punters in "Last minute.com" style she would always be busy.
I'm also thinking she may well drop punters bookings to accept a late one for the extra cash 

[king tarzan]

Don't girls realise how off-putting it is when they set down eccentric or bossy special conditions?

For example, under her Additional Info tab, Sugarx23 has this:
"PLEASE NOTE:  Any bookings with me last-minute (3 hours before proposed time) will incur a £30 ‘rush’ surcharge."

What would happen to the British economy if all workers applied "rush surcharges"?

It doesn't bear thinking about.

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I just ignore any nonsense

[Colston36]

Every business I can think of charges extra for certain things. For instance if my clients want me to deliver something fast I charge extra. If you want to catch the train at peak times it costs extra. You can choose to pay or not. It's called normal business.

[Colston36]

Interesting read, I've noticed loads of discounts on some AW profiles - its definitely slow for some SP's 

I cant be bother 

 

It's slow for ALL business. Retailers, for instance, are having a hard time. It's a combination of the election, general uncertainty and the fact that for any business not linked to Christmas things are always slow. Only charities tend to do well. Pussy is not a charity.

[winkywanky]

Quite correct.

Whether, depending on her circumstances a short notice booking actually incurs extra expense for her, or perhaps she just prefers more notice, it's down to her whether she charges more for this or not.

It means she'll generally get more notice from guys booking her, but it also means it'll either piss off or make it impossible for some other guys to book her.

At least she's being up-front about it I guess.

[millbush]

I'm also thinking she may well drop punters bookings to accept a late one for the extra cash 

Exactly she gets £30 and somebody gets shown the kerb.

[winkywanky]

Looking at her additional info, it seems she has a 'day-job' so I should imagine she fits in AW with that, hence the preference for more notice.

Obviously the AW pays a damn sight better than her day-job, but perhaps she does lose out from that if she takes a last-minute AW booking? Depends on what her other job is of course, and how flexible that is, she'd have to get herself away from that and perhaps arrange cover or something?

But it seems she's not full-time doing AW, and doesn't sit somewhere waiting for her phone to ring for a whole day.

[standardpostage]

Never heard of a "Rush Surcharge".

Hope Michael O' Leary of Ryanair doesn't read this site 

[winkywanky]

He doesn't have to, the Ryanair booking algorithm already screws you for every penny.

At the very outset, when you're interested in a flight and come back later to actually book it (perhaps within the same hour), their system knows it's you again, that it has you 'hooked' and will ramp up the price for no good reason. Or, you're late to the game and there's not many seats left now, so the price goes up because they know they're going to fill the plane and they have you over a barrel.

I guess the latter is normal and all carriers will do that, but I have experienced the former and I think it's really shitty.

[Global_Punter]

He doesn't have to, the Ryanair booking algorithm already screws you for every penny.

At the very outset, when you're interested in a flight and come back later to actually book it (perhaps within the same hour), their system knows it's you again, that it has you 'hooked' and will ramp up the price for no good reason. Or, you're late to the game and there's not many seats left now, so the price goes up because they know they're going to fill the plane and they have you over a barrel.

I guess the latter is normal and all carriers will do that, but I have experienced the former and I think it's really shitty.

Flush your cache, use VPN and book flights from a poor country 

 

[Colston36]

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[winkywanky]

Flush your cache, use VPN and book flights from a poor country 

Yes, all that occurred to me after I'd booked for around 50% extra .

As for coming from a poor country, how about being (relatively) poor in a rich country? 

[winkywanky]

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Blimey, the guy's a bigger arsehole than I thought!

[lewisjones23]

Looking at her additional info, it seems she has a 'day-job' so I should imagine she fits in AW with that, hence the preference for more notice.

Obviously the AW pays a damn sight better than her day-job, but perhaps she does lose out from that if she takes a last-minute AW booking? Depends on what her other job is of course, and how flexible that is, she'd have to get herself away from that and perhaps arrange cover or something?

But it seems she's not full-time doing AW, and doesn't sit somewhere waiting for her phone to ring for a whole day.

a lot of them say that sort of shit to appear more intelligent and not only capable of opening their legs for money

English Rebecca for example

[mh]

Rush pricing: The Uber-ification of punting? I don't think we'd complain if the "off peak" price was cut in half to balance...!

[signy]

At least she's being up-front about it I guess.

And, in some ways, that's all I ask. Tell me and I will book or not as I wish.

[winkywanky]

a lot of them say that sort of shit to appear more intelligent and not only capable of opening their legs for money

English Rebecca for example

Sometimes true, but then one wouldn't necessarily want to prejudge, would one?

[freeze44]

Rush pricing: The Uber-ification of punting? I don't think we'd complain if the "off peak" price was cut in half to balance...!

  true that! Seen a few wg's that offer prices at less than standard for 'off peak' but be good to do a bit more and can be a good hook!

