Sexylicious_Slut - Canary Wharf

[el-fei]

I'll start off by saying that I've failed to meet a good English girl and this has probably completely put me off them for good so I'll keep this short.

Her profile states she is into a lot of things and offers a PSE. Her pictures don't really match, she may be curvy but she's short, chubby with a cesarian scar and a tattoo on her stomach.

I was attracted by her Northern accent, she has a nice apartment shared with someone. I could hear them from the room. It was a boring and restricted service I was told not to touch her pussy with my hands and not to go anywhere near her arsehole. I gently went past it at one point and she freaked out. The RO was crap, she was tilting her hips away from me as much as possible and it lasted all of a minute. The oral was dull as well. Got onto sex which she had a watch of TV at same time and then change of position till I came. Wanted to go again but she said no, I'm too tired and I think I squirted on you... (as if). She gave me a hand job into her mouth for the second time.

In between I had gentle massage, which was really nice, just the chat was boring. I think I got asked what I did for work 3 times. I was also constantly told how tired she was.

Rubbish.

Massive shame... maybe we didn't click... I don't see how she has so many great reviews.
Canary Wharf has been a waste of time and money in my experience.


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[el-fei]

External Link/Members Only sorry

[dami3n]

Massive shame... maybe we didn't click... I don't see how she has so many great reviews.
Canary Wharf has been a waste of time and money in my experience.
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shame you had a bad experience mate, clicking has nothing to do with it, providing a service to a customer at the minimum requires a standard effort, IF you 'click' and it's a really good day then maybe she may even go above and beyond and you get a stellar punt and want to come back for more or recommend her to others

you should not get a sub par experience because you didn't click - in my experience such a service is standard mode of operation for that WG.

hate - hate to align with any negative stereotype but the only time I've chimed in on an 'english WG' debate was to say the ones I'd tried didnt make an effort and were amongst my worst, I've seen two the first of which was drunk and aggresive and questioned me about work and I left without punting in a 90 minute booking, the second which was exactly as you've described, non representative pictures, tatty grimy outfit, cum once, "I'm tired", "I'm not a robot" while she flicked her phone the whole time and lined up the next sucker ...I don't think I'm keen to find out if I'll be third time lucky so I'll generally avoid them

[mystery7]

I've seen her. Exactly the same happened to me. I prefer EE girls, haven't punted a good UK girl yet. She wasn't awful, just not worth £150

[password02]

I've seen her. Exactly the same happened to me. I prefer EE girls, haven't punted a good UK girl yet. She wasn't awful, just not worth £150

You would have saved the OP £150 had you put up a NEGATIVE review here on UKP

[mystery7]

I did you douche. Her name was Jenna then, she's in my reviews. Don't be so quick to act a twat!!!

[password02]

I sincerely am very sorry as I am to stupid to look properly - looking at all your 4 reviews I could not see the WG name in question.

You see what I did there, I wrote a few sentences without calling any one names.

We can all write nasty words and call members names, sometimes its better to take on board a mistake here and there and move on.

 

[mystery7]

I'm sorry I haven't shagged as many escorts as you with my 4 reviews. Check naughty blonde Jenna on there, should find what your looking for. End of conversation

[abdul]

External Link/Members Only sorry

Sorry to see here you wasted money with an English lady, can't believe it. To be honest I never had a bad session with any English lady but she seems here totally different attitude I shall avoid this profile for sure.

[Jimmyredcab]

No face picture and £150 an hour, not for me in a zillion light years. 

[Bartolomeo]

Glad I didn't see her now...I think panel or someone recommended her last year when i was looking for busty enthusiastic blonde recommendation, maybe she was good then...anyway she's off my hotlist

[mightymunce]

I only looked at her profile today and thought "methinks younare worth a fumble"
Thanks fellow brethren

[el-fei]

I've heard of Naughty Blonde Jenna being awful. I didn't realise it was the same girl! Damn. Are we sure its the same girl? She had a massive cesarean scar as well.

[helmsdale]

She must be jaded now as her past AW feedback looks genuine enough. However, one her recent field reports is one of those 'treat her well guys..I will not go into intimate details ' type reports which many of the sharpest posters on here consider to be a red flag as they are almost certainly written by the service provider herself.

A quick get to know you chat on arrival and formalities over it was off to the shower to freshen up before the main activities. I will not go into intimate details as I consider these private between Jenna and myself and out of respect to Jenna. Treat Jenna with courtesy and respect and she'll most definitely reciprocate and take to you heaven and beyond.

I received all the services I expected, with passion. Jenna is not only drop dead gorgeous but sexy a hell with a fantastic arse breasts to die for and a delicious warm wet pussy. She is an extremely passionate and enthusiastic lover and is most definitely the sexylicious kinky slut she professes to be in her profile.

Treat her well guys and you'll be rewarded ten fold.

I'm delighted to learn the Jenna is planning to be in the London area throughout January and I can't wait to meet with her again. Thanks Hun for the perfect New Year's Eve treat and I really look forward meet with you again. xx

[Andy-ShyGuy]

She was in my area today for one day only...dropped a polite email this morning as her profile mentions foot fetish a few times and this is now one of the 'main events' for me on a punt.  As my options are limited I like to make sure of things before going ahead.   I asked her the following:
If her tits are real or enhanced
If her Virgin Atlantic uniform is real or a copy from a sex shop
If  can get an oily foot job from her, and cum on her feet

I also suggested a time to meet. 

All I get back is a one-line email saying the time was fine and to call around midday to confirm. 

I replied saying great, could she please respond to my earlier questions...2 hrs later I log back on to see she has read the mail an hour earlier and deleted it without replying. 

At this point I gave up...and having just read this thread I am counting it as a bullet dodged....really pisses me off when prossies expect £100 for half an hour's work but can't be bothered to communicate properly beforehand. 

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