Author Topic: Relaxing and Sport Massage - Doncaster  (Read 5474 times)

Offline Bertie_Dastard

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Reviewed as my experience was somewhat different to Cleat's review.

Only a few days after Cleats saw this lady I was in town and was supposed to be having a bit of an afternoon sesh with a mate of mine, who cried off only after I'd been waiting in the pub for a couple of pints.  I could have headed straight home, but decided "fuck it" and fired up Google Translate to send a message to the Galya in the advert - her English isn't too great, but she responds well to texted screenshots of Google Translated Russian. Forty minutes after texting, I was knocking on a door at the town end of South Parade - not too far from the Hall Cross, as it happens, where I was drinking at the time.  Obviously I wasn't driving, but there's a car park where the old Odeon Cinema used to stand withing walking distance, or metered parking within walking distance - Thorne Road or Chequer Road.

The lady herself...well, think Barbara Windsor.  Regrettably, not in her Carry On days, more the EastEnders Years.  I'd guess about 60 with long, bottle-blonde hair.  But hey, it's not looks that matter, right...right???

However, she's very pleasant and polite, despite the language barrier.  She showed me up a couple of flights of stairs to her flat, which is clean and warm.

**WARNING TO ARACHNOPHOBES**

She has a tank in her room with a fucking big spider in it!!!

I handed over the £30 for the hour and she motioned me to undress.  When I removed my boxers she did look very pointedly at my cock and smiled, which gave me a hint that there was more on offer than just a relaxing massage.

Face down on the bed (not a massage table) and she knelt next to me and started stroking.  On the back and shoulders it was actually very relaxing, but in a matter of minutes she was stroking my balls and reaching under to my cock, which was reacting.  I would say no more than 10 minutes before the massage was actually her just teasing my (now hard) dick.  She motioned for me to roll over, and started stroking up and down before quickly removing her top to reveal a low-cut bra and she started a tit wank.   Didn't take long for the bra to come off and I started playing with her tits, and she guided me to squeeze harder. 

Then she got off the bed and started fumbling in a drawer.  Out came a condom.

"Aye aye," thinks I, "wasn't expecting this.

She sad "yes?" and I agreed, and she put it on with her mouth and started giving me very acceptable OW.  Now I find it hard to come with a bag on, but she must have something, because I found myself popping in pretty short order.  She took off the condom and cleaned me with a wipe, then carried on playing with my cock before getting rid of her leggings and knickers to start kissing and licking my balls and cock, while I was fingering her and rubbing her clit.  Before too long, she had taken me in her mouth properly and sucked me off again without a bag, letting me cum in her mouth...and yes, she swallowed.

More playing and I was still hard, before she applied some oil to me and started wanking me off....I'll admit I was close, but a third pop just wasn't in me, and after a while said that I was done.  She did try her best though!

Dressed and ready to go after about 50 minutes or so.  No further payment was ever discussed, but I gave her a tenner tip which she seemed happy with. 

I do think sex would have been on the cards, if I'd worked out how to ask, but all things considered even though she's no looker, naked massage, oral with, followed by oral without, cum in mouth and swallow with a wank-off to follow for thirty quid and a voluntary tenner tip is fucking good value by anyone's measure!!

I know she gave me far more than Cleats when her reviewed her.  Maybe she was just in a really good mood, or perhaps I'm just so fucking handsome that she couldn't resist...just bear in mind that 2 reviews in a short space of time recounted very different services offered.

Would I go back?  Probably not.  I think I've found my SP of choice, and if I'd been a touch soberer I'd have jumped on a train and spent a bit more money on someone significantly more drop-dead breathtaking, but for a very cheap blowjob, Galya's your girl!!


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Good review and great value for money-cheers for sharing. :thumbsup:

Offline filthy.john

FUCK!

I actually gave this one a miss in favour of Ginnaree yesterday! What. A. Fucking. Plonker!!!! :diablo:

Offline Bertie_Dastard

You must hate me pal!!

First you go to Ginnaree because of my review, then I didn't put this on for a couple of weeks so you didn't see it in time...I'm a terrible, terrible man...

Offline filthy.john

You must hate me pal!!

First you go to Ginnaree because of my review, then I didn't put this on for a couple of weeks so you didn't see it in time...I'm a terrible, terrible man...

 :lol: :D :lol:

I read the ad - considered the lack of English in conjunction with all the blurb that suggested a more than legit service and decided to give it a swerve.... I shall be giving her a bash later this week though for sure!

