External Link/Members OnlyHad a morning free recently so thought I'd swing by Siriporn.
Planning:Tried calling their number but phone was off. Tried again 20 mins later and got through, arranged to be there in 10 mins. The door was locked when I arrived and had to knock. I was greeted by a girl I'd never seen before - Lisa. She took me to the desk and asked how long, etc. £35 for the hour which she took and showed me to the room.
The experience:I was expecting her to show me to the room and tell me another girl would be in shortly - but she started preparing the bed and told me to get my clothes off. I was pretty happy - she looks younger than the other girls I've seen at Siriporn and she's pretty attractive. Of course, I'm terrible at guessing Thai girl ages so who knows whether I'm right.
She left me for a few mins and then came in to get started. She had a bit of a moan about opening times - apparently it's 11am and not 10am as advertised on the site. After that, she got to work. She asked me whether I wanted hard or soft and I opted for hard. Was almost regretting it a minute later when she started and she was digging her elbows and knees into my back. She didn't go easy on me
I made a couple of minor attempts to chat with her but she was all business. Short answers and not much else. The other girls I've seen there are pretty chatty but this one wasn't at all. I can live with it though, and just let her do her work.
After that, she got started with the hot oil, soft hand stuff. She worked on one side of the body and it was honestly pretty laborious. Felt okay but I've definitely had better massages. She kept repeating the same techniques repeatedly and it honestly felt like going through the motions. 5-10 mins of that, and she moved to the other side of the body and repeated. There was no teasing or cheeky stuff. No swipes or playful touches of anything.
She got me to flip over and started on my front. The towel wasn't on me and Mini me was pointing up. She never touched it and just went about her business working on my legs.
I was a little bored of the massage, and concerned she wasn't particularly forthcoming with her extras, I just came out and asked how much she charges for extras. She reeled off the price list - £20 HR, £30 topless HR, £40 B2B. I opted for B2B, got the cash for her and she began to undress.
She has a really nice body. Slightly curvier than the other girls I've seen there (who are pretty skinny) but a lovely body.
I sat back and she got between my legs and began. She had a nice movement going on and her nipples felt great on the balls. She did this B2B for a few mins before she put some oil on her hands and got started with the HR.
I'd been pretty underwhelmed till this point but the handjob was one of the best ones I've received. She has an excellent technique with the main hand and she uses her other hand to play with the balls with her long nails. Really, really good and easily the best part of the experience.
After a few mins I could feel myself getting close. I figured that I still had a fair bit of time remaining so I tried to slow her down. I asked if I could see a little more of her body - if she could turn around for me so I could have a bit of a look at her arse. She just replied with a "no". I said I wouldn't touch but still "no".
I sensed that she was just trying to finish the job and get me out of there... but the HR was so good that I just lay back and accepted my fate. She went for another minute till I finished. She immediately grabbed a tissue and jumped in the shower.
I opted not to take a shower and we got dressed (still no chit chat). I was out of there in 45 to conclude one of my stranger massages.
In summary:No Sarah on reception today and it made a difference. Pretty poor service overall - hard getting in there to begin with with all the opening time stuff and also with the phone being off. The girl was pretty rude, the massage wasn't particularly good and I felt rushed. She was a bit younger and a bit more attractive than the other girls there, but I prefer the friendly & cheeky older types than a younger miserable one.
With all that being said, she gave excellent HR and really nice B2B (well, all 2 mins of B2B). Usually I need to finish myself off but her technique was so good that I was basically finished off almost against my will.
Hard to say whether I'd recommend her. I guess it depends what you want from your massages. If you want a proper massage, I wouldn't recommend. If you want a bit of a cheeky, flirty massage with a little chit-chat, I definitely wouldn't recommend. If you're willing to put up with missing out on that all stuff for some great HR, then you've found your new favourite no-nonsense Thai girl.
Price: £75 total (£35 one hour massage, £40 B2B).
