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Cost Zero - but charges £300 for a 1hr outcall
Age Early/Mid 20's
Looks Cute face 7/10, nice body if not quite up to the photo-shopped agency pics 7/10
Services DFK OWO Zombie impersonation...
Attitude Jekyll & Hyde
Ordered a hotel delivery from Diva - Had a couple of these last few visits to London and had great times with them.
This one started out fine but soon plummeted into the depths.
On entry I was more that happy with what turned up at my hotel room door. She bounced into the room all smiles and happy, started dancing to the music I had on, gave me a DFK.
I could taste alcohol on her breath but no problem as I was about to open a bottle of wine
Her opening line was ''I dont look like an escort girl''. She was wearing, a hoodie, jeans and trainers, like she was ready to go for pizza with her mates. In my book nothing wrong with coming to an outcall dressed like that, doesnt raise eyebrows walking past reception.
Within 2 minutes she had her kit off telling me she wants to be fucked, all good so far...
Anyway - she jumps on me, we fall onto the bed, DFK, 2 fingers in the pussy, 69, great wet OWO.
Jumps up and says ''do you want to fuck me''. Well Im not going to say no am I, thats the only reason she is in my hotel room.
She down a glass of wine, says she has to go the the bathroom. On her return she says she is hungry, fair enough dont mind feeding the girl. Pack of strawberries in the fridge we much on together passing them back and forth to each others mouths with lots of tongue action.
She downs another glass of wine and wanders off the the bathroom. On reappearence she has changed from bubbly to sullen with a glazed stare on her face.
Saying 'this is weird' and answering all my questions with 'it doesnt matter'
Soon after entering it was obvious she'd had a drink but certainly not drunk just slightly merry.
Now Im thinking she is on something.
For the next 10 minutes I try to talk to her.
Whats your name? It doent matter
Where in London do you live? It doesnt matter
'It doesnt matter' was the answer to all my questions, even when I changed tack to her favourite music, food etc
All this time she is munching the contents of the mini bar, toblerone, kit kat, minstrels are all going down at a rate of knots
I call Diva. All they said is if I had a problem I should have called within the first 5 minutes to cancel - as it was 45 mins into the appointment it was my problem. WFT
They asked to speak to Mylene, who wouldnt or couldnt and hung up on them.
She then went from kissing me to curling up on the bed in the fetal position, wandering around the room like a zombie.
On the 1hr 10 min mark she started to dress & done something on her phone. I asked if she had called a taxi? She looked at me as if I had just walked into the room.
At this point I was just wanting rid of her but concerned for her safety if she left in this condition.
Still getting no sense out of her so I could get her a taxi home. No chance she was in her own world.
She left my room looking like shit, with her knickers and bra in her bag as she had left them on the floor when trying to get dressed.
I offered to walk her out of the hotel to get a cab....her answer??? Youve guessed it.. ''it doesnt matter''
I called Diva after she left. They said they dont know if any of their girls take drugs. She is listed as a party girl so probably they do.
All they did was appologise & said they would call the girl for her side of the story and let me know.
To Diva's credit they did call back 15 min later but hadnt been able to contact the girl, Im not surprised.
They didnt seem overly concerned about her safety!
Conclusion - If she was sober and drug free Im sure she would have been a firecracker in the sack.
Having never used any sort of recreational drugs Im at a bit of a loss on this one, perhaps someone can enlighten me???
Recommendation - Enter at your own risk
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