Star 69 - Time-waster - Nottingham

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I haven’t punted in a good 2 or 3 years. Today I decided to get back in the arena as I rarely have a clear opportunity these days.

After searching available ladies in the area, I saw “Simone” was available today. Always had fancied a go on this one. Reviews weren’t great based on her apparently being a lot larger than her pics a year or so ago,  but looking at recent pics, thought she looked pretty good. Plus £70 all in (according to her profile including rimming and anal).

I phoned her mid afternoon to find out what time she worked until. I spoke to a very nice lady who appeared to be her “receptionist” who said 11pm... great for me, don’t have to rush a punt in mid-afternoon... go home, chill out, shower and go at a more relaxing pace. She texted me the postcode and advised that now we’d spoken I just needed to text when I was ready and we could sort the booking then. Cut to 9pm, I’m all set... gave her a quick call. No reply. Ah well, must be busy, not to worry. 2 mins later I get a missed call from her. Phone back, speak to the same lady and sort out a meeting at her place for 10.15pm. I confirmed that it was £70 for half an hour (yes), and did that include a-levels? Hesitancy at the other end of the phone... “I do anal, but you pay for my time and services are at my discretion”. At MY discretion (the receptionist act fails, but never mind). I thought “won’t get anal then, but ah well”. It’s bloody cold, car frozen over... I think “oh can I be arsed to scrape it, and drive 15 miles?”. My balls say “yes my lad, get thee to your scraper”. I drive all the bloody way into Nottingham.

I arrive at 10pm, 15mins early. I call her. No reply. I am early so not too worried. Send a friendly text to advise I am here and ready when she is. Phone again at ten past. Nothing. No worries. I phone at 10.15pm (bloody freezing my balls off sat on a dark road in Nottingham). She answers. “Are you ready?” I ask. “Ready for what?”. Is the (slightly indignant) response. I explain how we had spoken earlier, and then less than an hour ago. She claimed to know nothing about it. “Oh, it must have been my receptionist you spoke to”. It wasn’t. I am 99.9% certain that I spoke to the same woman three times. “Tell you what, give me 2 minutes, I’ll call you back” she says. At this point my head overruled my balls (diminished by the punting fear and the cold) and I thought “fuck it” and drove the 15 miles home. Good job I did too as I am STILL waiting for the call back.

In summary, absolutely wasted my time. Couldn’t remember about a booking made within an hour. Lied about “receptionist”. Crossed off hotlist. Loved the 30 mile round trip in the icy conditions.

The positive is that I still have the money in my pocket, so will try again with someone else when I get the opportunity.

[twiglet]

Sounds like you had a lucky escape.
She’s been about for years and I really wanted to see her years ago. I’m glad I didn’t in the end.

She must be older than 36 now. By the look of it still cashing in on the porn star status and fucking people about.
Hope you manage to find someone who makes it worthwhile soon

[geostorm1]

Sad that you gad a couple years out and come back to this shit experience - I say find someone well reviewed on here who is genuine and sticks to their bookings and spend that cash on someone better

[Picti]

Sorry to hear this, but especially after a layoff, come back on here and update. She has more negatives than anything else, and a lot of critical comments.

She looks as though she's lost a lot of weight and looks emaciated.