External Link/Members OnlyI know this is in Wales, but there's hardly any reviews in North Wales, and it's just over the border from Cheshire.
Maybe after all these years of enjoying sensual massage with women, men and everything in between, I'm turning into the Craig Revel Horwood of massage parlours.
(Don't pretend you don't watch strictly cum dancing, even just to see Oti Mabuse'😮)
Like I've said before, younger and easily pleased punters might say this should be a positive, but I'm gradually realising that for me there are certain ingredients that the session should include to make it perfect for me.
I'm an ol' codger and as I get older I definitely need some teasing during the massage and also the finger up the channel during the H.E........In this case it didn't happen so for ME it's a neutral.
Been here before and always been offered extras, despite the notice on the wall saying dont ask for extras 😮,
but always got a bit annoyed in the past with the silly prices they first quoted.
Always spoils the mood when you have to haggle😣.
Price.... £35 for 1 hour.... Just walked in.
Didn't get the lady's name..... Attractive in uniform, possibly in 40's??
First big plus was the fabulous heated massage bed.
Didn't bother with towel.....massage was OK... Nothing special and no real teasing, despite my huge penis obviously sticking down between my legs in all its glory ( with the benefit of my trusty cock ring).....disappointed!
Eventuality turned over with the aforementioned huge penis flapping in the breeze and pulsating madly😮
Still nothing very sensual going on, eventually came the question do you want extras.... (What do you think chuck... Are you blind.?)
At least the prices were clear.... HR £20, B to B £80.
Chose HR and had a pretty standard HR with a few of the usual oohs and ahhs ?????, but unfortunately nothing approaching the bum.
Good shower to finish.
It was all quite neutral all round and reasonable price, but for me, definitely not FAB-U-LOUS darling!
