Hottest sluts in town

[Stanford97]

I haven’t logged in for several months and I doubt I’ll be sober enough to analyse reviews until the next decade (goodbye noughties). Any hints at who the hottest chicks around are at the mo would be greatly appreciated.

I’m amazed that nobody is reviewing Megan_sexy25 and Melty at Diva, these should be two prize additions to anybody’s collection; _submissivelauren_ is also the best bj I’ve ever had.

[johnsanders]

So true about Megan_sexy 25. I have such a great time every time I go see her.

[Stanford97]

Please also let me know about any HOD bashing or crazy threads that have taken place recently.

[bhudda]

I haven’t logged in for several months and I doubt I’ll be sober enough to analyse reviews until the next decade (goodbye noughties). Any hints at who the hottest chicks around are at the mo would be greatly appreciated.

I’m amazed that nobody is reviewing Megan_sexy25 and Melty at Diva, these should be two prize additions to anybody’s collection; _submissivelauren_ is also the best bj I’ve ever had.

you must be as drunk as you claim - it's not been the noughties for very nearly 10 years now 

[Jeffe]

Melty is away till the end of Jan, I saw her with Pantera and it was a good fun duo 

May have to repeat when they are back

[Stanford97]

you must be as drunk as you claim - it's not been the noughties for very nearly 10 years now

I’ve got to get away from these retards if I’m going to keep on contributing to UKP. If I’d realised the divine Bhudda [sic] (in whatever incarnation) was either so thick or such a swamp life dork, I’d have never taken such an introverted tangent as to be a rampant whore fucker wanting to post anonymous reviews about some superfluous moment of chakra fuelling irrelevance.

Every day I’m waking up with a blitzed liver and the lack of contribution to this thread makes me want to go piss my money up some other wall. I appreciate that I’m starting to sound like a twat or prima donna but if nobody can direct me to some sort of amusement I’ll just go off and merrily blow my dollars in another world (for a short while anyway).

PS. I have been sober enough to check that the great blasphemer Siddharta’s contributions to this forum are deserving of a mighty stoning (unless this is too occidental of course).

[Bloody foreigner]

I can recommend this one if you are after GFE

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Check my review for face pictures, because she blurred all of them on her profile. Used to work from the flat in Mill Hil, but looks like now works only from hotels.

[RAJEC]

I’ve got to get away from these retards if I’m going to keep on contributing to UKP. If I’d realised the divine Bhudda [sic] (in whatever incarnation) was either so thick or such a swamp life dork, I’d have never taken such an introverted tangent as to be a rampant whore fucker wanting to post anonymous reviews about some superfluous moment of chakra fuelling irrelevance.

Every day I’m waking up with a blitzed liver and the lack of contribution to this thread makes me want to go piss my money up some other wall. I appreciate that I’m starting to sound like a twat or prima donna but if nobody can direct me to some sort of amusement I’ll just go off and merrily blow my dollars in another world (for a short while anyway).

PS. I have been sober enough to check that the great blasphemer Siddharta’s contributions to this forum are deserving of a mighty stoning (unless this is too occidental of course).

 

[bhudda]

I’ve got to get away from these retards if I’m going to keep on contributing to UKP. If I’d realised the divine Bhudda [sic] (in whatever incarnation) was either so thick or such a swamp life dork, I’d have never taken such an introverted tangent as to be a rampant whore fucker wanting to post anonymous reviews about some superfluous moment of chakra fuelling irrelevance.

Every day I’m waking up with a blitzed liver and the lack of contribution to this thread makes me want to go piss my money up some other wall. I appreciate that I’m starting to sound like a twat or prima donna but if nobody can direct me to some sort of amusement I’ll just go off and merrily blow my dollars in another world (for a short while anyway).

PS. I have been sober enough to check that the great blasphemer Siddharta’s contributions to this forum are deserving of a mighty stoning (unless this is too occidental of course).

Sounds like you need a nice cup of tea and a valium