[MilleMiglia]

Going back to when Ski Bunnies was in it's prime, you used to see a lot of offers, along the lines of "Book for 4 days or more, and I'll pay my own air fare". Golden Bunnies was similar before it went down.

[Colston36]

a lot of them say that sort of shit to appear more intelligent and not only capable of opening their legs for money

English Rebecca for example

I have never met English Rebecca but don't see her writing shit - certainly not compared to some of the illiterate guff that comes up on here. Also

[king tarzan]

I have never met English Rebecca but don't see her writing shit - certainly not compared to some of the illiterate guff that comes up on here. Also

Fully agreed eyes of a hawk 🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊

[lewisjones23]

I have never met English Rebecca but don't see her writing shit - certainly not compared to some of the illiterate guff that comes up on here. Also

it is the lies that she comes out with that people take issue with

[scutty brown]

Don't girls realise how off-putting it is when they set down eccentric or bossy special conditions?

For example, under her Additional Info tab, Sugarx23 has this:
"PLEASE NOTE:  Any bookings with me last-minute (3 hours before proposed time) will incur a £30 ‘rush’ surcharge."

What would happen to the British economy if all workers applied "rush surcharges"?

It doesn't bear thinking about.

External Link/Members Only

She must be a plumber

[scutty brown]

Yes excellent customer relations - Not!

Dunno if we're allowd to post this here it's all open and on the web but it appears that the laddies on the SSAFE forum are complaining that business is dead right now?..

(Link removed)

that thread has been running for six ten years or so.........

[scutty brown]

Not sure if it's classed as a punting forum, I'll check.   

Oldadmin certainly allowed -some- links to SAAFE, he didn't delete the handful that I posted

It's fine to talk about SAAFE but not to post links.   

OK, if thats the rules, thats the rules

[winkywanky]

She must be a plumber

 

[Gordon Bennett]

I thought it was called "Surge Pricing"? Rush pricing doesn't sound quite as sophisticated.... I'd rather surge at a lady, rushing a lady sounds a bit iffy.

[Blackpool Rock]

Rush pricing: The Uber-ification of punting? I don't think we'd complain if the "off peak" price was cut in half to balance...!

I'm trying to work out what Red cab would make of this if he was still posting 
Probably be quite conflicted as on the one hand anything Uber sent him into a maddened froth whereas on the other hand he liked telling girls to put their prices up 

[lewisjones23]

I'm trying to work out what Red cab would make of this if he was still posting 
Probably be quite conflicted as on the one hand anything Uber sent him into a maddened froth whereas on the other hand he liked telling girls to put their prices up 

  

[CheeseBoard]

Rush pricing: The Uber-ification of punting? I don't think we'd complain if the "off peak" price was cut in half to balance...!

Dusty phone discount 

[winkywanky]

She must be a plumber

She can sort out a sticky ball-cock.

[Rochelle]

a lot of them say that sort of shit to appear more intelligent and not only capable of opening their legs for money

English Rebecca for example

Many say it because it's true. Is it so hard to believe that some have full-time jobs and escort on the side?

[millbush]

Many say it because it's true. Is it so hard to believe that some have full-time jobs and escort on the side?

Yes cannot see a benefit in making up another job.

[Moresomes]

Yes cannot see a benefit in making up another job.

You mean like being a doctor, or owning a large site like UKP ?   

[lewisjones23]

Many say it because it's true. Is it so hard to believe that some have full-time jobs and escort on the side?

why do the ones who make it up do it?

Same with degree educated shite on their AW 

What difference does it make to how good a shag they are?

[winkywanky]

Same with degree educated shite on their AW 

To be fair, it's possible many of them do have degrees.

Being able to spell properly let alone string a few coherent sentences together is not a pre-requisite these days, nor is being able to add up to any particular degree, hence the chaotic price structures many of them have.

And not forgetting a propensity for the misuse of apostrophes and the word 'defiantly', as well as 'I am a fiesty women'  .

[millbush]

You mean like being a doctor, or owning a large site like UKP ?   

I apologise for being more intelligent and successful than you but that's life.

[Rochelle]

To be fair, it's possible many of them do have degrees.

Being able to spell properly let alone string a few coherent sentences together is not a pre-requisite these days, nor is being able to add up to any particular degree, hence the chaotic price structures many of them have.

And not forgetting a propensity for the misuse of apostrophes and the word 'defiantly', as well as 'I am a fiesty women'  .

That word isn't hyphenated.

[winkywanky]

Yes, but I don't have a degree  .

[winkywanky]

PS - PM me a link to your AW profile for me to proof-read it.

I dare you!