Offline Cleats

Fighter boy!  :D You may well be more handsome, then again, maybe not.  :D

Well done on getting a bit more, my question to you mate, how many had you drank?  :D  :D

Offline Bertie_Dastard

I'd taken it easy!!  2 or 3...certainly no more than 5!  :drinks:

Offline Bertie_Dastard

:lol: :D :lol:

I read the ad - considered the lack of English in conjunction with all the blurb that suggested a more than legit service and decided to give it a swerve.... I shall be giving her a bash later this week though for sure!
A third review of services offered would be interesting mate...

Offline Darkepool

Great review thanks. I'm tempted by this one, what's her body like?  Nice tits?

Cheers...

Offline Bertie_Dastard

Honestly mate, you're really not paying for the view. There's  (probably) none of us here an Adonis so I'm probably not on each to talk, but the lady is 60 if she's a day and hasn't fared too well. Big tits, if that's what you're into, but I'd advise you to close your eyes, think of Sharon in Accounts and enjoy an, in all fairness, really quite enjoyable blow job...or massage, depending on the service you get!

Offline Bertie_Dastard

Honestly mate, you're really not paying for the view. There's  (probably) none of us here an Adonis so I'm not one to talk, but the lady is 60 if she's a day and hasn't fared too well. Big tits, if that's what you're into, but I'd advise you to close your eyes, think of Sharon in Accounts and enjoy an, in all fairness, really quite enjoyable blow job...or massage, depending on the service you get!

Offline Darkepool

Cheers for that Fighterboy... I'll give it some thought then... 👍

Offline BadLad500

Thanks for review Fighterboy, if I get opportunity I may look at giving it a go. You mentioned about parking on old Odeon Cinema, but whereabouts is that in relation to the address please, because with not being from Doncaster & not knowing the area at all I have no idea where that is

Offline Bertie_Dastard

If you're getting there but Sat Nav it's on a big crossroads. The car park is diagonally opposite the address.

Be sure to go to 18 South Parade, NOT 18 Regent Square! Your Sat Nav may get confuzzled!

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Offline pendylum

Honestly mate, you're really not paying for the view. There's  (probably) none of us here an Adonis so I'm probably not on each to talk, but the lady is 60 if she's a day and hasn't fared too well. Big tits, if that's what you're into, but I'd advise you to close your eyes, think of Sharon in Accounts and enjoy an, in all fairness, really quite enjoyable blow job...or massage, depending on the service you get!

Would you say she’s overweight? Or just looking very old with big boobs?

Offline Prince charming

Not far from Boris johnsons gaff then.

Offline Bertie_Dastard

Would you say she’s overweight? Or just looking very old with big boobs?
Not massively overweight, but if you wanted to buy her a gym pass for Christmas it probably wouldn't go amiss...product of age though pal, like a lot of us I'd suspect!  :D


Offline filthy.john

A third review of services offered would be interesting mate...

I saw her yesterday....

Quite what to make of it, I dont know. I'm disturbed and amazed (but not in a good way really) in equal measure.

I'd mark it a positive for value but everything else about it - well, its not neutral, its not negative - it's just 'disturbing' and warrants a category of its own.

Odd place... I'd tried to see her the day before but despite text message exchanges, going to the door 3 times there was no response.

I then received a deluge of texts later in the day - bizarre texts - inviting me back.

So I went.

Through the door and up the well worn concrete steps - very Victorian in a Charles Dickens kinda way and into the apartment.

The bed was well used and very little support. The woman - well... 70 if not older.

The likeness to Babs Windsor as Peggy Mitchell is not a bad one. She also has hallmarks of the Russian Bond villain from Dr No - the one with the spiked shoe albeit this one has Babs Windsor blonde hair.

She's Bulgarian and has very little English.

Massage was perfunctory and crap. There was reach under and noises from her annd then she proceeded to give me a damn good rimming. I was up on all fours - rimming and wanking.

Turned me over - offered a covered blowjob - accepted and then a fuck, her on top sideways on, then doggy style and took it well.

A bit of a rest and then started wanking me off again and offered me another fuck but went for covered blowjob again which wasnt doing it so I went DIY whist she gave me a rimming and a good ball licking.


£40 paid.

You read that right - £40!

The sight of this heavily tattooed, chunky Peggy Mitchell however - well - it really turned me off towards the end and I just dont know how to categorise it.

She also has others in the apartment who seem to be in the kitchen whilst she's fucking you. Oh - and there are tanks of perhaps mammals or snakes or maybe spiders - I dont know. I didnt study them enough 'cos I'd frankly been mind blown enough already!

I womt return but if you fancy some very cheap pensioner action - well - you wot go far wrong.