Eliza Love ME - Miltons Keynes - good but short time

[CardinalSin]

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I saw Eliza in Milton Keynes, behind what used to be Staples - standard MK punting territory. I think I paid £100 for the hour, but she's now in Leamington Spa and charging £120.

I phoned to book 90 minutes ahead, but Eliza just said she'd send me a text. The booking process was entirely text, not really a good sign. I was sent the postcode, then once there the building number and then finally the flat number.

Eliza greeted my in black basque and heels, she was around 5'6" slim, with small breasts and shortish curly hair, which was wet - fair enough as I was probably the first customer of the day. Her English is poor but much better than some. Agewise - maybe 32 rather than 28 but only the usual prossie-years age warp.

Then into the a very dark room with a dim red lightbulb. She disappeared for a few minutes telling me to take my clothes off. The flat wasn't the greatest in MK, but was clean and tidy.

When she returned, she went straight into very nice imaginative French kissing (not DFK, but some of the FK I've had). She kissed me all over, and was going for OWO when I asked for a condom (strictly 'oral with' for me), then a decent blowjob that I had to get her to break away from a couple of time. She then lay on top of me kissing me, and then kissing some more.

Sex in several positions, cowgirl was good with her bending down to kiss me and pinning me down with her hands.

I was done in about 30 minutes, and then that was about it. Lots of smiles, and a gentle clean up but seemingly no second round on offer. She thanked me for coming and then left me to put my clothes on. When she returned, more smiles and friendliness but I left 25m early. At the end, she seemed headed for the shower, with a towel wrapped around her, and she stripped the bedspread off the bed to reveal another identical one underneath. She had been in the room for perhaps 26-27 minutes out of the 35!.

So, truly excellent service with lots of really great kissing, but way short on time.

Eliza is slim with small round breasts that don't drop a millimetre when standing, slim, with curly medium length hair. The amateur photos on Adultwork are a good reflection of what you get, but don't do her face justice. Some minor mummy-tummy perhaps, which might account for her keeping the lights so low.

Despite the appalling early finish, this is unquestionably a positive review as if she were still in MK, I'd be back - but only for 30 minutes.

Probably the most expensive but best half hour punt I've had. Rather a great 30 minutes than a rubbish hour, so not a bad punt.

[Yellowman1]

Sounds like you had fun but maybe should be a neutral due to the massive short changing with time ?

[CardinalSin]

Yes - I thought going neutral. I think I go err towards positive being 'would I recommend' (given the flaws stated), rather than strictly how my experience was. Really I should rate on my experience in that hour (not half hour) rather than with recommendation status. If you've read it and feel neutral then the review's work is done and you shouldn't go.

If she were still in the area I would be back for 30 minutes, and I've only deliberately made a second visit to two girls in 15+ years of this. Two visits to one Hungarian, one british, plus an accidental second visit to an unmemorable Romanian who I'd forgotten I'd seen, who remembered me and was poor for I guess the second time. Normally a second visit would be for longer, but not in this case.

[Fuzzyduck]

Good review, thank you. Did you not mention the time disparity? It might have been a genuine misunderstanding that she thought you had a 30 min booking or, more likely, she was rinsing you.

[CardinalSin]

Good review, thank you. Did you not mention the time disparity? It might have been a genuine misunderstanding that she thought you had a 30 min booking or, more likely, she was rinsing you.

I didn't, and I should have. It is possible that that she had simply misremembered the length of the booking.

All it would have taken was for me to say 'hey, come over here for a cuddle, we've still got another half hour.', it's unlikely she'd have taken offence as otherwise it was in all ways an immensely enthusiastic performance. The worst she's have said was 'Sorry it's a come once service'.

[contentguy]

I didn't, and I should have. It is possible that that she had simply misremembered the length of the booking.

All it would have taken was for me to say 'hey, come over here for a cuddle, we've still got another half hour.', it's unlikely she'd have taken offence as otherwise it was in all ways an immensely enthusiastic performance. The worst she's have said was 'Sorry it's a come once service'.

I really appreciate your review.
Time stealing is a real bugbear of mine.  I’d have probably given her a neutral if I liked her, but in my heart, felt it was negative.  You coulda this, she coulda that, but you paid for an hour and got less than half of that.

I wonder if you’d get longer than 15 mins in a 30 min session.

Either way.  Your review your rating.
But don’t underestimate this lovely lady’s agenda to take your money and shove you out the door with a smile, cheeky kiss and a “come back soon sucker” farewell.

Just saying.

Guy

[RandomGuy99]

Bookings being shortened seems to be a bit of a theme emerging in recent positive reviews.  It's a little worrying that people are giving positive reviews and getting significantly less time than they paid for.  Should at best be a neutral.

[contentguy]

Agree, she’s offering 120/hour but she’s actually 240/hour and ....

I’ve said enough..


Guy

[Avg_Joe]

Thanks for the review and honest report of time stealing.... that's enough for me to consider this a negative and red card her from my searches, i cant be fucking arsed with bullshit like that

[DrConners]

Thanks for the review and honest report of time stealing.... that's enough for me to consider this a negative and red card her from my searches, i cant be fucking arsed with bullshit like that

I've found another reason to call bullshit on her profile Joe.

Hi Mr Sin, sorry to bump your review  - Only reason is that her profile appeared in a search on AW in my local punting area.

I'm not looking to make any bookings at the moment - But I am looking, as I'm sure many of us are.

I thought your review was fair - I understand your point about the fact it was cut extremely short but the time you had was a positive.

Others have already made fair comments about this also.

You didn't make specific observations about the resemblances between the girl you met & the girl featured in the main profile pictures.

Well other than this :

The amateur photos on Adultwork are a good reflection of what you get, but don't do her face justice. Some minor mummy-tummy perhaps, which might account for her keeping the lights so low.

Which is fine, but in itself maybe a little misleading ? I assure you I'm not criticising you - Simply trying to add some clarifiction.

The main pictures on the profile have been stolen, they are of a model called "Sophie O'Neil" - Proof below.

I've added one of the other pictures from her gallery as well for comparision.

Cheers.

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[DrConners]

And this picture also comes up on a reverse image search on Yandex. Again stolen from the same model.



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[Avg_Joe]

cheers 

as always.... if it looks too good to be true.... !!